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Personalised Christmas Wank Sock Greeting Card
Personalised Christmas Wank Sock Card A rude greetings card with "Personalised Christmas Wank Sock" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion....
Cock Womble Greeting Card
Cock Womble CardA rude greetings card with "Cock Womble (n) A useless, bumbling fuckwit." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion....
I Love Your Greeting Card
I Love Your Card A rude greetings card with a colourful heart graphic and I Love Your with a choice of either Cock or Minge printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and i...
It's Wine Flu - Man Greeting Card
It's Wine Flu - Man Card A novelty greetings card with "It’s Not A Hangover It’s Wine Flu" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occ...
Shitty Sex Greeting Card
Shitty Sex Card A rude greetings card with "Life Is Too Short For Shitty Sex" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
Personalised Design Greeting Card
Personalised Design Card A novelty greetings card with your own personalised design printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. PLEASE NOTE: ...
MILF Greeting Card
MILF CardA rude greetings card with "MILF" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you to handwrite your own message...
I Love Your Birthday Greeting Card
I Love Your Birthday Card A novelty greetings card with "I Love Your Birthday. It Reminds Me How Much Older You Are Than Me. Happy Birthday." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is...
I Voted Leave Idiot Greeting Card
I Voted Leave Idiot Card A rude greetings card with "I voted leave beacuse I am a fucking idiot" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
Out Of Your Fucking Mind Greeting Card
Out Of Your Fucking Mind Card A rude greetings card with "Are You Out Of Your Fucking Mind" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The ins...
Path To Inner Peace Greeting Card
Path To Inner Peace Card A rude greetings card with "...the path to inner peace begins with just four words... Not My Fucking Problem" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for...
There Are 10 Types Of People In The World Greeting Card
There Are 10 Types Of People In The World Card A geeky greetings card with "There are 10 types of people in the world those that understand binary and those that don't" printed on the front. Thi...
If I Were A Jedi Greeting Card
If I Were A Jedi Card A geeky greetings card with "If I Were A Jedi, There Is A 100% Chance I Would Use The Force Inappropriately" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for an...
Fucking Legend Greeting Card
Fucking Legend Card A rude greetings card with "Fucking Legend" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to hand...
Office Abuse Greeting Card
Office Abuse Card A rude greetings card with "Office … " and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The in...
I'm A Fucking Genius Greeting Card
I'm A Fucking Genius Card A rude greetings card with "I'm A Fucking Genius" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Ultimate Swearing Greeting Card
Ultimate Swearing CardA rude greetings card with all your favourite swear words in one glorious word cloud. Printed with cunt, fuck, arse, bollocks, thundercunt, shit stain, tits, wanker, shit, co...
One Year Closer to Bingo Greeting Card
One Year Closer to Bingo Card A novelty greetings card with "One Year Closer to Bingo And Big Knickers" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any oc...
Life Gives You Lemons Greeting Card
Life Gives You Lemons Card A novelty greetings card with "Whne Life Gives You Lemons Ask for Salt And Tequila" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...
Most Fuckable Arse Greeting Card
Most Fuckable Arse Card A rude greetings card with "Most Fuckable Arse" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...