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Magnitude of the Fucks Greeting Card
Magnitude of the Fucks Card A rude greetings card with "You Cannot Imagine The Magnitude of the Fucks I Do Not Give" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal ...
Before You Go Fuck Yourself Greeting Card
Before You Go Fuck Yourself Card A rude greetings card with "Make Sure You Look Both Ways Before You Go Fuck Yourself" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and idea...
This Guy Likes Guys Greeting Card
This Guy Likes Guys Card A rude greetings card with "This Guy Likes Guys" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for y...
Spank Me Greeting Card
Spank Me Card A rude greetings card with "Spank Me Like A Dusty Rug" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to...
Merry Christmas From Me And My Pussy Greeting Card
Merry Christmas From Me And My Pussy Card A rude greetings card with "Merry Christmas From Me And My Pussy" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any o...
You're A Dickhead But I Love You! Greeting Card
You're A Dickhead But I Love You! CardA rude greetings card with "You're A Dickhead But I Love You!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for an...
Speech Bubble Cunt Greeting Card
Speech Bubble Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "You're A Cunt" in a speech bubble printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
I Love Blowjobs Greeting Card
I Love Blowjobs Card A rude greetings card with "I Love Blowjobs" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to ha...
Little Girls Cry Greeting Card
Little Girls Cry Card A rude greetings card with "Little Girls Cry, Big Girls Say Fuck." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside...
Sit On My Face Greeting Card
Sit On My Face Card A rude greetings card with "Sit On My Face" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to hand...
You Complete Me - Boys Greeting Card
You Complete Me - Boys Card A novelty greetings card with "You Complete Me" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank ...
Older Wiser And Still A Massive Greeting Card
Older Wiser And Still A Massive Card A rude greetings card with "Older Wiser And Still A Massive Cunt" or "Twat" or add your custom swearword printed on the front. This rude greetings card is ...
Intelligent Classy Dad Greeting Card
Intelligent Classy Dad Card A rude greetings card with "I’m An Intelligent Classy Well Educated Dad Who Says … A Lot” and your choice of either cunt or fuck printed on the front...
They Say You Are What You Eat Greeting Card
They Say You Are What You Eat CardA rude greetings card with "They Say You Are What You Eat... But I Don't Remember Eating A Fucking Legend" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is gre...
You Make My Fanny Flutter Greeting Card
You Make My Fanny Flutter Card A rude greetings card with "You Make My Fanny Flutter" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
This Girls Likes Girls Greeting Card
This Girls Likes Girls Card A rude greetings card with "This Girls Likes Girls" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
Ginger Lives Matter Greeting Card
Ginger Lives Matter Card A novelty greetings card with "Ginger Lives Matter" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
Like A Penis Greeting Card
Like A Penis Card A rude greetings card with "It's Just Like A Penis Only Smaller" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bl...
You Make Me Horny Unicorny Greeting Card
You Make Me Horny Unicorny Card A rude greetings card with "You Make Me Horny", choose from either a fabulous pink unicorn or a cheeky dabbing blue unicorn printed on the front. This rude greeti...
Sex Pest Greeting Card
Sex Pest Card A rude greetings card with "Sex Pest" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite your o...