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Spoiler Alert Greeting Card
Spoiler Alert Card A rude greetings card with "Spoiler Alert Everyone Thinks You're A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The ins...
The Universe Made Of Morons Greeting Card
The Universe Made Of Morons Card A geeky greetings card with "The Universe Is Made Of: Protons, Neutrons & Morons" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal f...
Blue Dick Greeting Card
Blue Dick Card A rude greetings card with "DICK" in a blue bold font printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to...
All I Want For Christmas Greeting Card
All I Want For Christmas Card A rude greetings card with "All I Want For Christmas Is You" printed on the front and "and your big..." choose from cock or tits printed on the inside. This rude ...
Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck Greeting Card
Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
Keep Calm Cunt Greeting Card
Keep Calm Cunt Card A rude greetings card with You're A Cunt But Carry On in a Keep Calm style printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The in...
Ruined By Responsibility Greeting Card
Ruined By Responsibility Card A novelty greetings card with "Another Fine Day Ruined By Responsibility" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any oc...
Too Fucking Polite Greeting Card
Too Fucking Polite Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Too Fucking Polite To Swear" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is ...
Office Abuse Greeting Card
Office Abuse Card A rude greetings card with "Office … " and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The in...
Periodic Fuck Off Greeting Card
Periodic Fuck Off Card A rude greetings card with "Periodic Fuck Off" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
Sleep With A Nurse Greeting Card
Sleep With A Nurse Card A novelty greetings card with "Feel Safe At Night Sleep With A Nurse" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
Illegitimi Non Carborundum Greeting Card
Illegitimi Non Carborundum CardA rude greetings card with "Illegitimi Non Carborundum" a rough Latin translation for "Don't Let The Bastards Grind You Down" printed on the front. This rude gre...
Same Vag Forever Greeting Card
Same Vag Forever Card A rude greetings card with "Same Vag Forever" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to ...
Holy Fuck You're 50 Greeting Card
Holy Fuck You're 50 CardA rude greetings card with "Holy Fuck You're 50" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you...
People Think I'm Funny Greeting Card
People Think I'm Funny Card A rude greetings card with "People Think I'm Funny BUt Really I'm Just A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any oc...
Father Christmas Thinks You're A ... Swearing Greeting Card
Father Christmas Thinks You're A ... Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "Father Christmas thinks you're a ... " choose from cunt, twat or dick printed on the front. This rude greetings car...
Happy Go Lucky Little Ray Of Fucking Sunshine Greeting Card
Happy Go Lucky Little Ray Of Fucking Sunshine Card A rude greetings card with "I'm A Happy Go Lucky Little Ray Of Fucking Sunshine" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for an...
Polite As Fuck Greeting Card
Polite As Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Polite As Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to hand...
I Make Beer Disappear Greeting Card
I Make Beer Disappear Card A novelty greetings card with "I Make Beer Disappear. What's Your Superpower?" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any ...
Personalised You Know Nothing Greeting Card
Personalised You Know Nothing Card A novelty greetings card with Game of Thrones inspired "Personalised You Know Nothing, 'Custom Name'" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is grea...