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Yoda One I Love Greeting Card
Yoda One I Love Card A geeky greetings card with "Yoda One I Love" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to ...
You Make My Fanny Feel Funny Greeting Card
You Make My Fanny Feel Funny Card A rude greetings card with "You Make My Fanny Feel Funny" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The ins...
Can We Fix It No It's Fucked Greeting Card
Can We Fix It No It's Fucked Card A rude greetings card with a cheeky builder / workman graphic and "Can We Fix It? No It's Fucked!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for a...
Both Of Us Can't Look This Good Greeting Card
Both Of Us Can't Look This Good Card A novelty greetings card with "Both of us can't look this good it's either me or the house." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for a...
Married As Fuck Greeting Card
Married As Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Married As Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to ha...
Personalised Valentines Swearing Greeting Card
Personalised Valentines Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "*Name*, it might be Valentines but you're still a ..." choose from cunt, twat or dick printed on the front. This rude greetings ...
Rainbow Swearing Greeting Card
Rainbow Swearing CardA rude greetings card with a bright rainbow graphic and your choice of insult printed on the front. Choose from cunt, dick, or twat - if you don’t see the swear word you...
Five Star Greeting Card
Five Star Card A novelty greetings card with "Five Star Boyfriend" or "Five Star Girlfriend" and some great reviews printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and id...
Fat Cunt Greeting Card
Fat Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "Fat Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you to handwrite your own...
You're Leaving Greeting Card
You're Leaving Card A rude greetings card with "You're Leaving...Who's Going To Be The Office ... Now?" and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for ...
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Lady's Middle Finger Greeting Card
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Lady's Middle Finger CardA rude greetings card with 29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ and An Extended Lady's Middle Finger (alternatively choose your own age) printed on the front. This ru...
Zombie Apocalypse Greeting Card
Zombie Apocalypse Card A novelty greetings card with "Bring On The Zombie Apocalypse" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside...
In A World Full Of Knobs Greeting Card
In A World Full Of Knobs CardA rude greetings card with "In A World Full Of Knobs" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The ins...
Hope Your Birthday Isn't Shit Greeting Card
Hope Your Birthday Isn't Shit Card A rude greetings card with "Hope Your Birthday Isn't Shit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The i...
Personalised Christmas Swearing Greeting Card
Personalised Christmas Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "*Name*, it might be Christmas but you're still a ..." personalised with your chosen name and choice of profanity printed on the f...
Sentence Enhancers Greeting Card
Sentence Enhancers Card A novelty greetings card with "You Call Then Swear Words, I Call Them Sentence Enhancers!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...
Being A 'Professional' Is Easy; It's Like Riding A Bike Greeting Card
Being A 'Professional' Is Easy; It's Like Riding A Bike Card A novelty greetings card with "Being a 'Professional' is easy; it's like riding a bike! Except the bike is on fire. You are on fire. E...
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star What A Massive Cunt You Are Greeting Card
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star What A Massive Cunt You Are CardA rude greetings card with "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star What A Massive Cunt You Are" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is...
Lord & Lady Cuntington Greeting Card
Lord & Lady Cuntington Card A rude greetings card with either Lord or Lady Cuntington of Cuntsville printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
Bum Me This Anniversary Greeting Card
Bum Me This Anniversary Card A rude greetings card with "Bum Me This Anniversary" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...