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The Customer is Always Greeting Card
The Customer is Always Card A rude greetings card with "The customer is always" and a colourful pie chart showing a range of options - "Right", "Wrong", "Fucking Annoying" printed on the f...
Chicken Game Greeting Card
Chicken Game Card A novelty greetings card with The Chicken Game printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to ha...
Fuck You, Fuck Me, Fuck Off Greeting Card
Fuck You, Fuck Me, Fuck Off Card A rude greetings card with "Fuck You, Fuck Me, Fuck Off" tick boxes printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion...
Running Out of Fucks Greeting Card
Running Out of Fucks Card A rude greetings card with "Does Running Out Of Fucks Count As Cardio?" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
English As Fuck Three Lions Greeting Card
English As Fuck Three Lions Card A rude greetings card with "English As Fuck" and a three lions badge printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasio...
Happy Mother's Day (I'm Glad You Didn't Swallow) Greeting Card
Happy Mother's Day (I'm Glad You Didn't Swallow) CardA rude greetings card with "Happy Mother's Day (I'm Glad You Didn't Swallow)" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for any...
All You Need Is Love, All You Have Is Porn Greeting Card
All You Need Is Love, All You Have Is Porn Card A rude greetings card with "All You Need Is Love. All You Want Is Sex, All You Have Is Porn" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is gre...
Personalised Fucking Greeting Card
Personalised Fucking Card A rude greetings card with "Name's Fucking Birthday Card" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Make it clear w...
Casual Sex Greeting Card
Casual Sex Card A rude greetings card with "It's Not Casual Sex If You Make A Big Deal Out Of It" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
Happy Birthday - Favourite Child Greeting Card
Happy Birthday - Favourite Child Card A novelty greetings card with "Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Child" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...
Kung Fu Fighting Greeting Card
Kung Fu Fighting Card A novelty greetings card with "Surely, Not Everyone Was Kung Fu Fighting?" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion....
Fractured My Motivation Greeting Card
Fractured My Motivation Card A novelty greetings card with "Sorry, I Can’t Go To Work Tomorrow I Fractured My Motivation" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for any...
Fresh Out Of Fucks Greeting Card
Fresh Out Of Fucks Card A rude greetings card with "Fresh Out Of Fucks" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
WiFi Connects Automatically Greeting Card
WiFi Connects Automatically Card A geeky greetings card with "Home Is Where The WiFi Connects Automatically" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any...
I'm Sexy And I Snow It Greeting Card
I'm Sexy And I Snow It Chrsitmas Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm Sexy And I Snow It" printed on the front. Send this funny Christmas card to send this winter. The inside is blank for you...
Hey Siri Greeting Card
Hey Siri CardA rude greetings card with "Hey Siri. Send A Card To The Biiggest Cunt I Know" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The insi...
Ruined Your Bank Balance Greeting Card
Ruined Your Bank Balance Card A novelty greetings card with "Dad, Sorry I Ruined Your Bank Balance" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasi...
Too Many Tabs Greeting Card
Too Many Tabs Card A novelty greetings card with "My Brain Has Too Many Tabs Open" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
40 Is The New 30 Greeting Card
40 Is The New 30 CardA rude greetings card with "Someone Told Me 40 is the new 30..... Lying Twat" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.T...
Colourful Cunt Muffin Greeting Card
Colourful Cunt Muffin CardA rude greetings card with Colourful muffin motif and the phrase "Cunt Muffin" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occa...