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Holy Fuck You're 50 Greeting Card
Holy Fuck You're 50 CardA rude greetings card with "Holy Fuck You're 50" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you...
Office Abuse Greeting Card
Office Abuse Card A rude greetings card with "Office … " and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The in...
Glad You Didnt Swallow Greeting Card
Glad You Didnt Swallow Card A rude greetings card with "Mum, I'm So Glad You Didn't Swallow" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The in...
So Cute I'm Adopted Greeting Card
So Cute I'm Adopted Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm So Cute I Must Have Been Adopted" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
Ho Bloody Ho Greeting Card
Ho Bloody Ho Card A rude greetings card with "Ho Bloody Ho" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrit...
I Only Drink Prosecco On Two Occasions Greeting Card
I Only Drink Prosecco On Two Occasions Card A novelty greetings card with "I Only Drink Prosecco On Two Occasions When It's My Birthday And When It's Not" printed on the front. This novelty gree...
In Dog Years Greeting Card
In Dog Years CardA rude greetings card with "In Dog Years, You're Dead" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you ...
Personalised Age and Fucking Fabulous Greeting Card
Personalised Age and Fucking Fabulous Card A rude greetings card with "*Age* and Fucking Fabulous" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. ...
Fat Kid Loves Cake Greeting Card
Fat Kid Loves Cake Card A novelty greetings card with "I Love You Like A Fat Kid Loves Cake!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
Winner Winner Christmas Dinner Greeting Card
Winner Winner Christmas Dinner Card A novelty greetings card with "Winner Winner Christmas Dinner" and a lovely roast turkey printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone...
Pension Wanker Greeting Card
Pension Wanker Card A rude greetings card with "Pension Wanker" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to hand...
Almost As Much As The Cat Greeting Card
Almost As Much As The Cat Card A rude greetings card with "I Loy You Almost As Much As The Cat" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The...
I Am Your Father Christmas Greeting Card
I Am Your Father Christmas Card A novelty greetings card with a Christmassy looking Darth Vader in his Santa hat and "I Am Your Father Christmas" printed on the front. This novelty greetings car...
You're A Dickhead But I Love You! Greeting Card
You're A Dickhead But I Love You! CardA rude greetings card with "You're A Dickhead But I Love You!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for an...
Nurses Like It Harder Greeting Card
Nurses Like It Harder Card A novelty greetings card with "Nurses Like It Harder, Deeper, Faster - CPR Saves Lives" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...
Ready To Jingle Greeting Card
Ready To Jingle Card A novelty greetings card with "Single And Ready To Jingle" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bl...
I'm Not A Gynaecologist Greeting Card
I'm Not A Gynaecologist CardA rude greetings card with "I'm Not A Gynaecologist" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The insid...
Date A Programmer Greeting Card
Date A Programmer Card A geeky greetings card with "Date A Programmer We Break Code Not Hearts" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
Whiskey Alpha Greeting Card
Whiskey Alpha Card A rude greetings card with "Whiskey Alpha November Kilo Echo Romeo", from the NATO phonetic alphabet printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and id...
The Dickhead List Greeting Card
The Dickhead List Card A rude greetings card with checkboxes for nice, naughty and dickhead, with dickhead selected printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...