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Jingle Balls Christmas Greeting Card
Jingle Balls Christmas Card A rude greetings card with a colourful pair of Christmas "Jingle Balls" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion...
Personalised Age And Still A Cunt Greeting Card
Personalised Age And Still A Cunt Card A rude greetings card with a star burst graphic and the ability to personalise the age in the slogan "*Age* and Still A Cunt" printed on the front. This ru...
Path To Inner Peace Greeting Card
Path To Inner Peace Card A rude greetings card with "...the path to inner peace begins with just four words... Not My Fucking Problem" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for...
Hey Siri Occasions Greeting Card
Hey Siri Occasions Card For those that are too lazy to spend time perusing the card aisle and rely on "Siri", this card is just perfect for you to send. Choose you occasion and add a name! This ...
A Warm Delicious Alternative Greeting Card
A Warm Delicious Alternative Card A novelty greetings card with "Coffee: A Warm Delicious Alternative to Hating Everbody Every Morning Forever" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card ...
Behind Every Angry Woman Greeting Card
Behind Every Angry Woman Card A rude greetings card with "Remebber, behind every angry woman is a man who has no idea what the fuck he did wrong..." printed on the front. This rude greetings car...
Super Twat Greeting Card
Super Twat Card A rude greetings card with "Super Twat" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite yo...
Straight Outta Momma Greeting Card
Straight Outta Momma Card A novelty greetings card with "Straight Outta Momma" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
No Place Like Greeting Card
No Place Like Card A geeky greetings card with "There's No Place Like 127.0.0.1" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
Lord & Lady Cuntington Greeting Card
Lord & Lady Cuntington Card A rude greetings card with either Lord or Lady Cuntington of Cuntsville printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
Schrodinger's Cat Greeting Card
Schrodinger's Cat Card A geeky greetings card with "Schrodinger's Cat Is Dead or Alive" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside...
Thanks Mum Greeting Card
Thanks Mum Card A rude greetings card with "Thanks Mum For Giving Birth To A Fucking Legend" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The in...
Fuck Everything Become A Pirate Greeting Card
Fuck Everything Become A Pirate Card A rude greetings card with "Fuck Everything Become A Pirate" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
Humpty Dumpty Greeting Card
Humpty Dumpty Card A rude greetings card with "Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the King's horses and all the King's men said "Serves you right you fat fucker" ...
My Secret Greeting Card
My Secret Card A rude greetings card with "My Secret? I Don't Give A Fuck!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Happy Valentine's Day BJ Greeting Card
Happy Valentine's Day BJ Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Valentine's Day" on a heart graphic printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion....
So Cute I'm Adopted Greeting Card
So Cute I'm Adopted Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm So Cute I Must Have Been Adopted" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
NATO Fuck Off Greeting Card
NATO Fuck Off Card A rude greetings card with the NATO phonetic alphabet for "Fuck Off" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
Spank Me Greeting Card
Spank Me Card A rude greetings card with "Spank Me Like A Dusty Rug" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to...
Merry Fucking Christmas You Grumpy... Swearing Greeting Card
Merry Fucking Christmas You Grumpy... Swearing Card A rude greetings card with a grumpy face, colourful Christmassy snowflakes and the legend "Merry Fucking Christmas You Grumpy"... choose from ...