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Daddy's Lttle Squirt Greeting Card
Daddy's Lttle Squirt Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Father's Day from Daddy's Lttle Squirt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion....
Just Got My Nails Did Greeting Card
Just Got My Nails Did Card A rude greetings card with "I Just Got My Nails Did" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
Bad Poetry Oh Noetry Greeting Card
Bad Poetry Oh Noetry Card A novelty greetings card with "Bad Poetry Oh Noetry" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
Exchanging Flowers For Sex Day Greeting Card
Exchanging Flowers For Sex Day Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Exchanging Flowers For Sex Day" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasio...
Absofuckinglutely Greeting Card
Absofuckinglutely Card A rude greetings card with "Absofuckinglutely" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
Personalised Birthday Swearing Greeting Card
Personalised Birthday Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "*Name*, it might be your birthday but you're still a ..."; personalised with your chosen name and choice of profanity printed on t...
Top Gear Mum Greeting Card
Top Gear Mum Card A novelty greetings card with "Top Mum" in a Top Gear style logo printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
You Make My Pussy Go Gushy Greeting Card
You Make My Pussy Go Gushy Card A rude greetings card with "You Make My Pussy Go Gushy" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
Some People Just Need A High Five Greeting Card
Some People Just Need A High Five Card A novelty greetings card with "Some People Just Need A High Five In The Face With A Chair" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for a...
Be Nice Greeting Card
Be Nice Card A novelty greetings card with "Be Nice I Might Be Your Nurse Someday" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
Same Shit Different Christmas Greeting Card
Same Shit Different Christmas Card A rude greetings card with "Same Shit Different Christmas" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The i...
My Love For You Greeting Card
My Love For You Card A rude greetings card with "My love for you is like a candle. If you forget me, I’ll burn your fucking house down." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is g...
Personalised Fucking Greeting Card
Personalised Fucking Card A rude greetings card with "Name's Fucking Birthday Card" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Make it clear w...
Perfect Child Greeting Card
Perfect Child Card A novelty greetings card with "Congratulations You Produced The Perfect Child after Just # Tries(Try)" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone an...
Rebel Scum Greeting Card
Rebel Scum Card A geeky greetings card with "Rebel Scum" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite ...
Merry Christmas From Me And My Cock Greeting Card
Merry Christmas From Me And My Cock Card A rude greetings card with "Merry Christmas From Me And My Cock" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occ...
The Customer Isn't Always Right Greeting Card
The Customer Isn't Always Right Card A rude greetings card with "The Customer Isn't Always Right, Sometimes The Customer Is A Complete Cunt!" or "The Customer Isn't Always Right, Sometimes The ...
I Love Saying Fuck Greeting Card
I Love Saying Fuck CardA rude greetings card with "I Love Saying Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank...
I'd Rather Be Drinking Prosecco Greeting Card
I'd Rather Be Drinking Prosecco Card A novelty greetings card with "I'd Rather Be Drinking Prosecco!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occa...
I'll Suck Yours Greeting Card
I'll Suck Yours Card A rude greetings card with "I'll Suck Yours If You Suck/Lick Mine" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...