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Spank Me Greeting Card
Spank Me Card A rude greetings card with "Spank Me Like A Dusty Rug" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to...
Personalised Age And Still A Cunt Greeting Card
Personalised Age And Still A Cunt Card A rude greetings card with a star burst graphic and the ability to personalise the age in the slogan "*Age* and Still A Cunt" printed on the front. This ru...
Humpty Dumpty Greeting Card
Humpty Dumpty Card A rude greetings card with "Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the King's horses and all the King's men said "Serves you right you fat fucker" ...
Shit Bum Bugger Greeting Card
Shit Bum Bugger Card A rude greetings card with "Shit, Bum, Bugger, Tits, Arse, Bollocks, Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The...
I'd Rather Be Stroking My Pussy Greeting Card
I'd Rather Be Stroking My Pussy CardA rude greetings card with "I'd Rather Be Stroking My Pussy" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any oc...
Thanks Dad Greeting Card
Thanks Dad Card A rude greetings card with "Thanks Dad For Creating A Fucking Legend" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
Fuck That Shit Greeting Card
Fuck That Shit Card A rude greetings card with "I’m a lady, but “fuck that shit” is still a perfectly acceptable substitute for NO" printed on the front. This rude greetings ca...
Ginger Sex God Greeting Card
Ginger Sex God CardA rude greetings card with "Ginger Sex God" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you to handwr...
May Your Coffee Be Strong Greeting Card
May Your Coffee Be Strong Card A novelty greetings card with "May Your Coffee Be Strong And The Naptime Long" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for ...
Someone Hand Me the Prosecco Greeting Card
Someone Hand Me the Prosecco Card A novelty greetings card with "Someone Hand Me the Prosecco & Watch Me Get Fabulous!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ...
Lighten The Fuck Up Greeting Card
Lighten The Fuck Up Card A rude greetings card with "Lighten The Fuck Up" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for y...
Personalised Christmas Wank Sock Greeting Card
Personalised Christmas Wank Sock Card A rude greetings card with "Personalised Christmas Wank Sock" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion....
I Love My Butt Plug Greeting Card
I Love My Butt Plug CardA rude greetings card with "I Love My Butt Plug" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is bla...
Personalised Valentines Swearing Greeting Card
Personalised Valentines Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "*Name*, it might be Valentines but you're still a ..." choose from cunt, twat or dick printed on the front. This rude greetings ...
Opinions Up Your Arse Greeting Card
Opinions Up Your Arse Card A rude greetings card with "A Good Place To Put Your Opinions Is Up Your Arse" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occ...
Divide By Zero Greeting Card
Divide By Zero Card A geeky greetings card with "It’s All Fun And Games Until Someone Divides By Zero" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any...
Fuck Off I Mean Good Morning Greeting Card
Fuck Off I Mean Good Morning Card A rude greetings card with "Fuck Of.f I Mean Good Morning." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The i...
Speech Bubble Cunt Greeting Card
Speech Bubble Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "You're A Cunt" in a speech bubble printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
I Love My Fucking Job Greeting Card
I Love My Fucking Job Card A rude greetings card with "I Love My Fucking Job" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
Take The Iron Throne Greeting Card
Take The Iron Throne Card A geeky greetings card with "I Never Received My Acceptance Letter To Hogwarts So I'm Leaving The Shire To Become A Jedi And Take The Iron Throne" printed on the front....