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I'll Lick Yours Greeting Card
I'll Lick Yours Card A rude greetings card with "I'll Lick Yours If You Suck/Lick Mine" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
I Fucking Love You Greeting Card
I Fucking Love You Card A rude greetings card with a cute heart graphic and the slogan “I Fucking Love You” printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...
Happy Mother's Day (Sorry I Ruined Your Vagina) Greeting Card
Happy Mother's Day (Sorry I Ruined Your Vagina) Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Mother's Day (Sorry I Ruined Your Vagina)" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyo...
Good Luck Finding Better Colleagues Greeting Card
Good Luck Finding Better Colleagues Card A rude greetings card with "Good Luck Finding Better Colleagues Than Us You Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ...
Exchanging Flowers For Sex Day Greeting Card
Exchanging Flowers For Sex Day Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Exchanging Flowers For Sex Day" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasio...
You Had Me At Greeting Card
You Had Me At Card A rude greetings card with "You Had Me At.." either "Suck My Cock or "Lick My Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occ...
Try Being Smarter Greeting Card
Try Being Smarter Card A novelty greetings card with "I'll try Being Nicer If YouTry Being Smarter" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasi...
You Can't Tell Me Greeting Card
You Can't Tell Me Card A novelty greetings card with "You Can't Tell Me What To Do You're Not My..." and your choice of either cat or dog printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is gre...
Daddy's Lttle Squirt Greeting Card
Daddy's Lttle Squirt Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Father's Day from Daddy's Lttle Squirt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion....
Losing My Shit Greeting Card
Losing My Shit Card A rude greetings card with "I'm This Close To Losing My Shit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
You're Leaving Greeting Card
You're Leaving Card A rude greetings card with "You're Leaving...Who's Going To Be The Office ... Now?" and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for ...
Sniff My Greeting Card
Sniff My Card A rude greetings card with "Sniff My Cunt" or "Sniff My Cock" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
Happy Whatever The Fuck Greeting Card
Happy Whatever The Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Whatever The Fuck You Celebrate!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
You, Sir, Are A Cunt Greeting Card
You, Sir, Are A Cunt Card A rude greetings card with a vintage style graphic and "You, Sir, Are A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occas...
Cum Guzzling Greeting Card
Cum Guzzling Card A rude greetings card with "Cum Guzzling Thundercunt" or "Cum Guzzling Spunk Trumpet" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occ...
Attitude Stinks Smell My Cock Greeting Card
Attitude Stinks Smell My Cock Card A rude greetings card with "If You Think My Attitude Stinks You Should Smell My Cock" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and id...
I Love My Vibrator Greeting Card
I Love My Vibrator Card A rude greetings card with "I Love My Vibrator" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
Born to Play Xbox Greeting Card
Born to Play Xbox Card A novelty greetings card with "Born to Play Xbox" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Scrabble Tiles You Fuck Greeting Card
Scrabble Tiles You Fuck CardA rude greetings card with the words "You Fuck" spelled out in the style of Scrabble tiles printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ide...
Tastes Like Chicken Greeting Card
Tastes Like Chicken Card A rude greetings card with a cock or pussy graphic and "Tastes Like Chicken" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasi...