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Merry Christmas Bollock Chops Greeting Card
Merry Christmas Bollock Chops Card A rude greetings card with "Merry Christmas Bollock Chops" and a festive Father Christmas printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone an...
I Love It When She Bends Over Greeting Card
I Love It When She Bends Over Card A novelty greetings card with "I Love It When She Bends Over" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion....
I Spy With My Little Eye Greeting Card
I Spy With My Little Eye Card A rude greetings card with "I Spy With My Little Eye Something Beginning with Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...
This Girls Likes Girls Greeting Card
This Girls Likes Girls Card A rude greetings card with "This Girls Likes Girls" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
Alcohol And Calculus Greeting Card
Alcohol And Calculus Card A geeky greetings card with "Alcohol And Calculus Don't Drink And Derive" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion...
One Year Closer to Bingo Greeting Card
One Year Closer to Bingo Card A novelty greetings card with "One Year Closer to Bingo And Big Knickers" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any oc...
Older Wiser And Still A Massive Greeting Card
Older Wiser And Still A Massive Card A rude greetings card with "Older Wiser And Still A Massive Cunt" or "Twat" or add your custom swearword printed on the front. This rude greetings card is ...
Little Girls Cry Greeting Card
Little Girls Cry Card A rude greetings card with "Little Girls Cry, Big Girls Say Fuck." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside...
Personalised I'm A Cunt Greeting Card
Personalised I'm A Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "I'm *Name* And I'm A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is b...
I Voted Remain Because I'm Not A Fucking Idiot Greeting Card
I Voted Remain Because I'm Not A Fucking Idiot Card A rude greetings card with "I Voted Remain Because I'm Not A Fucking Idiot" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone...
ADHD Greeting Card
ADHD Card A rude greetings card with "ADHD Highway To Hey Look A Squirrel!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Running Late Greeting Card
Running Late Card A novelty greetings card with "Running Late Is My Cardio" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank ...
I Smile Because You're My Father Greeting Card
I Smile Because You're My Father Card A rude greetings card with “I Smile Because You’re My Father I Laugh Because There Is Fuck All You Can Do About It” or you can also choose b...
Never Mistake My Silence For Weakness Greeting Card
Never Mistake My Silence For Weakness Card A novelty greetings card with "Never mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud." printed on the front. This novelty greetings car...
I've Seen Your Willy Greeting Card
I've Seen Your Willy Card A rude greetings card with "I've Seen Your Willy" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Supposed To Be A Princess Greeting Card
Supposed To Be A Princess Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Pretty Sure I'm Supposed To Be A Princess Someone Needs To Fix This Shit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great f...
Only In It For The Parking Greeting Card
Only In It For The Parking Card A rude greetings card with a blue disabled badge and the slogan "I'm Only In It For The Parking" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyon...
Miserable Swearing Greeting Card
Miserable Swearing CardA rude greetings card with "Miserable..." and your choice of swearword printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The in...
Cum Guzzling Greeting Card
Cum Guzzling Card A rude greetings card with "Cum Guzzling Thundercunt" or "Cum Guzzling Spunk Trumpet" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occ...
I Don't Speak Stupid Greeting Card
I Don't Speak Stupid Card A rude greetings card with "I' Sorry I Don't Speak Stupid" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is ...