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OMG It's R2D2 I Loved Him In Star Trek Greeting Card
OMG It's R2D2 I Loved Him In Star Trek CardA geeky greetings card with "OMG It's R2D2 I Loved Him In Star Trek" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ...
Touch My Elf Greeting Card
Touch My Elf Card A rude greetings card with "When I Think Of You I Touch My Elf" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
You Make Me Horny Unicorny Greeting Card
You Make Me Horny Unicorny Card A rude greetings card with "You Make Me Horny", choose from either a fabulous pink unicorn or a cheeky dabbing blue unicorn printed on the front. This rude greeti...
Back-Alley Hooker Greeting Card
Back-Alley Hooker Card A rude greetings card with "I love you like a back-alley hooker loves crack." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion...
You Park Like A Cunt Greeting Card
You Park Like A Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "You Park Like A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Season To Get Shitfaced Greeting Card
Season To Get Shitfaced Card A rude greetings card with "Tis The Season To Get Shitfaced" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insid...
Stick Your Christmas Spirit Up Your Arse Greeting Card
Stick Your Christmas Spirit Up Your Arse Card A rude greetings card with a drunk Santa shitting in a stocking graphic with the phrase "Stick Your Christmas Spirit Up Your Arse" printed on the fr...
Ah! The Element Of Surprise Greeting Card
Ah! The Element Of Surprise Card A novelty greetings card with "Ah! The Element Of Surprise" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The...
I'm An Intelligent Classy Man Greeting Card
I'm An Intelligent Classy Man CardA rude greetings card with "I'm An Intelligent Classy Well Educated Man Who Says ... A Lot" and your choice of either cunt or fuck. printed on the front. This r...
I'm A Delicate Flower Greeting Card
I'm A Delicate Flower Card A rude greetings card with "I'm a delicate flower. A needy, fucked up delicate little flower." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and...
Merry Fucking Christmas You Miserable... Swearing Greeting Card
Merry Fucking Christmas You Miserable... Swearing Card A rude greetings card with a grumpy face, colourful Christmassy snowflakes and the legend "Merry Fucking Christmas You Miserable"... choose...
I'll Suck Yours Greeting Card
I'll Suck Yours Card A rude greetings card with "I'll Suck Yours If You Suck/Lick Mine" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Lady's Middle Finger Greeting Card
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Lady's Middle Finger CardA rude greetings card with 29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ and An Extended Lady's Middle Finger (alternatively choose your own age) printed on the front. This ru...
Little Miss Cunty Greeting Card
Little Miss Cunty CardA rude greetings card with "Little Miss Cunty" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you to ...
Feed Me Cake Greeting Card
Feed Me Cake CardA novelty greetings card with "Feed Me Cake And Tell Me I'm Pretty" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside i...
Beat Me Bite Me Whip Me Greeting Card
Beat Me Bite Me Whip Me Card A rude greetings card with "Beat Me Bite Me Whip Me Fuck Me" printed on the front and "Just Don't Cum In My Mouth" printed on the inside. This rude greetings card ...
World's Biggest Cunt Greeting Card
World's Biggest Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "World's Biggest Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Personalised Only Twats Are Born Greeting Card
Personalised Only Twats Are Born Card A rude greetings card with "Only Twats Are Born in..." personalised with a month or year or place printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great fo...
In A World Full Of Cunts Greeting Card
In A World Full Of Cunts CardA rude greetings card with "In A World Full Of Cunts" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The ins...
A Wise Person Once Said Fuck This Shit Greeting Card
A Wise Person Once Said Fuck This Shit CardA rude greetings card with "A Wise Woman/Man Once Said Fuck This Shit and Lived Happily Ever After" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is g...