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Happy Mothers Day - Favourite Child Greeting Card
Happy Mothers Day - Favourite Child Card A novelty greetings card with "Happy Mother's Day From Your Favourite Child" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and id...
This Guy Likes Guys Greeting Card
This Guy Likes Guys Card A rude greetings card with "This Guy Likes Guys" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for y...
From The Child You Inherited Greeting Card
From The Child You Inherited Card A rude greetings card with "With Love From The Child You Inherited When You Decided To Shack Up With My ..." Mum or Dad printed on the front. This rude greeting...
Older Wiser And Still A Massive Greeting Card
Older Wiser And Still A Massive Card A rude greetings card with "Older Wiser And Still A Massive Cunt" or "Twat" or add your custom swearword printed on the front. This rude greetings card is ...
It's Wine Flu - Man Greeting Card
It's Wine Flu - Man Card A novelty greetings card with "It’s Not A Hangover It’s Wine Flu" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occ...
Hope Your Christmas Is Not Shit Greeting Card
Hope Your Christmas Is Not Shit Card A rude greetings card with "Hope Your Christmas Is Not Shit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
First Date Greeting Card
First Date Card A rude greetings card with "I Fuck On The First Date" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
Glad You Didn't Pull Out Greeting Card
Glad You Didn't Pull Out Card A rude greetings card with "Dad, I'm Glad You Didn't Pull Out" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The in...
Personalised Valentines Swearing Greeting Card
Personalised Valentines Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "*Name*, it might be Valentines but you're still a ..." choose from cunt, twat or dick printed on the front. This rude greetings ...
I Heart Dad Greeting Card
I Heart Dad Card A novelty greetings card with "I Heart Dad" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to hand...
Morse Code Cunt Greeting Card
Morse Code Cunt Card A rude greetings card with " "Cunt" in Morse Code" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for y...
You Make My Willy Go Big Greeting Card
You Make My Willy Go Big Card A rude greetings card with "You Make My Willy Go Big" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is b...
Personalised Swearing You're A Greeting Card
Personalised Swearing You're A Card A rude greetings card with "*Name* You're A .... But You're My .... " personalised with your chosen name and choice of profanity printed on the front. This ru...
If Dad Can't Fix It Greeting Card
If Dad Can't Fix It Card A rude greetings card with "If Dad Can't Fix It It's Fucked" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
Thanks Dad - All My Shit Greeting Card
Thanks Dad - All My Shit Card A rude greetings card with "Thanks Dad For Putting Up With All My Shit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasio...
I'm Not Always A ... Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself Greeting Card
I'm Not Always A ... Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Not Always A ... Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself" choose from cunt, bitch or dick printed on the front. This...
Kiss Me Under The Mistletoe Greeting Card
Kiss Me Under The Mistletoe Card A novelty greetings card with "Kiss Me Under The Mistletoe" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The...
I'm A Simple Man Greeting Card
I'm A Simple Man Card A rude greetings card with "I'm A Simple Man I iIke Video Games and boobs" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
Personalised I'm A Cunt Greeting Card
Personalised I'm A Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "I'm *Name* And I'm A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is b...
Jesus Loves You...Swearing Greeting Card
Jesus Loves You...Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "Jesus Loves You, Everyone Else Thinks You're A ..." and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings card is gr...