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Mum Yoda Best Greeting Card
Mum Yoda Best Card A geeky greetings card with "Mum Yoda Best" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to hand...
Captain Cunt Greeting Card
Captain Cunt CardA rude greetings card with a colour cartoon superhero and "Captain Cunt" in big, bold lettering printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for ...
PS Player Greeting Card
PS Player Card A geeky greetings card with a game controller graphic beneath "Player" and the number of your choice printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal ...
I Love Your Greeting Card
I Love Your Card A rude greetings card with a colourful heart graphic and I Love Your with a choice of either Cock or Minge printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and i...
Intelligent Classy Dad Greeting Card
Intelligent Classy Dad Card A rude greetings card with "I’m An Intelligent Classy Well Educated Dad Who Says … A Lot” and your choice of either cunt or fuck printed on the front...
Happy Valentine's Day BJ Greeting Card
Happy Valentine's Day BJ Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Valentine's Day" on a heart graphic printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion....
Feed Me Wine Greeting Card
Feed Me Wine CardA rude greetings card with "Feed Me Wine" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you to handwrite ...
Merry Christmas You Twat Greeting Card
Merry Christmas You Twat Card A rude greetings card with "Merry Christmas You Twat" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is b...
Magnitude of the Fucks Greeting Card
Magnitude of the Fucks Card A rude greetings card with "You Cannot Imagine The Magnitude of the Fucks I Do Not Give" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal ...
Class Of Their Own Greeting Card
Class Of Their Own Card A novelty greetings card with "This Teacher Is In A Class Of Their Own" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. ...
So Cute I'm Adopted Greeting Card
So Cute I'm Adopted Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm So Cute I Must Have Been Adopted" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
Holy Fuck You're 50 Greeting Card
Holy Fuck You're 50 CardA rude greetings card with "Holy Fuck You're 50" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you...
Personalised Age And Still A Cunt Greeting Card
Personalised Age And Still A Cunt Card A rude greetings card with a star burst graphic and the ability to personalise the age in the slogan "*Age* and Still A Cunt" printed on the front. This ru...
Clusterfuck Greeting Card
Clusterfuck Card A rude greetings card with "Clusterfuck (n) 1. A chaotic, disorganised and mismanaged situation." and for 2. choose either the Labour Party or the Conservative Party or you can ...
Fucking Legend Greeting Card
Fucking Legend Card A rude greetings card with "Fucking Legend" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to hand...
Rainbow Swearing Greeting Card
Rainbow Swearing CardA rude greetings card with a bright rainbow graphic and your choice of insult printed on the front. Choose from cunt, dick, or twat - if you don’t see the swear word you...
Happy Mothers Day - Little Shit Greeting Card
Happy Mothers Day - Little Shit Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Mother's Day From Your Little Shit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any oc...
Life Gives You Lemons Greeting Card
Life Gives You Lemons Card A novelty greetings card with "Whne Life Gives You Lemons Ask for Salt And Tequila" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...
Personalised Yoda Best Teacher Greeting Card
Personalised Yoda Best Teacher Card A novelty greetings card with a Yoda graphic and "Yoda Best Teacher" in a star wars style font, personalised with a Teacher's name printed on the front. This ...
Merry Fucking Christmas Greeting Card
Merry Fucking Christmas Card A rude greetings card with "Merry Fucking Christmas" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...