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Personalised Birthday Swearing Greeting Card
Personalised Birthday Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "*Name*, it might be your birthday but you're still a ..."; personalised with your chosen name and choice of profanity printed on t...
Another Year Older And You're Still A Cunt Greeting Card
Another Year Older And You're Still A Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "Another Year Older And You're Still A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyon...
Tradition Dictates Greeting Card
Tradition Dictates Card A novelty greetings card with "Tradition Dictates That I Give You A Card On This Day" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for ...
The Boss Is A ... Swearing Greeting Card
The Boss Is A ... Swearing Card A rude greetings card with “The Boss Is A ..." and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...
Behold The Field In Which I Grow My Fucks Greeting Card
Behold The Field In Which I Grow My Fucks CardA rude greetings card with "Behold The Field In Which I Grow My Fucks Lay Thine Eyes Upon It And See That It Is Barren" printed on the front. This r...
Merry Fucking Christmas You Miserable... Swearing Greeting Card
Merry Fucking Christmas You Miserable... Swearing Card A rude greetings card with a grumpy face, colourful Christmassy snowflakes and the legend "Merry Fucking Christmas You Miserable"... choose...
Video Games Don't Make Me Violent Greeting Card
Video Games Don't Make Me Violent Card A geeky greetings card with "Video Games Don't Make Me Violent Lag Does" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for ...
Snow Trooper Greeting Card
Snow Trooper Card A geeky greetings card with "Snow Trooper" and a Strorm Trooper inspired graphic printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion....
Grammar (n.) The Difference Between Knowing Your Shit Greeting Card
Grammar (n.) The Difference Between Knowing Your Shit Card A rude greetings card with "Grammar (n.) The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit." printed on the front. This ...
Born to Play Xbox Greeting Card
Born to Play Xbox Card A novelty greetings card with "Born to Play Xbox" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Merry Christmas From Me And My Cock Greeting Card
Merry Christmas From Me And My Cock Card A rude greetings card with "Merry Christmas From Me And My Cock" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occ...
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Lady's Middle Finger Greeting Card
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Lady's Middle Finger CardA rude greetings card with 29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ and An Extended Lady's Middle Finger (alternatively choose your own age) printed on the front. This ru...
Life Is Better Greeting Card
Life Is Better Card A novelty greetings card with "Life Is Better With A Dog" or "Life Is Better With A Cat" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...
Even The Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Greeting Card
Even The Cat Thinks You're A Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "Even The Cat Thinks You're A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for an...
Coronavirus Ruined Christmas Greeting Card
Coronavirus Ruined Christmas Card A novelty greetings card with "Coronavirus Ruined Christmas" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
Intelligent Classy Mum Greeting Card
Intelligent Classy Mum Card A rude greetings card with “I’m An Intelligent Classy Well Educated Mum Who Says … A Lot” and your choice of either cunt or fuck printed on the ...
You Make My Pussy Go Gushy Greeting Card
You Make My Pussy Go Gushy Card A rude greetings card with "You Make My Pussy Go Gushy" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
Sith Happens Greeting Card
Sith Happens Card A geeky greetings card with "Sith Happens" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwr...
Personalised Fucking Greeting Card
Personalised Fucking Card A rude greetings card with "Name's Fucking Birthday Card" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Make it clear w...
Beat Me Bite Me Whip Me Greeting Card
Beat Me Bite Me Whip Me Card A rude greetings card with "Beat Me Bite Me Whip Me Fuck Me" printed on the front and "Just Don't Cum In My Mouth" printed on the inside. This rude greetings card ...