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Merry Christmas You Twat Greeting Card
Merry Christmas You Twat Card A rude greetings card with "Merry Christmas You Twat" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is b...
PS Player Greeting Card
PS Player Card A geeky greetings card with a game controller graphic beneath "Player" and the number of your choice printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal ...
Irish As Fuck Greeting Card
Irish As Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Irish As Fuck" below a shamrock printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank ...
True Happiness Greeting Card
True Happiness CardA rude greetings card with a colourful Buddhist monk graphic and the quote "True happiness comes from snorting coke off a hooker’s tits." attributed to the Dalai Lama pr...
Grillmaster Greeting Card
Grillmaster Card A novelty greetings card with "Grillmaster" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to hand...
Humpty Dumpty Greeting Card
Humpty Dumpty Card A rude greetings card with "Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the King's horses and all the King's men said "Serves you right you fat fucker" ...
Scrabble Tiles Fuck Greeting Card
Scrabble Tiles Fuck CardA rude greetings card with the word "Fuck" spelled out in the style of Scrabble tiles printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any...
Ladylike Motherfucker Greeting Card
Ladylike Motherfucker Card A rude greetings card with "Ladylike Motherfucker" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
Java Programmers Greeting Card
Java Programmers Card A geeky greetings card with "Java Programmers Wear Glasses Because They Don't C#" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occa...
Having A Dirty Mind Greeting Card
Having A Dirty Mind Card A novelty greetings card with "Having A Dirty Mind Makes Ordinary Conversations Much More Interesting" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for any...
Cock Greeting Card
Cock Card A rude greetings card with a splendid cock upon the word "Cock" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for y...
Posh Cunt Greeting Card
Posh Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Posh Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite your...
Merry Fucking Christmas You Grumpy... Swearing Greeting Card
Merry Fucking Christmas You Grumpy... Swearing Card A rude greetings card with a grumpy face, colourful Christmassy snowflakes and the legend "Merry Fucking Christmas You Grumpy"... choose from ...
A Wise Person Once Said Don't Be A Cunt Greeting Card
A Wise Person Once Said Don't Be A Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "A Wise Woman/Man Once Said Don't Be A Cunt and Lived Happily Ever After" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is...
You Make Me Horny Unicorny Greeting Card
You Make Me Horny Unicorny Card A rude greetings card with "You Make Me Horny", choose from either a fabulous pink unicorn or a cheeky dabbing blue unicorn printed on the front. This rude greeti...
Shit Bum Bugger Greeting Card
Shit Bum Bugger Card A rude greetings card with "Shit, Bum, Bugger, Tits, Arse, Bollocks, Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The...
I'm Not Autistic Greeting Card
I'm Not Autistic Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Not Autistic, I'm Just an Arsehole" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insid...
Binary 1 2 3 Greeting Card
Binary 1 2 3 Card A geeky greetings card with "Binary It's as easy as 01 10 11" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blan...
Super Twat Greeting Card
Super Twat Card A rude greetings card with "Super Twat" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite yo...
You Make My Fanny Flutter Greeting Card
You Make My Fanny Flutter Card A rude greetings card with "You Make My Fanny Flutter" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...