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Cock Gobbling Spunk Trumpet Greeting Card
Cock Gobbling Spunk Trumpet Card A rude greetings card with "Cock Gobbling Spunk Trumpet" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insid...
Fuck Turkey Greeting Card
Fuck Turkey Card A rude greetings card with "Fuck Turkey" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite ...
Shitty Sex Greeting Card
Shitty Sex Card A rude greetings card with "Life Is Too Short For Shitty Sex" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
I Love Your Birthday Greeting Card
I Love Your Birthday Card A novelty greetings card with "I Love Your Birthday. It Reminds Me How Much Older You Are Than Me. Happy Birthday." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is...
Moany Little Shit Greeting Card
Moany Little Shit Card A rude greetings card with "Moany Little Shit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
Needy Little Fucker Greeting Card
Needy Little Fucker Card A rude greetings card with "Needy Little Fucker" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for y...
Fuck That Shit Greeting Card
Fuck That Shit Card A rude greetings card with "I’m a lady, but “fuck that shit” is still a perfectly acceptable substitute for NO" printed on the front. This rude greetings ca...
Champagne Lifestyle, Prosecco Budget Greeting Card
Champagne Lifestyle, Prosecco Budget Card A novelty greetings card with "Champagne Lifestyle, Prosecco Budget" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...
Binary Cunt Greeting Card
Binary Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Binary Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite ...
Not Going To Suck-Lick Itself Greeting Card
Not Going To Suck-Lick Itself Card A rude greetings card with either "It's Not Going To Suck Itself" or "It's Not Going To Lick Itself" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great ...
Classy Cunt Greeting Card
Classy Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Classy Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite ...
Ruined Your Vagina Greeting Card
Ruined Your Vagina Card A rude greetings card with "Mum, Sorry I Ruined Your Vagina" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is ...
Kill Them With Kindness Greeting Card
Kill Them With Kindness Card A rude greetings card with "Why Kill Them With Kindness ...When You Can Use A Hammer" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal fo...
Happy Birthday Jesus! Greeting Card
Happy Birthday Jesus! Card A novelty greetings card with "Happy Birthday Jesus!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is b...
Inner Serial Killer Greeting Card
Inner Serial Killer Card A rude greetings card with "You Inspire My Inner Serial Killer" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside...
Bell End Greeting Card
Bell End Card A rude greetings card with "Bell End" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite your o...
Miserable Swearing Greeting Card
Miserable Swearing CardA rude greetings card with "Miserable..." and your choice of swearword printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The in...
Cock Gobbling Thundercunt Greeting Card
Cock Gobbling Thundercunt Card A rude greetings card with "Cock Gobbling Thundercunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
Alcohol And Calculus Greeting Card
Alcohol And Calculus Card A geeky greetings card with "Alcohol And Calculus Don't Drink And Derive" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion...
Your Knob Still Does the Job Greeting Card
Your Knob Still Does the Job Card A rude greetings card with "Your Knob Still Does the Job" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The ins...