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Unix Operating System Greeting Card
Unix Operating System CardA geeky greetings card with "I use a UNIX based operating system, which means I get laid about as often as I reboot my computer" printed on the front. This geeky greeti...
In A World Full Of Knobs Greeting Card
In A World Full Of Knobs CardA rude greetings card with "In A World Full Of Knobs" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The ins...
Jedi On the Streets Greeting Card
Jedi On the Streets Card A geeky greetings card with "Jedi On the Streets Sith In The Sheets" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The ...
Geeky Cunt Greeting Card
Geeky Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Geeky Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite yo...
Grammar Nazis Greeting Card
Grammar Nazis Card A novelty greetings card with "Grammar Nazis make me feal [sic]." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
Cats, Because People Are Cunts Greeting Card
Cats, Because People Are Cunts Card A rude greetings card with "Cats, Because People Are Cunts" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The...
I Love Redundancy Greeting Card
I Love Redundancy Card A novelty greetings card with "I Love Redundancy" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
I Fucking Hate People Greeting Card
I Fucking Hate People Card A rude greetings card with "I Fucking Hate People" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
World's Okayest Mum Greeting Card
World's Okayest Mum Card A novelty greetings card with "World's Okayest Mum" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
Just Got My Nails Did Greeting Card
Just Got My Nails Did Card A rude greetings card with "I Just Got My Nails Did" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
If You Think I'm a Bitch Greeting Card
If You Think I'm a Bitch Card A rude greetings card with "If you think I'm a bitch you should meet my ..." choose from either sister or mother printed on the front. This rude greetings card is g...
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star What A Cunt I Think You Are Greeting Card
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star What A Cunt I Think You Are CardA rude greetings card with "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star What A Cunt I Think You Are" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is...
Video Games Don't Make Me Violent Greeting Card
Video Games Don't Make Me Violent Card A geeky greetings card with "Video Games Don't Make Me Violent Lag Does" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for ...
I'm With The Milf Greeting Card
I'm With The Milf Card A rude greetings card with "I'm With The Milf" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
You Make My Pussy Go Gushy Greeting Card
You Make My Pussy Go Gushy Card A rude greetings card with "You Make My Pussy Go Gushy" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
Season To Get Shitfaced Greeting Card
Season To Get Shitfaced Card A rude greetings card with "Tis The Season To Get Shitfaced" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insid...
Chin The Cunt - Mother Theresa Greeting Card
Chin The Cunt - Mother Theresa Card A rude greetings card with a cartoon graphic and the phrase Chin The Cunt, attributed to Mother Theresa printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great ...
Merry Fucking Christmas You Miserable... Swearing Greeting Card
Merry Fucking Christmas You Miserable... Swearing Card A rude greetings card with a grumpy face, colourful Christmassy snowflakes and the legend "Merry Fucking Christmas You Miserable"... choose...
Two Cunts Together, Forever Greeting Card
Two Cunts Together, Forever Card A rude greetings card with "Two Cunts Together, Forever" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insid...
I Wish I Was Greeting Card
I Wish I Was Card A rude greetings card with "I wish I was one of those girls who goes to the gym, eats healthy and looks fabulous. Instead I'm a chubby scruffy, sarcastic bitch in a dressing gow...