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Fuck You, Fuck Me, Fuck Off Greeting Card
Fuck You, Fuck Me, Fuck Off Card A rude greetings card with "Fuck You, Fuck Me, Fuck Off" tick boxes printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion...
Lord & Lady Cuntington Greeting Card
Lord & Lady Cuntington Card A rude greetings card with either Lord or Lady Cuntington of Cuntsville printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
A Level King or Queen Greeting Card
A Level King or Queen Card A novelty greetings card with "A Level King" or "A Level Queen" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The...
Fresh Out Of Fucks Greeting Card
Fresh Out Of Fucks Card A rude greetings card with "Fresh Out Of Fucks" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
Off You Fuck Greeting Card
Off You Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Off You Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrit...
God Knows Greeting Card
God Knows Card A rude greetings card with "God Knows When You Masturbate" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for y...
The Depth and the Warmth Greeting Card
The Depth and the Warmth Card A rude greetings card with I’d call you a cunt, but you lack the depth and the warmth. printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and id...
Feed Me Cake Greeting Card
Feed Me Cake CardA novelty greetings card with "Feed Me Cake And Tell Me I'm Pretty" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside i...
Using Fuck Like A Comma Greeting Card
Using Fuck Like A Comma Card A rude greetings card with "10 minutes at work and I start using 'fuck' like a comma" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal fo...
Personalised I'm As Posh As Fuck Greeting Card
Personalised I'm As Posh As Fuck CardA rude greetings card with "I'm *Name* & I'm As Posh As Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any ...
I'm Not A Proctologist Greeting Card
I'm Not A Proctologist Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Not A Proctologist But I Know An Arsehole When I See One" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...
You Can't Tell Me Greeting Card
You Can't Tell Me Card A novelty greetings card with "You Can't Tell Me What To Do You're Not My..." and your choice of either cat or dog printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is gre...
Sound You Make Greeting Card
Sound You Make Card A rude greetings card with "I Love The Sound You Make When You Shut The Fuck Up" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion...
Jingle Fucking Bells Greeting Card
Jingle Fucking Bells Card A rude greetings card with "Jingle Fucking Bells" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Sweater for Christmas Greeting Card
Sweater for Christmas Card A rude greetings card with "I Always Get A Sweater For Christmas...But What I Really Want Is A Moaner Or Grunter!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is gr...
Chemistry, It's Like Cooking Greeting Card
Chemistry, It's Like Cooking CardA geeky greetings card with "Chemistry, It's Like Cooking (Just Don't Lick The Spoon)" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and id...
Who's Awesome Greeting Card
Who's Awesome Card A rude greetings card with "Who's Awesome? Not You, You're A Cunt!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside i...
I'm Not A Cactus Expert Greeting Card
I'm Not A Cactus Expert CardA rude greetings card with "I'm Not A Cactus Expert" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The insid...
Pension Wanker Greeting Card
Pension Wanker Card A rude greetings card with "Pension Wanker" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to hand...
Stack Overflow Greeting Card
Stack Overflow Card A geeky greetings card with "May The Stack Overflow Be with you" in a Star Wars style logo printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for a...