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Sorry I Hurt Your Feelings Greeting Card
Sorry I Hurt Your Feelings Card A rude greetings card with "Sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you a cunt. I thought you already knew" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is gre...
You Make Me Horny Unicorny Greeting Card
You Make Me Horny Unicorny Card A rude greetings card with "You Make Me Horny", choose from either a fabulous pink unicorn or a cheeky dabbing blue unicorn printed on the front. This rude greeti...
I'm Surrounded By Cunts Greeting Card
I'm Surrounded By Cunts CardA rude greetings card with "I'm Surrounded By Cunts" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The insid...
I Fucking Love You Greeting Card
I Fucking Love You Card A rude greetings card with a cute heart graphic and the slogan “I Fucking Love You” printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...
Life Is Too Short Greeting Card
Life Is Too Short Card A geeky greetings card with "Life Is Too Short To Remove USB Safely" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The in...
Someone Loves You, Not Me... Greeting Card
Someone Loves You Card A rude greetings card with "Someone Loves You" printed on the front and "Not Me... I Think You're A Cunt" printed on the inside. This rude greetings card is great for ...
You Make My Cunt Grunt Greeting Card
You Make My Cunt Grunt Card A rude greetings card with "You Make My Cunt Grunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
Oh Look Greeting Card
Oh Look Card A rude greetings card with "Oh Look! Another Fuck I Don't Give" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank fo...
Sith Happens Greeting Card
Sith Happens Card A geeky greetings card with "Sith Happens" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwr...
Joyeux Narwhal Greeting Card
Joyeux Narwhal Card A novelty greetings card with "Joyeux Narwhal" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
I Can Explain Greeting Card
I Can Explain Card A novelty greetings card with "I Can Explain It To You, But I Can't Understand It For You." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...
I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep Greeting Card
I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep CardA rude greetings card with "I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep" and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings car...
Cuntshine Greeting Card
Cuntshine Card A rude greetings card with a cute sunshine graphic and the phrase I'm A Little Ray Of Cuntshine printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any ...
Morse Code Twat Greeting Card
Morse Code Twat Card A rude greetings card with "Morse Code Twat" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to ha...
Go Green Fuck A Vegetarian Greeting Card
Go Green Fuck A Vegetarian Card A rude greetings card with "Go Green Fuck A Vegetarian" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
Chicken Game Greeting Card
Chicken Game Card A novelty greetings card with The Chicken Game printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to ha...
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Lady's Middle Finger Greeting Card
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Lady's Middle Finger CardA rude greetings card with 29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ and An Extended Lady's Middle Finger (alternatively choose your own age) printed on the front. This ru...
A Wise Person Once Said Don't Be A Cunt Greeting Card
A Wise Person Once Said Don't Be A Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "A Wise Woman/Man Once Said Don't Be A Cunt and Lived Happily Ever After" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is...
I Love My Vibrator Greeting Card
I Love My Vibrator Card A rude greetings card with "I Love My Vibrator" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
You Make My Fanny Feel Funny Greeting Card
You Make My Fanny Feel Funny Card A rude greetings card with "You Make My Fanny Feel Funny" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The ins...