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Hope Your Christmas Is Not Shit Greeting Card
Hope Your Christmas Is Not Shit Card A rude greetings card with "Hope Your Christmas Is Not Shit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
Nothing For You Bitch Greeting Card
Nothing For You Bitch Card A rude greetings card with "Nothing For You Bitch I've Seen Your Facebook Page" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any oc...
You Make My Cock Rock Greeting Card
You Make My Cock Rock Card A rude greetings card with "You Make My Cock Rock" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
Binary Cunt Greeting Card
Binary Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Binary Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite ...
Dad As Funny As You Greeting Card
Dad As Funny As You Card A novelty greetings card with "Dad, When I Grow Up I Want To Be As Funny As You Think You Are" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ...
No Place Like Greeting Card
No Place Like Card A geeky greetings card with "There's No Place Like 127.0.0.1" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
My Secret Greeting Card
My Secret Card A rude greetings card with "My Secret? I Don't Give A Fuck!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
They Said It Couldn't Be Done Greeting Card
They Said It Couldn't Be Done Card A novelty greetings card with "They Said It Couldn't Be Done So I Didn't Do It" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...
I Wish I Was Greeting Card
I Wish I Was Card A rude greetings card with "I wish I was one of those girls who goes to the gym, eats healthy and looks fabulous. Instead I'm a chubby scruffy, sarcastic bitch in a dressing gow...
Date A Programmer Greeting Card
Date A Programmer Card A geeky greetings card with "Date A Programmer We Break Code Not Hearts" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
I Don't Speak Stupid Greeting Card
I Don't Speak Stupid Card A rude greetings card with "I' Sorry I Don't Speak Stupid" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is ...
I'd Rather Be Stroking My Pussy Greeting Card
I'd Rather Be Stroking My Pussy CardA rude greetings card with "I'd Rather Be Stroking My Pussy" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any oc...
Hairy Snowballs Greeting Card
Hairy Snowballs Christmas Card A rude greetings card with "I'd Like to Play With Your Hairy Snowballs" printed on the front. This rude greetings card will definetly liven up the mantlepiece. The...
Top Cunt Greeting Card
Top Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Top Cunt" in an iconic Top Gun like logo printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bl...
Lord & Lady Cuntington Greeting Card
Lord & Lady Cuntington Card A rude greetings card with either Lord or Lady Cuntington of Cuntsville printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
Jedi Master Greeting Card
Jedi Master Card A geeky greetings card with "Jedi Master" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrit...
The Most Dangerous Animal Greeting Card
The Most Dangerous Animal Card A novelty greetings card with "The Most Dangerous Animal In the World Is A Silent Smiling Woman" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for any...
Humpty Dumpty Greeting Card
Humpty Dumpty Card A rude greetings card with "Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the King's horses and all the King's men said "Serves you right you fat fucker" ...
I Want To Be Barbie Greeting Card
I Want To Be Barbie Card A rude greetings card with "I Want To Be Barbie The Bitch has Everything" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. ...
Take The Iron Throne Greeting Card
Take The Iron Throne Card A geeky greetings card with "I Never Received My Acceptance Letter To Hogwarts So I'm Leaving The Shire To Become A Jedi And Take The Iron Throne" printed on the front....