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Slapped Arse Greeting Card
Slapped Arse Card A rude greetings card with "face like a slapped arse" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
Miserable Swearing Greeting Card
Miserable Swearing CardA rude greetings card with "Miserable..." and your choice of swearword printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The in...
I Love My Rabbit Greeting Card
I Love My Rabbit CardA rude greetings card with "I Love My Rabbit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for...
Merry Christmas Bollock Chops Greeting Card
Merry Christmas Bollock Chops Card A rude greetings card with "Merry Christmas Bollock Chops" and a festive Father Christmas printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone an...
Cunt of the Year Greeting Card
Cunt of the Year Card A rude greetings card with a red rosette and "Cunt of the Year" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
Multitasking Greeting Card
Multitasking Card A rude greetings card with "Multitasking (v.) Fucking Up Several Things All At Once." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occas...
Java Programmers Greeting Card
Java Programmers Card A geeky greetings card with "Java Programmers Wear Glasses Because They Don't C#" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occa...
Intelligent Classy Mum Greeting Card
Intelligent Classy Mum Card A rude greetings card with “I’m An Intelligent Classy Well Educated Mum Who Says … A Lot” and your choice of either cunt or fuck printed on the ...
So Cute I'm Adopted Greeting Card
So Cute I'm Adopted Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm So Cute I Must Have Been Adopted" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
I'm Fucking Fabulous Greeting Card
I'm Fucking Fabulous Card A rude greetings card with a pretty unicorn design and the slogan "I'm Fucking Fabulous" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal fo...
I Voted Remain Because I'm Not A Fucking Idiot Greeting Card
I Voted Remain Because I'm Not A Fucking Idiot Card A rude greetings card with "I Voted Remain Because I'm Not A Fucking Idiot" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone...
I Work With Cunts Greeting Card
I Work With Cunts Card A rude greetings card with "I Work With Cunts" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
I've Seen Your Willy Greeting Card
I've Seen Your Willy Card A rude greetings card with "I've Seen Your Willy" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
NATO Fuck Off Greeting Card
NATO Fuck Off Card A rude greetings card with the NATO phonetic alphabet for "Fuck Off" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
Personalised Age And Still A Cunt Greeting Card
Personalised Age And Still A Cunt Card A rude greetings card with a star burst graphic and the ability to personalise the age in the slogan "*Age* and Still A Cunt" printed on the front. This ru...
Five Star Greeting Card
Five Star Card A novelty greetings card with "Five Star Boyfriend" or "Five Star Girlfriend" and some great reviews printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and id...
Mum Yoda Best Greeting Card
Mum Yoda Best Card A geeky greetings card with "Mum Yoda Best" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to hand...
It Works On My Machine Greeting Card
It Works On My Machine Card A geeky greetings card with "It Works On My Machine" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
Scrabble Tiles You Cunt Greeting Card
Scrabble Tiles You Cunt CardA rude greetings card with the words "You Cunt" spelled out in the style of Scrabble tiles printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and idea...
You Broke Something Greeting Card
You Broke Something Card A novelty greetings card with ""I'm Here Because You Broke Something" and an exasperated Moss like graphic The IT Crowd" printed on the front. This novelty greetings c...