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Magnificent Cunt Greeting Card
Magnificent Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "Magnificent Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you to ha...
Remembered You're A Cunt Greeting Card
Remembered You're A Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "I Was Going To Get You A Really Nice Card, But Then I Remembered You're A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great f...
Keep Calm Cunt Greeting Card
Keep Calm Cunt Card A rude greetings card with You're A Cunt But Carry On in a Keep Calm style printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The in...
Christmas Pudding Greeting Card
Christmas Pudding Card A rude greetings card with "Step Away From The Christmas Pudding You Fat Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasio...
Horny Merry Christmas Greeting Card
Horny Merry Christmas Card A rude Christmas card with "You Make Me Horny Merry Christmas" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for that special person this Christmas. The insi...
Me So Holy Greeting Card
Me So Holy Card A rude greetings card with "Me So Holy Me Love You Long Time" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
XBox Player Greeting Card
XBox Player Card A geeky greetings card with a game controller graphic beneath "Player" and the number of your choice printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and idea...
The Universe Made Of Morons Greeting Card
The Universe Made Of Morons Card A geeky greetings card with "The Universe Is Made Of: Protons, Neutrons & Morons" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal f...
Complete Utter Cunt Greeting Card
Complete Utter Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Complete & Utter Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
I'm Busy Making A Fucking Difference Greeting Card
I'm Busy Making A Fucking Difference Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Busy Making A Fucking Difference" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any o...
Not A Queen A Khaleesi Greeting Card
Not A Queen A Khaleesi Card A geeky greetings card with Game of Thrones inspired "Not A Queen A Khaleesi" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any oc...
Hey Siri Occasions Greeting Card
Hey Siri Occasions Card For those that are too lazy to spend time perusing the card aisle and rely on "Siri", this card is just perfect for you to send. Choose you occasion and add a name! This ...
I Voted Leave Greeting Card
I Voted Leave Card A rude greetings card with "I voted leave because I'm not a fucking idiot" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The i...
Ginger Cunt Greeting Card
Ginger Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Ginger Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite ...
I Love Cock Greeting Card
I Love Cock Card A rude greetings card with "I Love Cock" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite ...
Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck Greeting Card
Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Fuck You, You Fucking Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
If You Think I'm a Dick Greeting Card
If You Think I'm a Dick Card A rude greetings card with "If you think I'm a dick you should meet my ..." choose from either brother or father printed on the front. This rude greetings card is gr...
Hate Xmas Hate Jumpers Greeting Card
Hate Xmas Hate Jumpers Card A novelty greetings card with "I Hate Xmas I Hate Jumpers" in a knit stitch stylke font and design printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyo...
Mummy You're My Hero Greeting Card
Mummy You're My Hero CardA rude greetings card with "Mummy You're My Hero But My Daddy Thinks You're A Bitch" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ide...
Charlie Uniform Greeting Card
Charlie Uniform Card A rude greetings card with "Charlie Uniform November Tango", from the NATO phonetic alphabet printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...