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Ruined Your Bank Balance Greeting Card
Ruined Your Bank Balance Card A novelty greetings card with "Dad, Sorry I Ruined Your Bank Balance" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasi...
Merry Christmas Bitches Greeting Card
Merry Christmas Bitches Card A rude greetings card with "Merry Christmas Bitches" and a festive Father Christmas printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for ...
Scrabble Tiles Cunt Greeting Card
Scrabble Tiles Cunt CardA rude greetings card with the word "Cunt" in the style of Scrabble tiles printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.Th...
Christmas Loading Greeting Card
Christmas Loading Card A novelty greetings card with "Christmas Loading" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star What A Cunt I Think You Are Greeting Card
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star What A Cunt I Think You Are CardA rude greetings card with "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star What A Cunt I Think You Are" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is...
Feed Me Cake Greeting Card
Feed Me Cake CardA novelty greetings card with "Feed Me Cake And Tell Me I'm Pretty" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside i...
Caution Squirter Greeting Card
Caution Squirter Card A rude greetings card with "Caution Squirter" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to ...
I Love Porn Greeting Card
I Love Porn CardA rude greetings card with "I Love Porn" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you to ha...
Sentence Enhancers Greeting Card
Sentence Enhancers Card A novelty greetings card with "You Call Then Swear Words, I Call Them Sentence Enhancers!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...
Two Cunts Together, Forever Greeting Card
Two Cunts Together, Forever Card A rude greetings card with "Two Cunts Together, Forever" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insid...
I Wish I Was Greeting Card
I Wish I Was Card A rude greetings card with "I wish I was one of those girls who goes to the gym, eats healthy and looks fabulous. Instead I'm a chubby scruffy, sarcastic bitch in a dressing gow...
Biology, Chemistry, Physics Greeting Card
Biology, Chemistry, Physics Card A geeky greetings card with "If it moves, it's biology, if it stinks, it's chemistry, if it doesn't work, it's physics" printed on the front. This geeky greeting...
Personalised Christmas Swearing Greeting Card
Personalised Christmas Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "*Name*, it might be Christmas but you're still a ..." personalised with your chosen name and choice of profanity printed on the f...
I Teach Therefore I Drink Greeting Card
I Teach Therefore I Drink Card A novelty greetings card with "I teach therefore I drink!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The in...
I'm Always Being Asked To Do Shit Greeting Card
I'm Always Being Asked To Do Shit Card A rude greetings card with "I'm always being asked to do shit I'm not qualified for; like being nice to fucking idiots." printed on the front. This rude gr...
Cock Socket Greeting Card
Cock Socket Card A rude greetings card with "Weapons Grade Cock Socket" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
Cock Juggling Thundercunt Greeting Card
Cock Juggling Thundercunt Card A rude greetings card with "Cock Juggling Thundercunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
We'd Both Be Wrong Greeting Card
We'd Both Be Wrong Card A novelty greetings card with "I'd Aggree But Then We'd Both Be Wrong" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
World's Okayest Mum Greeting Card
World's Okayest Mum Card A novelty greetings card with "World's Okayest Mum" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
Jedi On the Streets Greeting Card
Jedi On the Streets Card A geeky greetings card with "Jedi On the Streets Sith In The Sheets" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The ...