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Keep Calm Ofsted Will Never Find Out Greeting Card
Keep Calm Ofsted Will Never Find Out Card A novelty greetings card with "Keep Calm Ofsted Will Never Find Out" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...
Rude-olph Christmas Card
Rude-olph Christmas Card A rude Christmas card with "Rude-olph" and a very naughty Rudolph graphic printed on the front. This rude seasonal card is great for anyone so let's spread that Christma...
First I Drink The Coffee Greeting Card
First I Drink The Coffee Card A novelty greetings card with "First I Drink The Coffee Then I Do The Things" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for an...
Tea Because Greeting Card
Tea Because Card A rude greetings card with "TEA. Because... fuck waking up, fuck mornings, fuck work, fuck people & fuck you." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone...
C is for Coffee Greeting Card
C is for Coffee Card A rude greetings card with "C Is For Coffee It's Also For Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is ...
Happy Valentine's Day BJ Greeting Card
Happy Valentine's Day BJ Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Valentine's Day" on a heart graphic printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion....
Nice Beaver (Coloured) Greeting Card
Nice Beaver (Coloured) Card A novelty greetings card with a cute beaver graphic and "Nice Beaver!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasio...
Fuck That Shit Greeting Card
Fuck That Shit Card A rude greetings card with "I’m a lady, but “fuck that shit” is still a perfectly acceptable substitute for NO" printed on the front. This rude greetings ca...
Personalised Age and Fucking Fabulous Greeting Card
Personalised Age and Fucking Fabulous Card A rude greetings card with "*Age* and Fucking Fabulous" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. ...
Your Hole Is Still My Goal Greeting Card
Your Hole Is Still My Goal Card A rude greetings card with "Your Hole Is Still My Goal" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
I Am Your Father Christmas Greeting Card
I Am Your Father Christmas Card A novelty greetings card with a Christmassy looking Darth Vader in his Santa hat and "I Am Your Father Christmas" printed on the front. This novelty greetings car...
Not Going To Suck-Lick Itself Greeting Card
Not Going To Suck-Lick Itself Card A rude greetings card with either "It's Not Going To Suck Itself" or "It's Not Going To Lick Itself" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great ...
Miserable Swearing Greeting Card
Miserable Swearing CardA rude greetings card with "Miserable..." and your choice of swearword printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The in...
Opinions Up Your Arse Greeting Card
Opinions Up Your Arse Card A rude greetings card with "A Good Place To Put Your Opinions Is Up Your Arse" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occ...
Employee Of The Month Greeting Card
Employee Of The Month Card A geeky greetings card with "Employee Of The Month" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
Bell End Greeting Card
Bell End Card A rude greetings card with "Bell End" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite your o...
Captain Cunt Greeting Card
Captain Cunt CardA rude greetings card with a colour cartoon superhero and "Captain Cunt" in big, bold lettering printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for ...
Super Twat Greeting Card
Super Twat Card A rude greetings card with "Super Twat" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite yo...
Personalised Valentines Swearing Greeting Card
Personalised Valentines Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "*Name*, it might be Valentines but you're still a ..." choose from cunt, twat or dick printed on the front. This rude greetings ...
Hard To Buy Gifts For Greeting Card
Hard To Buy Gifts For Card A novelty greetings card with "You're So Hard To Buy Gifts For So Just Enjoy This Carefully Selected *Gift* And The Joy Of Having Me In Your Life" printed on the front...