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29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Middle Finger Greeting Card
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Middle Finger CardA rude greetings card with 29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ and An Extended Middle Finger (alternatively choose your own age) printed on the front. This rude greetings c...
Like Father Greeting Card
Like Father Card A rude greetings card with "Like Father Like Son/Daughter (Oh Shit)" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
Silence Is Golden Greeting Card
Silence Is Golden Card A novelty greetings card with "Silence is golden... ....unless you have kids, then it's just suspicious" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for any...
Love Programming Greeting Card
Love Programming Card A geeky greetings card with "I Hate Programming, I Hate Programming, I Hate Programming, It Works, I Love Programming" a cycle every software developer knows too well print...
I Smile Because You're My Mother Greeting Card
I Smile Because You're My Mother Card A rude greetings card with “I Smile Because You’re My Mother I Laugh Because There Is Fuck All You Can Do About It” or you can also choose ...
That's Mr Cunt To You Greeting Card
That's Mr Cunt To You CardA rude greetings card with "That's Mr Cunt To You" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for...
Happy Fathers Day - Little Shit Greeting Card
Happy Fathers Day - Little Shit Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Father's Day From Your Little Shit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any oc...
I Love Granny Porn Greeting Card
I Love Granny Porn Card A rude greetings card with "I Love Granny Porn" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
Sarcasm Loading Greeting Card
Sarcasm Loading Card A novelty greetings card with "Sarcasm Loading Please Wait..." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside i...
Clusterfuck Greeting Card
Clusterfuck Card A rude greetings card with "Clusterfuck (n) 1. A chaotic, disorganised and mismanaged situation." and for 2. choose either the Labour Party or the Conservative Party or you can ...
Nobody Knows I'm Gay Greeting Card
Nobody Knows I'm Gay Card A rude greetings card with "Nobody Knows I'm Gay" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Wedding Wankers Greeting Card
Wedding Wankers Card A rude greetings card with "Wedding Wankers" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to ha...
Welsh As Fuck Greeting Card
Welsh As Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Welsh As Fuck" below a Welsh dragon printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bl...
Ultimate Cunt Greeting Card
Ultimate Cunt CardA rude greetings card with the word "cunt" repeated over and over in a word cloud printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion....
Fuck Yeah Greeting Card
Fuck Yeah Card A rude greetings card with "Fuck Yeah!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite you...
Back-Alley Hooker Greeting Card
Back-Alley Hooker Card A rude greetings card with "I love you like a back-alley hooker loves crack." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion...
Two Types Of People Greeting Card
Two Types Of People Card A novelty greetings card with "There Are Two Types Of People In The World: 1) Those That Can Extrapolate From Imcomplete Data" printed on the front. This novelty greetin...
You, Sir, Are A Cunt Greeting Card
You, Sir, Are A Cunt Card A rude greetings card with a vintage style graphic and "You, Sir, Are A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occas...
Good Luck Finding Better Colleagues Greeting Card
Good Luck Finding Better Colleagues Card A rude greetings card with "Good Luck Finding Better Colleagues Than Us You Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ...
Top Dad Greeting Card
Top Dad Card A novelty greetings card with “Top Dad” in an iconic Top Gun like logo printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...