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Please Just Fuck Off Greeting Card
Please Just Fuck Off Card A rude greetings card with "I Don't Mean To Be Rude, But Would You Please Just Fuck Off" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal fo...
Go Green Fuck A Vegan Greeting Card
Go Green Fuck A Vegan Card A rude greetings card with "Go Green Fuck A Vegan" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
Christmas Cheer Greeting Card
Christmas Cheer Card A novelty greetings card with "I Run on Beer And Christmas Cheer" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insid...
Curse Like A Nurse Greeting Card
Curse Like A Nurse Card A novelty greetings card with "I Don't Curse Like A Sailor, I Curse Like A Nurse" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any ...
Awesome From Your Fanny Greeting Card
Awesome From Your Fanny CardA rude Mother's Day card with "Who Would Ever Have Believed That Something So Awesome Could Have Come From Your Fanny" printed on the front. This rude greetings card ...
I Smile Because You're My Father Greeting Card
I Smile Because You're My Father Card A rude greetings card with “I Smile Because You’re My Father I Laugh Because There Is Fuck All You Can Do About It” or you can also choose b...
Nothing Says I Love You Like Anal Greeting Card
Nothing Says I Love You Like Anal Card A rude greetings card with "Nothing Says I Love You Like Anal" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasio...
Daddy You're My Hero Greeting Card
Daddy You're My Hero CardA rude greetings card with "Daddy You're My Hero, But My Mummy Thinks You're A Dickhead" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...
I Love Spreadsheets Greeting Card
I Love Spreadsheets Card A geeky greetings card with "I Love Spreadsheets" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Cure For Tourettes Greeting Card
Cure For Tourettes CardA rude greetings card with "What Do We Want? A Cure For Tourettes. When Do We Want It? Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone a...
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Middle Finger Greeting Card
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Middle Finger CardA rude greetings card with 29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ and An Extended Middle Finger (alternatively choose your own age) printed on the front. This rude greetings c...
Born to Play Playstation Greeting Card
Born to Play Playstation Card A novelty greetings card with "Born to Play Playstation" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insid...
Better To Have Loved And Divorced Greeting Card
Better To Have Loved And Divorced Card A rude greetings card with "Better To Have Loved & Divorced Than Be Stuck With A Cunt Forever" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for ...
Ho Bloody Ho Greeting Card
Ho Bloody Ho Card A rude greetings card with "Ho Bloody Ho" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrit...
Personalised Age And Still A Cunt Greeting Card
Personalised Age And Still A Cunt Card A rude greetings card with a star burst graphic and the ability to personalise the age in the slogan "*Age* and Still A Cunt" printed on the front. This ru...
Merry Christmas Sugar Tits Greeting Card
Merry Christmas Sugar Tits Card A rude greetings card with "Merry Christmas Sugar Tits" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
Cock Gobbling Spunk Trumpet Greeting Card
Cock Gobbling Spunk Trumpet Card A rude greetings card with "Cock Gobbling Spunk Trumpet" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insid...
Thanks Dad - All My Shit Greeting Card
Thanks Dad - All My Shit Card A rude greetings card with "Thanks Dad For Putting Up With All My Shit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasio...
Pension Wanker Greeting Card
Pension Wanker Card A rude greetings card with "Pension Wanker" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to hand...
Tiny Willy Greeting Card
Tiny Willy Card A rude greetings card with "I Love You And Your Tiny Willy" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...