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Hey You There Greeting Card
Hey You There Card A rude greetings card with "Hey, you there: Fuck off. And when you get there, fuck off from there too. Then fuck off some more. Keep fucking off until you get back here. Then...
Santa Knows You've Been A Cunt Greeting Card
Santa Knows You've Been A Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Santa Knows You've Been A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The...
I Work Because Greeting Card
I Work Because Card A rude greetings card with "I Work Because I Love This Shit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blan...
Attitude Problem Greeting Card
Attitude Problem CardA rude greetings card with "I Don't Have An Attitude Problem You Stupid Fucking Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any oc...
Grillmaster Greeting Card
Grillmaster Card A novelty greetings card with "Grillmaster" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to hand...
I'm Having An Absolute .... Of A Day Greeting Card
I'm Having An Absolute .... Of A Day Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Having An Absolute .... Of A Day" choose from cunt, bitch or fucker to best describe your day printed on the front. This...
Needy Little Fucker Greeting Card
Needy Little Fucker Card A rude greetings card with "Needy Little Fucker" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for y...
Thanks For All The Orgasms Greeting Card
Thanks For All The Orgasms Card A rude greetings card with "Thanks For All The Orgasms" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
Fuck Everything Become A Pirate Greeting Card
Fuck Everything Become A Pirate Card A rude greetings card with "Fuck Everything Become A Pirate" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
Personalised I'm A Cunt Greeting Card
Personalised I'm A Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "I'm *Name* And I'm A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is b...
PS Player Greeting Card
PS Player Card A geeky greetings card with a game controller graphic beneath "Player" and the number of your choice printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal ...
Under New Management Greeting Card
Under New Management Card A novelty greetings card with "Under New Management" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
Inspirational Quote Penis Greeting Card
Inspirational Quote Penis Card A rude greetings card with "I Bet You Thought This Was Going To Be Some Inspirational Quote. But No, I Just Wanted To Say Penis " printed on the front. This rude g...
I Love My Fucking Job Greeting Card
I Love My Fucking Job Card A rude greetings card with "I Love My Fucking Job" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
Only In It For The Parking Greeting Card
Only In It For The Parking Card A rude greetings card with a blue disabled badge and the slogan "I'm Only In It For The Parking" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyon...
Happy Birthday Jesus! Greeting Card
Happy Birthday Jesus! Card A novelty greetings card with "Happy Birthday Jesus!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is b...
Things I Like My Bike Greeting Card - White, A5
Things I Like My Bike CardA novelty greetings card with 'Things I Like Almost As Much As Riding My Bike' and a list of things liked printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for a...
Fuck Turkey Greeting Card
Fuck Turkey Card A rude greetings card with "Fuck Turkey" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite ...
PS Player Greeting Card
PS Player Card A geeky greetings card with a game controller graphic beneath "Player" and the number of your choice printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal ...
Evolution Of A Programmer Greeting Card
Evolution Of A Programmer Card A geeky greetings card with "Evolution Of A Programmer" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...