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Personalised Birthday Swearing Greeting Card
Personalised Birthday Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "*Name*, it might be your birthday but you're still a ..."; personalised with your chosen name and choice of profanity printed on t...
Apologies To Anyone I Haven't Offended Yet Greeting Card
Apologies To Anyone I Haven't Offended Yet Card A novelty greetings card with "I would like to apologise to anyone I haven't offended yet. Please be patient, I'll get to you shortly." printed on...
Season To Get Shitfaced Greeting Card
Season To Get Shitfaced Card A rude greetings card with "Tis The Season To Get Shitfaced" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insid...
Zombie Apocalypse Greeting Card
Zombie Apocalypse Card A novelty greetings card with "Bring On The Zombie Apocalypse" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside...
Coffee Because I Need It, Wine Because I Deserve It Greeting Card
Coffee Because I Need It, Wine Because I Deserve It Card A novelty greetings card with "Coffee Because I Need It Wine Because I Deserve It" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is g...
Coronavirus Ruined Christmas Greeting Card
Coronavirus Ruined Christmas Card A novelty greetings card with "Coronavirus Ruined Christmas" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
Rebel Scum Greeting Card
Rebel Scum Card A geeky greetings card with "Rebel Scum" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite ...
You're Leaving Greeting Card
You're Leaving Card A rude greetings card with "You're Leaving...Who's Going To Be The Office ... Now?" and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for ...
Top Dad Greeting Card
Top Dad Card A novelty greetings card with “Top Dad” in an iconic Top Gun like logo printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
Morse Code Dick Greeting Card
Morse Code Dick Card A rude greetings card with “Dick” in Morse Code printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank ...
Festive Good Vibes Greeting Card
Festive Good Vibes Card A rude greetings card with "Festive Good Vibes" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
Older Wiser And Still A Massive Greeting Card
Older Wiser And Still A Massive Card A rude greetings card with "Older Wiser And Still A Massive Cunt" or "Twat" or add your custom swearword printed on the front. This rude greetings card is ...
I Drink And I Know Things Greeting Card
I Drink And I Know Things Card A novelty greetings card with "I Drink And I Know Things" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The ins...
A Wise Person Once Said Fuck This Shit Greeting Card
A Wise Person Once Said Fuck This Shit CardA rude greetings card with "A Wise Woman/Man Once Said Fuck This Shit and Lived Happily Ever After" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is g...
Pop Art Style Cunt Greeting Card
Pop Art Style Cunt CardA rude greetings card with “Cunt” in a bright, colourful, pop art style design printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for a...
Thunder Cunt Greeting Card
Thunder Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Thunder Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrit...
Nurses Need Shots Too Greeting Card
Nurses Need Shots Too Card A novelty greetings card with "Nurses Need Shots Too" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is b...
Wedding Wankers Greeting Card
Wedding Wankers Card A rude greetings card with "Wedding Wankers" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to ha...
The Boss Is A ... Swearing Greeting Card
The Boss Is A ... Swearing Card A rude greetings card with “The Boss Is A ..." and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...
I Love Saying Cunt Greeting Card
I Love Saying Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "I Love Saying Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank...