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Intelligent Classy Dad Greeting Card
Intelligent Classy Dad Card A rude greetings card with "I’m An Intelligent Classy Well Educated Dad Who Says … A Lot” and your choice of either cunt or fuck printed on the front...
The Best Mum (Sorry I Ruined Your Vagina) Greeting Card
The Best Mum (Sorry I Ruined Your Vagina) CardA rude greetings card with "The Best Mum (Sorry I Ruined Your Vagina)" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal ...
What Do We Want Coffee Greeting Card
What Do We Want Coffee Card A rude greetings card with "What Do We Want? Coffee When Do We Want It? I'll Fucking Cut You" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and i...
Never Mistake My Silence For Weakness Greeting Card
Never Mistake My Silence For Weakness Card A novelty greetings card with "Never mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud." printed on the front. This novelty greetings car...
Someone Hand Me the Prosecco Greeting Card
Someone Hand Me the Prosecco Card A novelty greetings card with "Someone Hand Me the Prosecco & Watch Me Get Fabulous!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ...
I Love Fisting Greeting Card
I Love Fisting Card A rude greetings card with "I Love Fisting" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to hand...
Fuck The Colour Blind Greeting Card
Fuck The Colour Blind Card A rude greetings card with "Fuck The Colour Blind" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
Go Green Fuck A Vegan Greeting Card
Go Green Fuck A Vegan Card A rude greetings card with "Go Green Fuck A Vegan" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
Happy Birthday You Cunt Greeting Card
Happy Birthday You Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Birthday You Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
English As Fuck Greeting Card
English As Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "English As Fuck" below an English rose printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
Dumbfuckery To A Minimum Greeting Card
Dumbfuckery To A Minimum Card A rude greetings card with "Let's Keep The Dumbfuckery To A Minimum Today" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occa...
Thanks For All The Orgasms Greeting Card
Thanks For All The Orgasms Card A rude greetings card with "Thanks For All The Orgasms" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
Nurses Like It Harder Greeting Card
Nurses Like It Harder Card A novelty greetings card with "Nurses Like It Harder, Deeper, Faster - CPR Saves Lives" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...
Tiny Willy Greeting Card
Tiny Willy Card A rude greetings card with "I Love You And Your Tiny Willy" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Take The Iron Throne Greeting Card
Take The Iron Throne Card A geeky greetings card with "I Never Received My Acceptance Letter To Hogwarts So I'm Leaving The Shire To Become A Jedi And Take The Iron Throne" printed on the front....
Feed Me Wine Greeting Card
Feed Me Wine CardA rude greetings card with "Feed Me Wine" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you to handwrite ...
How About A Nice Warm Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up Greeting Card
How About A Nice Warm Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up Card A rude greetings card with a choice of two retro graphics and the slogan "How About A Nice Warm Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up" printed on the front. ...
Personalised Age and Fucking Fabulous Greeting Card
Personalised Age and Fucking Fabulous Card A rude greetings card with "*Age* and Fucking Fabulous" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. ...
Caffeine & Inappropriate Thoughts Greeting Card
Caffeine & Inappropriate Thoughts Card A novelty greetings card with "I Run Entirely On Caffeine & Inappropriate Thoughts" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone a...
Multitasking Greeting Card
Multitasking Card A rude greetings card with "Multitasking (v.) Fucking Up Several Things All At Once." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occas...