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Ultimate Cunt Greeting Card
Ultimate Cunt CardA rude greetings card with the word "cunt" repeated over and over in a word cloud printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion....
There Is No Cloud Greeting Card
There Is No Cloud Card A geeky greetings card with "There Is No Cloud It's Just Someone Else's Computer" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occ...
God Knows Greeting Card
God Knows Card A rude greetings card with "God Knows When You Masturbate" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for y...
I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep Greeting Card
I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep CardA rude greetings card with "I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep" and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings car...
Nurses Need Shots Too Greeting Card
Nurses Need Shots Too Card A novelty greetings card with "Nurses Need Shots Too" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is b...
Eat My Meat Greeting Card
Eat My Meat Card A rude greetings card with "Eat My Meat" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite ...
Hey Siri Greeting Card
Hey Siri CardA rude greetings card with "Hey Siri. Send A Card To The Biiggest Cunt I Know" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The insi...
Zombie Apocalypse Greeting Card
Zombie Apocalypse Card A novelty greetings card with "Bring On The Zombie Apocalypse" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside...
Bad Poetry Oh Noetry Greeting Card
Bad Poetry Oh Noetry Card A novelty greetings card with "Bad Poetry Oh Noetry" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
Casual Sex Greeting Card
Casual Sex Card A rude greetings card with "It's Not Casual Sex If You Make A Big Deal Out Of It" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
Joyeux Narwhal Greeting Card
Joyeux Narwhal Card A novelty greetings card with "Joyeux Narwhal" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
Kung Fu Fighting Greeting Card
Kung Fu Fighting Card A novelty greetings card with "Surely, Not Everyone Was Kung Fu Fighting?" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion....
Top Dad Greeting Card
Top Dad Card A novelty greetings card with “Top Dad” in an iconic Top Gun like logo printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
Rainbow Swearing Greeting Card
Rainbow Swearing CardA rude greetings card with a bright rainbow graphic and your choice of insult printed on the front. Choose from cunt, dick, or twat - if you don’t see the swear word you...
I Love My Vibrator Greeting Card
I Love My Vibrator Card A rude greetings card with "I Love My Vibrator" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
I Love Anal Greeting Card
I Love Anal CardA rude greetings card with "I Love Anal" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you to ha...
Establish An Alibi Greeting Card
Establish An Alibi Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm Here Just To Establish An Alibi" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The ...
It's Not PMS Greeting Card
It's Not PMS Card A rude greetings card with "It's Not PMS It's You" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to...
Behold The Field In Which I Grow My Fucks Greeting Card
Behold The Field In Which I Grow My Fucks CardA rude greetings card with "Behold The Field In Which I Grow My Fucks Lay Thine Eyes Upon It And See That It Is Barren" printed on the front. This r...
Morse Code Twat Greeting Card
Morse Code Twat Card A rude greetings card with "Morse Code Twat" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to ha...