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I'm Having An Absolute .... Of A Day Greeting Card
I'm Having An Absolute .... Of A Day Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Having An Absolute .... Of A Day" choose from cunt, bitch or fucker to best describe your day printed on the front. This...
Daddy's Lttle Squirt Greeting Card
Daddy's Lttle Squirt Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Father's Day from Daddy's Lttle Squirt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion....
Life Is Better Greeting Card
Life Is Better Card A novelty greetings card with "Life Is Better With A Dog" or "Life Is Better With A Cat" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...
Tradition Dictates Greeting Card
Tradition Dictates Card A novelty greetings card with "Tradition Dictates That I Give You A Card On This Day" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for ...
Devil On My Shoulder Greeting Card
Devil On My Shoulder Card A rude greetings card with "Sometimes even the devil on my shoulder asks What the fuck I think I'm doing" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for an...
Clusterfuck Greeting Card
Clusterfuck Card A rude greetings card with "Clusterfuck (n) 1. A chaotic, disorganised and mismanaged situation." and for 2. choose either the Labour Party or the Conservative Party or you can ...
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star What A Cunt I Think You Are Greeting Card
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star What A Cunt I Think You Are CardA rude greetings card with "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star What A Cunt I Think You Are" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is...
I'm Not Evil Greeting Card
I'm Not Evil Card A rude greetings card with "I'm not evil, I'm a woman. When I'm mad, I'm a sadistic demon-spawned pixie sent from hell to eradicate the male sex from the frigid wasteland we cal...
Personalised I'm As Posh As Fuck Greeting Card
Personalised I'm As Posh As Fuck CardA rude greetings card with "I'm *Name* & I'm As Posh As Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any ...
I Love Pussy Pride Greeting Card
I Love Pussy Pride Card A rude greetings card with "I Love Pussy" with a Pride rainbow heart printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The in...
Tradition Dictates Greeting Card
Tradition Dictates Card A novelty greetings card with "Tradition Dictates That I Give You A Card On This Day" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for ...
Jingle Fucking Bells Greeting Card
Jingle Fucking Bells Card A rude greetings card with "Jingle Fucking Bells" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
I'm Sexy And I Mow It Greeting Card
I'm Sexy And I Mow It Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm Sexy And I Mow It" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is b...
Married As Fuck Greeting Card
Married As Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Married As Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to ha...
I Love Pegging Greeting Card
I Love Pegging Card A rude greetings card with "I Love Pegging" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to hand...
I Don't Give A Fuck Greeting Card
I Don't Give A Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "I Don't Give A Fuck About Your Problams" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The i...
May The F=ma Be With You Greeting Card
May The F=ma Be With You Card A geeky greetings card with "May The F=ma Be With You" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
Mince Pies Before Guys Greeting Card
Mince Pies Before Guys Card A novelty greetings card with "Mince Pies Before Guys" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
I Do Anal Greeting Card
I Do Anal Card A rude greetings card with "I Do Anal" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite your...
Lord & Lady Cuntington Greeting Card
Lord & Lady Cuntington Card A rude greetings card with either Lord or Lady Cuntington of Cuntsville printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...