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The Most Dangerous Animal Greeting Card
The Most Dangerous Animal Card A novelty greetings card with "The Most Dangerous Animal In the World Is A Silent Smiling Woman" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for any...
Personalised Design Greeting Card
Personalised Design Card A novelty greetings card with your own personalised design printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. PLEASE NOTE: ...
I Love Meetings Greeting Card
I Love Meetings Card A novelty greetings card with "I Love Meetings" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
XBox Player Greeting Card
XBox Player Card A geeky greetings card with a game controller graphic beneath "Player" and the number of your choice printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and idea...
I Voted Remain Because I'm Not A Fucking Idiot Greeting Card
I Voted Remain Because I'm Not A Fucking Idiot Card A rude greetings card with "I Voted Remain Because I'm Not A Fucking Idiot" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone...
Science Doesn't Give A Fuck Greeting Card
Science Doesn't Give A Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Science Doesn't Give A Fuck What You Believe" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any oc...
I'm Having An Absolute .... Of A Day Greeting Card
I'm Having An Absolute .... Of A Day Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Having An Absolute .... Of A Day" choose from cunt, bitch or fucker to best describe your day printed on the front. This...
Personalised Name Rhymes with Cunt Greeting Card
Personalised Name Rhymes with Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Did you know, the name *Custom Name* rhymes with cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ...
Personalised Swearing You're A Greeting Card
Personalised Swearing You're A Card A rude greetings card with "*Name* You're A .... But You're My .... " personalised with your chosen name and choice of profanity printed on the front. This ru...
Cock Womble Greeting Card
Cock Womble CardA rude greetings card with "Cock Womble (n) A useless, bumbling fuckwit." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion....
Classy Cunt Greeting Card
Classy Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Classy Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite ...
Holy Fuck You're 50 Greeting Card
Holy Fuck You're 50 CardA rude greetings card with "Holy Fuck You're 50" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you...
My Secret Greeting Card
My Secret Card A rude greetings card with "My Secret? I Don't Give A Fuck!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Slapped Arse Greeting Card
Slapped Arse Card A rude greetings card with "face like a slapped arse" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
Blow Job Emoji Greeting Card
Blow Job Emoji Card A rude greetings card with a Blow Job emoji printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwr...
Only In It For The Parking Greeting Card
Only In It For The Parking Card A rude greetings card with a blue disabled badge and the slogan "I'm Only In It For The Parking" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyon...
Ho Bloody Ho Greeting Card
Ho Bloody Ho Card A rude greetings card with "Ho Bloody Ho" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrit...
I Make Prosecco Disappear, What's Your Superpower Greeting Card
I Make Prosecco Disappear, What's Your Superpower Card A novelty greetings card with "I Make Prosecco Disappear, What's Your Superpower?" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is gre...
Dumbfuckery To A Minimum Greeting Card
Dumbfuckery To A Minimum Card A rude greetings card with "Let's Keep The Dumbfuckery To A Minimum Today" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occa...
Zero Fox Given Greeting Card
Zero Fox Given Card A rude greetings card with "Zero Fox Given" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to hand...