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I Love Your Greeting Card
I Love Your Card A rude greetings card with a colourful heart graphic and I Love Your with a choice of either Cock or Minge printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and i...
Personalised I Fucking Love Greeting Card
Personalised I Fucking Love CardA rude greetings card with "I Fucking Love *Your Text*" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.Th...
PS Player Greeting Card
PS Player Card A geeky greetings card with a game controller graphic beneath "Player" and the number of your choice printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal ...
Ginger Twat Greeting Card
Ginger Twat Card A rude greetings card with "Ginger Twat" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite ...
Ginger Lives Matter Greeting Card
Ginger Lives Matter Card A novelty greetings card with "Ginger Lives Matter" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
You Make Me Horny Unicorny Greeting Card
You Make Me Horny Unicorny Card A rude greetings card with "You Make Me Horny", choose from either a fabulous pink unicorn or a cheeky dabbing blue unicorn printed on the front. This rude greeti...
You're Leaving Greeting Card
You're Leaving Card A rude greetings card with "You're Leaving...Who's Going To Be The Office ... Now?" and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for ...
True Happiness Greeting Card
True Happiness CardA rude greetings card with a colourful Buddhist monk graphic and the quote "True happiness comes from snorting coke off a hooker’s tits." attributed to the Dalai Lama pr...
Mum, You're A Fucking Legend Greeting Card
Mum, You're A Fucking Legend CardA rude greetings card with "Mum, You're A Fucking Legend" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The insid...
Under New Management Greeting Card
Under New Management Card A novelty greetings card with "Under New Management" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
Obnoxious Cunt Disorder Greeting Card
Obnoxious Cunt Disorder Card A rude greetings card with "O.C.D Obnoxious Cunt Disorder" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
Blow Job Emoji Greeting Card
Blow Job Emoji Card A rude greetings card with a Blow Job emoji printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwr...
Ready To Jingle Greeting Card
Ready To Jingle Card A novelty greetings card with "Single And Ready To Jingle" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bl...
I Became A Teacher Greeting Card
I Became A Teacher Card A novelty greetings card with "I Became A Teacher for the Fame & Money" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. ...
Sex Pest Greeting Card
Sex Pest Card A rude greetings card with "Sex Pest" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite your o...
Two Fucking Deer Greeting Card
Two Fucking Deer Card A rude greetings card with "I Nearly Didn't Buy You This Christmas Card Because It Was Two Fucking Deer" printed on the front. This rude Chrsitmas card is the perfect way t...
Love You To The Death Star And Back Greeting Card
Love You To The Death Star And Back Card A geeky greetings card with "Love You To The Death Star And Back" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any o...
I'm A Simple Man Greeting Card
I'm A Simple Man Card A rude greetings card with "I'm A Simple Man I iIke Video Games and boobs" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
Evolution Of A Programmer Greeting Card
Evolution Of A Programmer Card A geeky greetings card with "Evolution Of A Programmer" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
Tea Because Greeting Card
Tea Because Card A rude greetings card with "TEA. Because... fuck waking up, fuck mornings, fuck work, fuck people & fuck you." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone...