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F Is For Fuckwit Greeting Card
F Is For Fuckwit Card A rude greetings card with "F Is For Fuckwit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to ...
The Box Said Requires Windows 95 So I Installed Linux Greeting Card
The Box Said Requires Windows 95 So I Installed Linux Card A geeky greetings card with "The Box Said Requires Windows 95 So I Installed Linux" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is ...
Cuntasaurus Greeting Card
Cuntasaurus Card A rude greetings card with "Don't Be A Cuntasaurus" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to...
Merry Christmas Middle Finger Greeting Card
Merry Christmas Middle Finger Card A rude greetings card with "Merry Christmas" and a Middle Finger (select from a man or lady middle finger graphic) printed on the front. This rude greetings ca...
I Haven't Got Tourettes You Really Are A Cunt Greeting Card
I Haven't Got Tourettes You Really Are A Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "I Haven't Got Tourettes You Really Are A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone a...
Bum Fun Greeting Card
Bum Fun Card A rude greetings card with "Bum Fun?" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite your ow...
Cute As Fuck Greeting Card
Cute As Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Cute As Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrit...
I'm Not Gay But £20 Is £20 Greeting Card
I'm Not Gay But £20 Is £20 CardA rude greetings card with "I'm Not Gay But £20 Is £20" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal ...
A Dildo for Christmas Greeting Card
A Dildo for Christmas Card A rude greetings card with "I got you a card and a dildo for Christmas. If you don’t like the card then you can go fuck yourself." printed on the front. This rud...
I Make Beer Disappear Greeting Card
I Make Beer Disappear Card A novelty greetings card with "I Make Beer Disappear. What's Your Superpower?" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any ...
Fluent In Three Languages Greeting Card
Fluent In Three Languages Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm Fluent In Three Languages... English Sarcasm And Profanity." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyo...
Like Mother Greeting Card
Like Mother Card A rude greetings card with "Like Mother Like Daughter (Oh Shit)" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
If You Think I'm a Dick Greeting Card
If You Think I'm a Dick Card A rude greetings card with "If you think I'm a dick you should meet my ..." choose from either brother or father printed on the front. This rude greetings card is gr...
Nerdy Cunt Greeting Card
Nerdy Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Nerdy Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite yo...
Fucks Given Greeting Card
Fucks Given Card A rude greetings card with "Fucks Given - 0" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwr...
Google Gives You Answers Greeting Card
Google Gives You Answers Card A geeky greetings card with "When life gives you questions Google gives you answers" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal f...
I'll Get Over It Greeting Card
I'll Get Over It Card A novelty greetings card with "I'll Get Over It, I Just Gotta Be Dramatic First" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occ...
Correct Fucking Grammar Greeting Card
Correct Fucking Grammar CardA rude greetings card with a range of common grammatical errors along with their correct usage printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and id...
Personalised Text Lights Greeting Card
Personalised Text Lights Card Written in lights! A novelty greetings card with you own personalised text written in a light bulb sign style font printed on the front. This novelty greetings card i...
You're A Fucking Legend Greeting Card
You're A Fucking Legend Card A rude greetings card with "You're A Fucking Legend" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...