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Feed Me Cake Greeting Card
Feed Me Cake CardA novelty greetings card with "Feed Me Cake And Tell Me I'm Pretty" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside i...
I Don't Exist Merry Christmas Greeting Card
I Don't Exist Merry Christmas Card A novelty greetings card with "I Don't Exist! Merry Christmas!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasio...
I Don't Give A Fuck Greeting Card
I Don't Give A Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "I Don't Give A Fuck About Your Problams" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The i...
World's Okayest Mum Greeting Card
World's Okayest Mum Card A novelty greetings card with "World's Okayest Mum" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
I Wish I Was Greeting Card
I Wish I Was Card A rude greetings card with "I wish I was one of those girls who goes to the gym, eats healthy and looks fabulous. Instead I'm a chubby scruffy, sarcastic bitch in a dressing gow...
Study Harder Greeting Card
Study Harder Card A novelty greetings card with "your grades say Marry Rich but your face says Study Harder" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for a...
I Hate Being Bipolar Greeting Card
I Hate Being Bipolar Card A rude greetings card with "I Hate Being Bipolar, It's Awesome!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insi...
I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically Greeting Card
I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically Card A geeky greetings card with "I Only Use Sarcasm Periodically" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion....
Married As Fuck Greeting Card
Married As Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Married As Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to ha...
Touch My Elf Greeting Card
Touch My Elf Card A rude greetings card with "When I Think Of You I Touch My Elf" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
Fancy A Fuck Greeting Card
Fancy A Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "I Can’t Be Bothered With This Valentine's Shit. Fancy A Fuck?" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal fo...
Even The Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Greeting Card
Even The Cat Thinks You're A Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "Even The Cat Thinks You're A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for an...
I Love Pussy Greeting Card
I Love Pussy Card A rude greetings card with "I Love Pussy" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrit...
Merry Fucking Christmas You Miserable... Swearing Greeting Card
Merry Fucking Christmas You Miserable... Swearing Card A rude greetings card with a grumpy face, colourful Christmassy snowflakes and the legend "Merry Fucking Christmas You Miserable"... choose...
The Customer Isn't Always Right Greeting Card
The Customer Isn't Always Right Card A rude greetings card with "The Customer Isn't Always Right, Sometimes The Customer Is A Complete Cunt!" or "The Customer Isn't Always Right, Sometimes The ...
Happy Valentine's Day From Me Greeting Card
Happy Valentine's Day From Me Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Valentine's Day From Me and My..." choose from either "pussy" or "cock" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is...
Scrabble Tiles You Fuck Greeting Card
Scrabble Tiles You Fuck CardA rude greetings card with the words "You Fuck" spelled out in the style of Scrabble tiles printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ide...
Happy Birthday Cunt - Panda Greeting Card
Happy Birthday Cunt - Panda Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Birthday Cunt" and a cute panda printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. ...
Ultimate Cunt Greeting Card
Ultimate Cunt CardA rude greetings card with the word "cunt" repeated over and over in a word cloud printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion....
Absofuckinglutely Greeting Card
Absofuckinglutely Card A rude greetings card with "Absofuckinglutely" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...