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Shitty Sex Greeting Card
Shitty Sex Card A rude greetings card with "Life Is Too Short For Shitty Sex" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
I'm A Fucking Genius Greeting Card
I'm A Fucking Genius Card A rude greetings card with "I'm A Fucking Genius" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
You're Leaving Greeting Card
You're Leaving Card A rude greetings card with "You're Leaving...Who's Going To Be The Office ... Now?" and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for ...
I'm Not Always A ... Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself Greeting Card
I'm Not Always A ... Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Not Always A ... Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself" choose from cunt, bitch or dick printed on the front. This...
XBox Player Greeting Card
XBox Player Card A geeky greetings card with a game controller graphic beneath "Player" and the number of your choice printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and idea...
I'm A Little Ray Of Fucking Sunshine Greeting Card
I'm A Little Ray Of Fucking Sunshine CardA rude greetings card with a colourful sunshine graphic and "I'm A Little Ray Of Fucking Sunshine" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is grea...
I Want To Be Barbie Greeting Card
I Want To Be Barbie Card A rude greetings card with "I Want To Be Barbie The Bitch has Everything" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. ...
Inner Serial Killer Greeting Card
Inner Serial Killer Card A rude greetings card with "You Inspire My Inner Serial Killer" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside...
Grillmaster Greeting Card
Grillmaster Card A novelty greetings card with "Grillmaster" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to hand...
Personalised I Fucking Love Greeting Card
Personalised I Fucking Love CardA rude greetings card with "I Fucking Love *Your Text*" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.Th...
Jesus Loves You...Swearing Greeting Card
Jesus Loves You...Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "Jesus Loves You, Everyone Else Thinks You're A ..." and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings card is gr...
Like A Penis Greeting Card
Like A Penis Card A rude greetings card with "It's Just Like A Penis Only Smaller" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bl...
Go Green Fuck A Vegan Greeting Card
Go Green Fuck A Vegan Card A rude greetings card with "Go Green Fuck A Vegan" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
Geeky Cunt Greeting Card
Geeky Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Geeky Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite yo...
You're Divorced Dick Greeting Card
You're Divorced Dick CardA rude greetings card with "You're Divorced. Thank Fuck For That, That Dick Was Crazy" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for a...
Caffeine & Inappropriate Thoughts Greeting Card
Caffeine & Inappropriate Thoughts Card A novelty greetings card with "I Run Entirely On Caffeine & Inappropriate Thoughts" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone a...
Dad As Funny As You Greeting Card
Dad As Funny As You Card A novelty greetings card with "Dad, When I Grow Up I Want To Be As Funny As You Think You Are" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ...
I'm Silently Correcting Your Grammar Greeting Card
I'm Silently Correcting Your Grammar Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm Silently Correcting Your Grammar." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal fo...
Old Cunt Greeting Card
Old Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Old Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite your o...
Slapped Arse Greeting Card
Slapped Arse Card A rude greetings card with "face like a slapped arse" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...