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C is for Coffee Greeting Card
C is for Coffee Card A rude greetings card with "C Is For Coffee It's Also For Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is ...
Not Going to Spank Itself Greeting Card
Not Going to Spank Itself Card A rude greetings card with "It's Not Going to Spank Itself" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insi...
It's Not A Hangover It's Wine Flu Greeting Card
It's Not A Hangover It's Wine Flu Card A novelty greetings card with "It's Not A Hangover It's Wine Flu" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any o...
Personalised Age and Fucking Fabulous Greeting Card
Personalised Age and Fucking Fabulous Card A rude greetings card with "*Age* and Fucking Fabulous" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. ...
Fuck This Shit Greeting Card
Fuck This Shit Card A rude greetings card with "Fuck This Shit" in a fridge magnet style font printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The i...
Merry Christmas From Me And My Pussy Greeting Card
Merry Christmas From Me And My Pussy Card A rude greetings card with "Merry Christmas From Me And My Pussy" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any o...
Captain Cunt Greeting Card
Captain Cunt CardA rude greetings card with a colour cartoon superhero and "Captain Cunt" in big, bold lettering printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for ...
Ho Bloody Ho Greeting Card
Ho Bloody Ho Card A rude greetings card with "Ho Bloody Ho" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrit...
Caffeine & Inappropriate Thoughts Greeting Card
Caffeine & Inappropriate Thoughts Card A novelty greetings card with "I Run Entirely On Caffeine & Inappropriate Thoughts" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone a...
Size Matters Not Greeting Card
Size Matters Not Card A novelty greetings card with "Size Matters Not" and a Yoda like graphic printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
I Voted Leave Idiot Greeting Card
I Voted Leave Idiot Card A rude greetings card with "I voted leave beacuse I am a fucking idiot" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
Hopeless Romantic Greeting Card
Hopeless Romantic Card A rude greetings card with "Hopeless Romantic" printed on the front and "Seeks Filthy Whore" printed on the inside. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and idea...
What Do We Want Coffee Greeting Card
What Do We Want Coffee Card A rude greetings card with "What Do We Want? Coffee When Do We Want It? I'll Fucking Cut You" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and i...
Scrabble Tiles Fuck Greeting Card
Scrabble Tiles Fuck CardA rude greetings card with the word "Fuck" spelled out in the style of Scrabble tiles printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any...
The Best Mum (Sorry I Ruined Your Vagina) Greeting Card
The Best Mum (Sorry I Ruined Your Vagina) CardA rude greetings card with "The Best Mum (Sorry I Ruined Your Vagina)" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal ...
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Middle Finger Greeting Card
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Middle Finger CardA rude greetings card with 29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ and An Extended Middle Finger (alternatively choose your own age) printed on the front. This rude greetings c...
You Make Me Horny Unicorny Greeting Card
You Make Me Horny Unicorny Card A rude greetings card with "You Make Me Horny", choose from either a fabulous pink unicorn or a cheeky dabbing blue unicorn printed on the front. This rude greeti...
Good Luck Finding Better Colleagues Greeting Card - White, A5
Good Luck Finding Better Colleagues CardA rude greetings card with 'Good Luck Finding Better Colleagues Than Us You Cunt' printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ide...
Cats Don't Give A Fuck Greeting Card
Cats Don't Give A Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Cats Don't Give A Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
Intelligent Classy Dad Greeting Card
Intelligent Classy Dad Card A rude greetings card with "I’m An Intelligent Classy Well Educated Dad Who Says … A Lot” and your choice of either cunt or fuck printed on the front...