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Nurses Need Shots Too Greeting Card
Nurses Need Shots Too Card A novelty greetings card with "Nurses Need Shots Too" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is b...
I Smile Because You're My Mother Greeting Card
I Smile Because You're My Mother Card A rude greetings card with “I Smile Because You’re My Mother I Laugh Because There Is Fuck All You Can Do About It” or you can also choose ...
I Love My Vibrator Greeting Card
I Love My Vibrator Card A rude greetings card with "I Love My Vibrator" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
Life Is Too Short Greeting Card
Life Is Too Short Card A geeky greetings card with "Life Is Too Short To Remove USB Safely" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The in...
Eat My Meat Greeting Card
Eat My Meat Card A rude greetings card with "Eat My Meat" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite ...
Reasons Why I'm A Bitch Greeting Card
Reasons Why I'm A Bitch Card A rude greetings card with "Reasons Why I'm A Bitch #1: You're Fucking Stupid." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any ...
Beat Me Bite Me Whip Me Greeting Card
Beat Me Bite Me Whip Me Card A rude greetings card with "Beat Me Bite Me Whip Me Fuck Me" printed on the front and "Just Don't Cum In My Mouth" printed on the inside. This rude greetings card ...
Season To Get Shitfaced Greeting Card
Season To Get Shitfaced Card A rude greetings card with "Tis The Season To Get Shitfaced" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insid...
You Make Me Horny Unicorny Greeting Card
You Make Me Horny Unicorny Card A rude greetings card with "You Make Me Horny", choose from either a fabulous pink unicorn or a cheeky dabbing blue unicorn printed on the front. This rude greeti...
Prosecco Is For Life Greeting Card
Prosecco Is For Life Card A novelty greetings card with "Prosecco Is For Life Not Just For Christmas" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occa...
I'm A Delicate Flower Greeting Card
I'm A Delicate Flower Card A rude greetings card with "I'm a delicate flower. A needy, fucked up delicate little flower." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and...
Off You Fuck Greeting Card
Off You Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Off You Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrit...
Back-Alley Hooker Greeting Card
Back-Alley Hooker Card A rude greetings card with "I love you like a back-alley hooker loves crack." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion...
Miserable Swearing Greeting Card
Miserable Swearing CardA rude greetings card with "Miserable..." and your choice of swearword printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The in...
In A World Full Of Knobs Greeting Card
In A World Full Of Knobs CardA rude greetings card with "In A World Full Of Knobs" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The ins...
You're A Twat But I Love You! Greeting Card
You're A Twat But I Love You! CardA rude greetings card with "You're A Twat But I Love You!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasi...
You Can't Tell Me Greeting Card
You Can't Tell Me Card A novelty greetings card with "You Can't Tell Me What To Do You're Not My..." and your choice of either cat or dog printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is gre...
WiFi Connects Automatically Greeting Card
WiFi Connects Automatically Card A geeky greetings card with "Home Is Where The WiFi Connects Automatically" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any...
BALDI Greeting Card
BALDI Card A novelty greetings card with "BALDI" in an Aldi logo inspired graphic printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. A Happy Birthd...
Oh Look Greeting Card
Oh Look Card A rude greetings card with "Oh Look! Another Fuck I Don't Give" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank fo...