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Personalised Fucking Greeting Card
Personalised Fucking Card A rude greetings card with "Name's Fucking Birthday Card" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Make it clear w...
Cock Juggling Thundercunt Greeting Card
Cock Juggling Thundercunt Card A rude greetings card with "Cock Juggling Thundercunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
Illegitimi Non Carborundum Greeting Card
Illegitimi Non Carborundum CardA rude greetings card with "Illegitimi Non Carborundum" a rough Latin translation for "Don't Let The Bastards Grind You Down" printed on the front. This rude gre...
Intelligent Classy Dad Greeting Card
Intelligent Classy Dad Card A rude greetings card with "I’m An Intelligent Classy Well Educated Dad Who Says … A Lot” and your choice of either cunt or fuck printed on the front...
But Thinking of You Greeting Card
But Thinking of You Card A rude greetings card with "Roses are red, Violets are blue, I’m using my hand, But thinking of you!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for a...
Too Fucking Polite Greeting Card
Too Fucking Polite Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Too Fucking Polite To Swear" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is ...
Me So Holy Greeting Card
Me So Holy Card A rude greetings card with "Me So Holy Me Love You Long Time" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
Not A Queen A Khaleesi Greeting Card
Not A Queen A Khaleesi Card A geeky greetings card with Game of Thrones inspired "Not A Queen A Khaleesi" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any oc...
Meh! The Element Of Indifference Greeting Card
Meh! The Element Of Indifference Card A geeky greetings card with "Meh! The Element Of Indifference" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasio...
Same Vag Forever Greeting Card
Same Vag Forever Card A rude greetings card with "Same Vag Forever" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to ...
Remembered You're A Cunt Greeting Card
Remembered You're A Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "I Was Going To Get You A Really Nice Card, But Then I Remembered You're A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great f...
Personalised The Man The Myth Greeting Card
Personalised The Man The Myth Card A rude greetings card with "*Name* The Man The Myth" printed on the front and The Bell End" on the inside. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and id...
Attention Seeking Cunt Greeting Card
Attention Seeking Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "Attention Seeking Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside ...
Bus Wanker Greeting Card
Bus Wanker Card A rude greetings card with "Bus Wanker" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite yo...
I Love Cock Greeting Card
I Love Cock Card A rude greetings card with "I Love Cock" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite ...
Sometimes I Use Words Greeting Card
Sometimes I Use Words Card A novelty greetings card with "sometimesI use words I don't understand so I can sound more photosynthesis" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great f...
Personalised Valentines Swearing Greeting Card
Personalised Valentines Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "*Name*, it might be Valentines but you're still a ..." choose from cunt, twat or dick printed on the front. This rude greetings ...
I Am A Jedi Greeting Card
I Am A Jedi Card A geeky greetings card with "I Am A Jedi Like My Father Before Me" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is ...
Personalised Christmas Swearing Greeting Card
Personalised Christmas Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "*Name*, it might be Christmas but you're still a ..." personalised with your chosen name and choice of profanity printed on the f...
Executive Director of Every Fucking Thing Greeting Card
Executive Director of Every Fucking Thing Card A rude greetings card with "Executive Director of Every Fucking Thing" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...