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World's Biggest Cunt Greeting Card
World's Biggest Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "World's Biggest Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
You Make Me Moist Greeting Card
You Make Me Moist Card A rude greetings card with a cute stick figure and heart graphic and “You Make Me Moist" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal ...
You Make My Pussy Go Gushy Greeting Card
You Make My Pussy Go Gushy Card A rude greetings card with "You Make My Pussy Go Gushy" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
As MILFs Go Greeting Card
As MILFs Go Card A rude greetings card with "As MILFs Go I Definitely Would!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
Fat Unicorn Greeting Card
Fat Unicorn Card A novelty greetings card with "Fat Unicorn" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to hand...
Feed Me Cake Greeting Card
Feed Me Cake CardA novelty greetings card with "Feed Me Cake And Tell Me I'm Pretty" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside i...
A Is For Arsehole Greeting Card
A Is For Arsehole Card A rude greetings card with "A Is For Arsehole" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
The Bitch Button Greeting Card
The Bitch Button Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Usually A Nice Person Just Don't Push The Bitch Button" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any...
WiFi Connects Automatically Greeting Card
WiFi Connects Automatically Card A geeky greetings card with "Home Is Where The WiFi Connects Automatically" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any...
Death Of My Motivation Greeting Card
Death Of My Motivation Card A novelty greetings card with "Wearing All Black To Mourn The Death Of My Motivation" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal ...
I Love My Vibrator Greeting Card
I Love My Vibrator Card A rude greetings card with "I Love My Vibrator" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
You're Leaving Greeting Card
You're Leaving Card A rude greetings card with "You're Leaving...Who's Going To Be The Office ... Now?" and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for ...
I'm Not Negative Greeting Card
I'm Not Negative Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Not Negative, I'm Just A Fucking Realist." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
The Customer is Always Greeting Card
The Customer is Always Card A rude greetings card with "The customer is always" and a colourful pie chart showing a range of options - "Right", "Wrong", "Fucking Annoying" printed on the f...
Cooler On The Internet Greeting Card
Cooler On The Internet Card A geeky greetings card with "I'm A Lot Cooler On The Internet" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The ins...
I'm An Intelligent Classy Man Greeting Card
I'm An Intelligent Classy Man CardA rude greetings card with "I'm An Intelligent Classy Well Educated Man Who Says ... A Lot" and your choice of either cunt or fuck. printed on the front. This r...
Negative Bullshit Greeting Card
Negative Bullshit CardA rude greetings card with "I Have No Time For Your Negative Bullshit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The ins...
Festive Good Vibes Greeting Card
Festive Good Vibes Card A rude greetings card with "Festive Good Vibes" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
Personalised Birthday Swearing Greeting Card
Personalised Birthday Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "*Name*, it might be your birthday but you're still a ..."; personalised with your chosen name and choice of profanity printed on t...
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Lady's Middle Finger Greeting Card
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Lady's Middle Finger CardA rude greetings card with 29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ and An Extended Lady's Middle Finger (alternatively choose your own age) printed on the front. This ru...