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Cock Socket Greeting Card
Cock Socket Card A rude greetings card with "Weapons Grade Cock Socket" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
Season To Get Shitfaced Greeting Card
Season To Get Shitfaced Card A rude greetings card with "Tis The Season To Get Shitfaced" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insid...
I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep Greeting Card
I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep CardA rude greetings card with "I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep" and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings car...
I Smile Because You're My Mother Greeting Card
I Smile Because You're My Mother Card A rude greetings card with “I Smile Because You’re My Mother I Laugh Because There Is Fuck All You Can Do About It” or you can also choose ...
Fancy A Fuck Greeting Card
Fancy A Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "I Can’t Be Bothered With This Valentine's Shit. Fancy A Fuck?" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal fo...
I'm Not Always A ... Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself Greeting Card
I'm Not Always A ... Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Not Always A ... Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself" choose from cunt, bitch or dick printed on the front. This...
Personalised Birthday Swearing Greeting Card
Personalised Birthday Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "*Name*, it might be your birthday but you're still a ..."; personalised with your chosen name and choice of profanity printed on t...
I've Really Tried to Stop Swearing But I Cunt Greeting Card
I've Really Tried to Stop Swearing But I Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "I've Really Tried to Stop Swearing But I Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone a...
Personalised Swearing You're A Greeting Card
Personalised Swearing You're A Card A rude greetings card with "*Name* You're A .... But You're My .... " personalised with your chosen name and choice of profanity printed on the front. This ru...
Like Father Greeting Card
Like Father Card A rude greetings card with "Like Father Like Son/Daughter (Oh Shit)" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
Apologies To Anyone I Haven't Offended Yet Greeting Card
Apologies To Anyone I Haven't Offended Yet Card A novelty greetings card with "I would like to apologise to anyone I haven't offended yet. Please be patient, I'll get to you shortly." printed on...
Scrabble Tiles Cunt Greeting Card
Scrabble Tiles Cunt CardA rude greetings card with the word "Cunt" in the style of Scrabble tiles printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.Th...
Colourful Cunt Muffin Greeting Card
Colourful Cunt Muffin CardA rude greetings card with Colourful muffin motif and the phrase "Cunt Muffin" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occa...
The Boss Is A ... Swearing Greeting Card
The Boss Is A ... Swearing Card A rude greetings card with “The Boss Is A ..." and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...
Oh Look Greeting Card
Oh Look Card A rude greetings card with "Oh Look! Another Fuck I Don't Give" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank fo...
Intelligent People Swear More Greeting Card
Intelligent People Swear More Card A rude greetings card with "Studies Have Shown That Intelligent People Swear More Than Stupid Motherfuckers" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is ...
Happy Birthday - Favourite Child Greeting Card
Happy Birthday - Favourite Child Card A novelty greetings card with "Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Child" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...
May The F=ma Be With You Greeting Card
May The F=ma Be With You Card A geeky greetings card with "May The F=ma Be With You" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
B Is For Boyfriend Greeting Card
B Is For Boyfriend Card A rude greetings card with "B Is For Boyfriend" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
Thank God I'm An Atheist Greeting Card
Thank God I'm An Atheist Card A rude greetings card with "Thank God I'm An Atheist" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is b...