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Happy Valentine's Day From Me Greeting Card
Happy Valentine's Day From Me Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Valentine's Day From Me and My..." choose from either "pussy" or "cock" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is...
Like Father Greeting Card
Like Father Card A rude greetings card with "Like Father Like Son/Daughter (Oh Shit)" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
Bend Over Forwards Greeting Card
Bend Over Forwards Card A rude greetings card with "I'd Bend Over Forwards For You" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is b...
Git Commit Greeting Card
Git Commit Card A geeky greetings card with "In case of fire, Git Commit, Git Push, Leave Building" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion...
B Is For Boyfriend Greeting Card
B Is For Boyfriend Card A rude greetings card with "B Is For Boyfriend" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
Daddy's Lttle Squirt Greeting Card
Daddy's Lttle Squirt Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Father's Day from Daddy's Lttle Squirt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion....
Personalised Birthday Swearing Greeting Card
Personalised Birthday Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "*Name*, it might be your birthday but you're still a ..."; personalised with your chosen name and choice of profanity printed on t...
My Birthday Bitches Greeting Card
My Birthday Bitches Card A rude greetings card with "It's My Birthday Bitches Merry Christmas" and a Jesus like figure printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and idea...
Bum Me This Birthday Greeting Card
Bum Me This Birthday Card A rude greetings card with "Bum Me This Birthday" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Someone Loves You, Not Me... Greeting Card
Someone Loves You Card A rude greetings card with "Someone Loves You" printed on the front and "Not Me... I Think You're A Cunt" printed on the inside. This rude greetings card is great for ...
Lick Me Till Ice Cream Greeting Card
Lick Me Till Ice Cream Card A rude greetings card with "Lick Me Till Ice Cream" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Lady's Middle Finger Greeting Card
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Lady's Middle Finger CardA rude greetings card with 29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ and An Extended Lady's Middle Finger (alternatively choose your own age) printed on the front. This ru...
Thank God I'm An Atheist Greeting Card
Thank God I'm An Atheist Card A rude greetings card with "Thank God I'm An Atheist" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is b...
I'm Not A Cactus Expert Greeting Card
I'm Not A Cactus Expert CardA rude greetings card with "I'm Not A Cactus Expert" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The insid...
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Lady's Middle Finger Greeting Card
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Lady's Middle Finger CardA rude greetings card with 29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ and An Extended Lady's Middle Finger (alternatively choose your own age) printed on the front. This ru...
Just Got My Nails Did Greeting Card
Just Got My Nails Did Card A rude greetings card with "I Just Got My Nails Did" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
I'm Not Negative Greeting Card
I'm Not Negative Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Not Negative, I'm Just A Fucking Realist." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
Pink Slut Greeting Card
Pink Slut Card A rude greetings card with "SLUT" in a pink bold font printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to...
The Boss Is A ... Swearing Greeting Card
The Boss Is A ... Swearing Card A rude greetings card with “The Boss Is A ..." and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...
Natural Stupidity Greeting Card
Natural Stupidity Card A geeky greetings card with "Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for a...