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I'd Rather Be Stroking My Pussy Greeting Card
I'd Rather Be Stroking My Pussy CardA rude greetings card with "I'd Rather Be Stroking My Pussy" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any oc...
Someone Hand Me the Prosecco Greeting Card
Someone Hand Me the Prosecco Card A novelty greetings card with "Someone Hand Me the Prosecco & Watch Me Get Fabulous!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ...
Cum Guzzling Greeting Card
Cum Guzzling Card A rude greetings card with "Cum Guzzling Thundercunt" or "Cum Guzzling Spunk Trumpet" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occ...
I Only Drink Prosecco On Two Occasions Greeting Card
I Only Drink Prosecco On Two Occasions Card A novelty greetings card with "I Only Drink Prosecco On Two Occasions When It's My Birthday And When It's Not" printed on the front. This novelty gree...
Happy Valentine's Day BJ Greeting Card
Happy Valentine's Day BJ Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Valentine's Day" on a heart graphic printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion....
Your Knob Still Does the Job Greeting Card
Your Knob Still Does the Job Card A rude greetings card with "Your Knob Still Does the Job" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The ins...
The Fuck Up Fairy Greeting Card
The Fuck Up Fairy Card A rude greetings card with "I See The Fuck Up Fairy Has Visited Us Again" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
First I Drink The Coffee Greeting Card
First I Drink The Coffee Card A novelty greetings card with "First I Drink The Coffee Then I Do The Things" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for an...
Personalised Name Rhymes with Cunt Greeting Card
Personalised Name Rhymes with Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Did you know, the name *Custom Name* rhymes with cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ...
True Happiness Greeting Card
True Happiness CardA rude greetings card with a colourful Buddhist monk graphic and the quote "True happiness comes from snorting coke off a hooker’s tits." attributed to the Dalai Lama pr...
Sugar Tits Greeting Card
Sugar Tits CardA rude greetings card with "Sugar Tits and a pink candy floss heart" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is bl...
Fuck This Shit Greeting Card
Fuck This Shit Card A rude greetings card with "Fuck This Shit" in a fridge magnet style font printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The i...
Jedi Master Greeting Card
Jedi Master Card A geeky greetings card with "Jedi Master" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrit...
Dad As Funny As You Greeting Card
Dad As Funny As You Card A novelty greetings card with "Dad, When I Grow Up I Want To Be As Funny As You Think You Are" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ...
Winner Winner Christmas Dinner Greeting Card
Winner Winner Christmas Dinner Card A novelty greetings card with "Winner Winner Christmas Dinner" and a lovely roast turkey printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone...
I Work With Cunts Greeting Card
I Work With Cunts Card A rude greetings card with "I Work With Cunts" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
Needy Little Fucker Greeting Card
Needy Little Fucker Card A rude greetings card with "Needy Little Fucker" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for y...
I'm Not Autistic Greeting Card
I'm Not Autistic Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Not Autistic, I'm Just an Arsehole" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insid...
C is for Coffee Greeting Card
C is for Coffee Card A rude greetings card with "C Is For Coffee It's Also For Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is ...
Happy Birthday You Cunt Greeting Card
Happy Birthday You Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Birthday You Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...