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Purple Cunt Greeting Card
Purple Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "CUNT" in a purple bold font printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for yo...
I Love Redundancy Greeting Card
I Love Redundancy Card A novelty greetings card with "I Love Redundancy" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Sorry I Hurt Your Feelings Greeting Card
Sorry I Hurt Your Feelings Card A rude greetings card with "Sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you a cunt. I thought you already knew" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is gre...
Happy Christmas And All That Shit Greeting Card
Happy Christmas And All That Shit Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Christmas And All That Shit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasio...
That's Mr Cunt To You Greeting Card
That's Mr Cunt To You CardA rude greetings card with "That's Mr Cunt To You" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for...
Father Christmas Thinks You're A ... Swearing Greeting Card
Father Christmas Thinks You're A ... Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "Father Christmas thinks you're a ... " choose from cunt, twat or dick printed on the front. This rude greetings car...
Happy Mother's Day (Sorry I Ruined Your Vagina) Greeting Card
Happy Mother's Day (Sorry I Ruined Your Vagina) Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Mother's Day (Sorry I Ruined Your Vagina)" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyo...
A Wise Person Once Said Fuck This Shit Greeting Card
A Wise Person Once Said Fuck This Shit CardA rude greetings card with "A Wise Woman/Man Once Said Fuck This Shit and Lived Happily Ever After" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is g...
XBox Player Greeting Card
XBox Player Card A geeky greetings card with a game controller graphic beneath "Player" and the number of your choice printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and idea...
Like Father Greeting Card
Like Father Card A rude greetings card with "Like Father Like Son/Daughter (Oh Shit)" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
I Smile Because You're My Mother Greeting Card
I Smile Because You're My Mother Card A rude greetings card with “I Smile Because You’re My Mother I Laugh Because There Is Fuck All You Can Do About It” or you can also choose ...
Jingle Fucking Bells Greeting Card
Jingle Fucking Bells Card A rude greetings card with "Jingle Fucking Bells" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Morse Code Twat Greeting Card
Morse Code Twat Card A rude greetings card with "Morse Code Twat" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to ha...
Casual Sex Greeting Card
Casual Sex Card A rude greetings card with "It's Not Casual Sex If You Make A Big Deal Out Of It" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Middle Finger Greeting Card
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Middle Finger CardA rude greetings card with 29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ and An Extended Middle Finger (alternatively choose your own age) printed on the front. This rude greetings c...
Five Star Greeting Card
Five Star Card A novelty greetings card with "Five Star Boyfriend" or "Five Star Girlfriend" and some great reviews printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and id...
Merry Christmas Cunts Greeting Card
Merry Christmas Cunts Card A rude greetings card with "Merry Christmas Cunts" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
Hey Siri Greeting Card
Hey Siri CardA rude greetings card with "Hey Siri. Send A Card To The Biiggest Cunt I Know" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The insi...
The Depth and the Warmth Greeting Card
The Depth and the Warmth Card A rude greetings card with I’d call you a cunt, but you lack the depth and the warmth. printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and id...
Merry Fucking Christmas You Miserable... Swearing Greeting Card
Merry Fucking Christmas You Miserable... Swearing Card A rude greetings card with a grumpy face, colourful Christmassy snowflakes and the legend "Merry Fucking Christmas You Miserable"... choose...