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Shitty Sex Greeting Card
Shitty Sex Card A rude greetings card with "Life Is Too Short For Shitty Sex" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
Magnitude of the Fucks Greeting Card
Magnitude of the Fucks Card A rude greetings card with "You Cannot Imagine The Magnitude of the Fucks I Do Not Give" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal ...
I'm Thinking Greeting Card
I'm Thinking Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm Thinking" and a loading graphic printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
Ready To Jingle Greeting Card
Ready To Jingle Card A novelty greetings card with "Single And Ready To Jingle" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bl...
I'm A Teacher Greeting Card
I'm A Teacher Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm A Teacher Let's Assume I'm Never Wrong" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
Size Matters Not Greeting Card
Size Matters Not Card A novelty greetings card with "Size Matters Not" and a Yoda like graphic printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
Old Cunt Greeting Card
Old Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Old Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite your o...
Inspirational Quote Penis Greeting Card
Inspirational Quote Penis Card A rude greetings card with "I Bet You Thought This Was Going To Be Some Inspirational Quote. But No, I Just Wanted To Say Penis " printed on the front. This rude g...
You Complete Me Greeting Card
You Complete Me Card A novelty greetings card with "You Complete Me" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
Date A Programmer Greeting Card
Date A Programmer Card A geeky greetings card with "Date A Programmer We Break Code Not Hearts" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
I Wish I Was Greeting Card
I Wish I Was Card A rude greetings card with "I wish I was one of those girls who goes to the gym, eats healthy and looks fabulous. Instead I'm a chubby scruffy, sarcastic bitch in a dressing gow...
Not Going To Suck-Lick Itself Greeting Card
Not Going To Suck-Lick Itself Card A rude greetings card with either "It's Not Going To Suck Itself" or "It's Not Going To Lick Itself" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great ...
Fucketh Thyself Greeting Card
Fucketh Thyself Card A rude greetings card with "Goeth And Fucketh Thyself" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Favourite Pain In The Arse Greeting Card
Favourite Pain In The Arse Card A rude greetings card with "You're My Favourite Pain In The Arse" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
Personalised Swearing You're A Greeting Card
Personalised Swearing You're A Card A rude greetings card with "*Name* You're A .... But You're My .... " personalised with your chosen name and choice of profanity printed on the front. This ru...
Winner Winner Christmas Dinner Greeting Card
Winner Winner Christmas Dinner Card A novelty greetings card with "Winner Winner Christmas Dinner" and a lovely roast turkey printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone...
I Only Drink Prosecco On Two Occasions Greeting Card
I Only Drink Prosecco On Two Occasions Card A novelty greetings card with "I Only Drink Prosecco On Two Occasions When It's My Birthday And When It's Not" printed on the front. This novelty gree...
Five Star Greeting Card
Five Star Card A novelty greetings card with "Five Star Boyfriend" or "Five Star Girlfriend" and some great reviews printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and id...
Almost As Much As The Cat Greeting Card
Almost As Much As The Cat Card A rude greetings card with "I Loy You Almost As Much As The Cat" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The...
Sugar Tits Greeting Card
Sugar Tits CardA rude greetings card with "Sugar Tits and a pink candy floss heart" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is bl...