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You Had Me At Greeting Card
You Had Me At Card A rude greetings card with "You Had Me At.." either "Suck My Cock or "Lick My Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occ...
Thanks For All The Orgasms Greeting Card
Thanks For All The Orgasms Card A rude greetings card with "Thanks For All The Orgasms" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
Ho Ho Ho Motherfucker Greeting Card
Ho Ho Ho Motherfucker Card A rude greetings card with "Ho Ho Ho Motherfucker" and festive graphics printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. ...
Mum Yoda Best Greeting Card
Mum Yoda Best Card A geeky greetings card with "Mum Yoda Best" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to hand...
If Dad Can't Fix It Greeting Card
If Dad Can't Fix It Card A rude greetings card with "If Dad Can't Fix It It's Fucked" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
Ladylike Motherfucker Greeting Card
Ladylike Motherfucker Card A rude greetings card with "Ladylike Motherfucker" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Middle Finger Greeting Card
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Middle Finger CardA rude greetings card with 29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ and An Extended Middle Finger (alternatively choose your own age) printed on the front. This rude greetings c...
Old Cunt Greeting Card
Old Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Old Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite your o...
King Of Every Fucking Thing Greeting Card
King Of Every Fucking Thing CardA rude greetings card with "King Of Every Fucking Thing" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside ...
Show Us Your Kitties Greeting Card
Show Us Your Kitties Card A novelty greetings card with "Show Us Your Kitties" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
Nice Pussy Greeting Card
Nice Pussy CardA rude greetings card with "Nice Pussy" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you to hand...
Resting Bitch Face Greeting Card
Resting Bitch Face Card A rude greetings card with "Resting Bitch Face" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
Hippo-twatamus Greeting Card
Hippo-twatamus Card A rude greetings card with "Dont Be A Hippo-twatamus" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for y...
Personalised Valentines Swearing Greeting Card
Personalised Valentines Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "*Name*, it might be Valentines but you're still a ..." choose from cunt, twat or dick printed on the front. This rude greetings ...
Speech Bubble Cunt Greeting Card
Speech Bubble Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "You're A Cunt" in a speech bubble printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
Fuck That Shit Greeting Card
Fuck That Shit Card A rude greetings card with "I’m a lady, but “fuck that shit” is still a perfectly acceptable substitute for NO" printed on the front. This rude greetings ca...
I Don't Speak Stupid Greeting Card
I Don't Speak Stupid Card A rude greetings card with "I' Sorry I Don't Speak Stupid" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is ...
I Heart Mum Greeting Card
I Heart Mum Card A novelty greetings card with "I Heart Mum" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to hand...
Christmas Cheer Greeting Card
Christmas Cheer Card A novelty greetings card with "I Run on Beer And Christmas Cheer" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insid...
How About A Nice Warm Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up Greeting Card
How About A Nice Warm Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up Card A rude greetings card with a choice of two retro graphics and the slogan "How About A Nice Warm Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up" printed on the front. ...