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Merry Christmas From Me And My Pussy Greeting Card
Merry Christmas From Me And My Pussy Card A rude greetings card with "Merry Christmas From Me And My Pussy" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any o...
Only In It For The Parking Greeting Card
Only In It For The Parking Card A rude greetings card with a blue disabled badge and the slogan "I'm Only In It For The Parking" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyon...
Jingle Bell End Greeting Card
Jingle Bell End Card A rude greetings card with a festive "Jingle Bell End" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Never Mistake My Silence For Weakness Greeting Card
Never Mistake My Silence For Weakness Card A novelty greetings card with "Never mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud." printed on the front. This novelty greetings car...
Favourite Pain In The Arse Greeting Card
Favourite Pain In The Arse Card A rude greetings card with "You're My Favourite Pain In The Arse" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
You Had Me At Greeting Card
You Had Me At Card A rude greetings card with "You Had Me At.." either "Suck My Cock or "Lick My Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occ...
T Is For Twat Greeting Card
T Is For Twat Card A rude greetings card with "T Is For Twat" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwr...
Lord & Lady Cuntington Greeting Card
Lord & Lady Cuntington Card A rude greetings card with either Lord or Lady Cuntington of Cuntsville printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
NATO Fuck Off Greeting Card
NATO Fuck Off Card A rude greetings card with the NATO phonetic alphabet for "Fuck Off" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
Tiny Willy Greeting Card
Tiny Willy Card A rude greetings card with "I Love You And Your Tiny Willy" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
This Girls Likes Girls Greeting Card
This Girls Likes Girls Card A rude greetings card with "This Girls Likes Girls" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
Cock Greeting Card
Cock Card A rude greetings card with a splendid cock upon the word "Cock" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for y...
That's Mrs Cunt To You Greeting Card
That's Mrs Cunt To You CardA rude greetings card with "That's Mrs Cunt To You" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank f...
Miserable Swearing Greeting Card
Miserable Swearing CardA rude greetings card with "Miserable..." and your choice of swearword printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The in...
Jesus Loves You...Swearing Greeting Card
Jesus Loves You...Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "Jesus Loves You, Everyone Else Thinks You're A ..." and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings card is gr...
C is for Coffee Greeting Card
C is for Coffee Card A rude greetings card with "C Is For Coffee It's Also For Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is ...
Personalised Name Rhymes with Cunt Greeting Card
Personalised Name Rhymes with Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Did you know, the name *Custom Name* rhymes with cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ...
Personalised Age And Still A Cunt Greeting Card
Personalised Age And Still A Cunt Card A rude greetings card with a star burst graphic and the ability to personalise the age in the slogan "*Age* and Still A Cunt" printed on the front. This ru...
Slapped Arse Greeting Card
Slapped Arse Card A rude greetings card with "face like a slapped arse" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
No I Won't Fix Your Fucking Computer Greeting Card
No I Won't Fix Your Fucking Computer Card A rude greetings card with "No I Won't Fix Your Fucking Computer" in big, bold lettering printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for any...