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Glad You Didnt Swallow Greeting Card
Glad You Didnt Swallow Card A rude greetings card with "Mum, I'm So Glad You Didn't Swallow" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The in...
Hey Siri Occasions Greeting Card
Hey Siri Occasions Card For those that are too lazy to spend time perusing the card aisle and rely on "Siri", this card is just perfect for you to send. Choose you occasion and add a name! This ...
Please Just Fuck Off Greeting Card
Please Just Fuck Off Card A rude greetings card with "I Don't Mean To Be Rude, But Would You Please Just Fuck Off" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal fo...
My Only Regret Greeting Card
My Only Regret Card A rude greetings card with "My Only Regret Is That I Didn't Tell More People To Fuck Off" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any...
I Heart Mum Greeting Card
I Heart Mum Card A novelty greetings card with "I Heart Mum" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to hand...
Peach Emoji Greeting Card
Peach Emoji Card A rude greetings card with a Peach emoji printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite yo...
I Love Meetings Greeting Card
I Love Meetings Card A novelty greetings card with "I Love Meetings" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
Daddy You're My Hero Greeting Card
Daddy You're My Hero CardA rude greetings card with "Daddy You're My Hero, But My Mummy Thinks You're A Dickhead" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...
Fresh As A Fucking Daisy Greeting Card
Fresh As A Fucking Daisy Card A rude greetings card with "Fresh As A Fucking Daisy" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is b...
Employee Of The Month Greeting Card
Employee Of The Month Card A geeky greetings card with "Employee Of The Month" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
They Say You Are What You Eat Greeting Card
They Say You Are What You Eat CardA rude greetings card with "They Say You Are What You Eat... But I Don't Remember Eating A Fucking Legend" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is gre...
Happy Birthday Jesus! Greeting Card
Happy Birthday Jesus! Card A novelty greetings card with "Happy Birthday Jesus!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is b...
Cum Guzzling Greeting Card
Cum Guzzling Card A rude greetings card with "Cum Guzzling Thundercunt" or "Cum Guzzling Spunk Trumpet" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occ...
I've Seen Your Willy Greeting Card
I've Seen Your Willy Card A rude greetings card with "I've Seen Your Willy" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Older Wiser And Still A Massive Greeting Card
Older Wiser And Still A Massive Card A rude greetings card with "Older Wiser And Still A Massive Cunt" or "Twat" or add your custom swearword printed on the front. This rude greetings card is ...
You're A Dickhead But I Love You! Greeting Card
You're A Dickhead But I Love You! CardA rude greetings card with "You're A Dickhead But I Love You!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for an...
Ho Ho Ho Motherfucker Greeting Card
Ho Ho Ho Motherfucker Card A rude greetings card with "Ho Ho Ho Motherfucker" and festive graphics printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. ...
Most Fuckable Arse Greeting Card
Most Fuckable Arse Card A rude greetings card with "Most Fuckable Arse" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
Mum Yoda Best Greeting Card
Mum Yoda Best Card A geeky greetings card with "Mum Yoda Best" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to hand...
Personalised Design Greeting Card
Personalised Design Card A novelty greetings card with your own personalised design printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. PLEASE NOTE: ...