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Fat Kid Loves Cake Greeting Card
Fat Kid Loves Cake Card A novelty greetings card with "I Love You Like A Fat Kid Loves Cake!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
Dont Believe Everything Greeting Card
Dont Believe Everything Card A novelty greetings card with "Don't believe everything you read on the internet ~Abraham Lincoln" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for any...
Peach Emoji Greeting Card
Peach Emoji Card A rude greetings card with a Peach emoji printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite yo...
Even Jesus Thinks You're A Cunt Greeting Card
Even Jesus Thinks You're A Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "Even Jesus Thinks You're A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any oc...
I'm Not A Gynaecologist Greeting Card
I'm Not A Gynaecologist CardA rude greetings card with "I'm Not A Gynaecologist" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The insid...
I Only Drink Prosecco On Two Occasions Greeting Card
I Only Drink Prosecco On Two Occasions Card A novelty greetings card with "I Only Drink Prosecco On Two Occasions When It's My Birthday And When It's Not" printed on the front. This novelty gree...
Decorative Cunt Greeting Card
Decorative Cunt Card A rude greetings card with ""Cunt" in a decorative and ornate font" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insi...
Resting Bitch Face Greeting Card
Resting Bitch Face Card A rude greetings card with "Resting Bitch Face" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
I Want To Be Barbie Greeting Card
I Want To Be Barbie Card A rude greetings card with "I Want To Be Barbie The Bitch has Everything" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. ...
First Date Greeting Card
First Date Card A rude greetings card with "I Fuck On The First Date" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
From The Child You Inherited Greeting Card
From The Child You Inherited Card A rude greetings card with "With Love From The Child You Inherited When You Decided To Shack Up With My ..." Mum or Dad printed on the front. This rude greeting...
Schrodinger's Cat Greeting Card
Schrodinger's Cat Card A geeky greetings card with "Schrodinger's Cat Is Dead or Alive" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside...
I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep Greeting Card
I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep CardA rude greetings card with "I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep" and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings car...
Intelligent Classy Mum Greeting Card
Intelligent Classy Mum Card A rude greetings card with “I’m An Intelligent Classy Well Educated Mum Who Says … A Lot” and your choice of either cunt or fuck printed on the ...
Two Fucking Deer Greeting Card
Two Fucking Deer Card A rude greetings card with "I Nearly Didn't Buy You This Christmas Card Because It Was Two Fucking Deer" printed on the front. This rude Chrsitmas card is the perfect way t...
Old Cunt Greeting Card
Old Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Old Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite your o...
Fresh As A Fucking Daisy Greeting Card
Fresh As A Fucking Daisy Card A rude greetings card with "Fresh As A Fucking Daisy" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is b...
Miserable Swearing Greeting Card
Miserable Swearing CardA rude greetings card with "Miserable..." and your choice of swearword printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The in...
Cock Greeting Card
Cock Card A rude greetings card with a splendid cock upon the word "Cock" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for y...
One Year Closer to Bingo Greeting Card
One Year Closer to Bingo Card A novelty greetings card with "One Year Closer to Bingo And Big Knickers" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any oc...