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Sound You Make Greeting Card
Sound You Make Card A rude greetings card with "I Love The Sound You Make When You Shut The Fuck Up" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion...
Joyeux Narwhal Greeting Card
Joyeux Narwhal Card A novelty greetings card with "Joyeux Narwhal" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
I Smile Because You're My Father Greeting Card
I Smile Because You're My Father Card A rude greetings card with “I Smile Because You’re My Father I Laugh Because There Is Fuck All You Can Do About It” or you can also choose b...
Hey Siri Occasions Greeting Card
Hey Siri Occasions Card For those that are too lazy to spend time perusing the card aisle and rely on "Siri", this card is just perfect for you to send. Choose you occasion and add a name! This ...
Same Cock Forever Greeting Card
Same Cock Forever Card A rude greetings card with "Same Cock Forever" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
Almost As Much As The Dog Greeting Card
Almost As Much As The Dog Card A novelty greetings card with "I Love You Almost As Much As The Dog" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasi...
I'm With The Milf Greeting Card
I'm With The Milf Card A rude greetings card with "I'm With The Milf" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
Happy Fathers Day - Little Shit Greeting Card
Happy Fathers Day - Little Shit Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Father's Day From Your Little Shit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any oc...
Reasons Why I'm A Bitch Greeting Card
Reasons Why I'm A Bitch Card A rude greetings card with "Reasons Why I'm A Bitch #1: You're Fucking Stupid." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any ...
Jesus Died For Nothing Greeting Card
Jesus Died For Nothing Card A rude greetings card with "If You Don't Sin Jesus Died For Nothing" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
Never Trust An Atom Greeting Card
Never Trust An Atom Card A geeky greetings card with "Never Trust An Atom They Make Everything Up" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion....
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Middle Finger Greeting Card
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Middle Finger CardA rude greetings card with 29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ and An Extended Middle Finger (alternatively choose your own age) printed on the front. This rude greetings c...
Cunt Heart Greeting Card
Cunt Heart CardA rude greetings card with a heart shaped word cloud filled with the word cunt over and over printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occ...
As MILFs Go Greeting Card
As MILFs Go Card A rude greetings card with "As MILFs Go I Definitely Would!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
Fuck This, That, You & It Greeting Card
Fuck This, That, You & It CardA rude greetings card with "Fuck This, That, You & It. That Should Cover Everthing For Today" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and...
Life Is Better Greeting Card
Life Is Better Card A novelty greetings card with "Life Is Better With A Dog" or "Life Is Better With A Cat" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...
I'll Lick Yours Greeting Card
I'll Lick Yours Card A rude greetings card with "I'll Lick Yours If You Suck/Lick Mine" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
Jingle Fucking Bells Greeting Card
Jingle Fucking Bells Card A rude greetings card with "Jingle Fucking Bells" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Like Father Greeting Card
Like Father Card A rude greetings card with "Like Father Like Son/Daughter (Oh Shit)" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
Gym I Thought You Said Gin! Greeting Card
Gym I Thought You Said Gin! Card A novelty greetings card with "Gym? I Thought You Said Gin!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...