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World's Okayest Mum Greeting Card
World's Okayest Mum Card A novelty greetings card with "World's Okayest Mum" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
Wedding Wankers Greeting Card
Wedding Wankers Card A rude greetings card with "Wedding Wankers" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to ha...
I'm Having An Absolute .... Of A Day Greeting Card
I'm Having An Absolute .... Of A Day Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Having An Absolute .... Of A Day" choose from cunt, bitch or fucker to best describe your day printed on the front. This...
I Love You For Your Personality But Those Tits Greeting Card
I Love You For Your Personality But Those Tits CardA rude greetings card with "I Love You For Your Personality But Those Tits Are A Really Nice Bonus" printed on the front. This rude greetings c...
Captain Cunt Greeting Card
Captain Cunt CardA rude greetings card with a colour cartoon superhero and "Captain Cunt" in big, bold lettering printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for ...
Someone Loves You, Not Me... Greeting Card
Someone Loves You Card A rude greetings card with "Someone Loves You" printed on the front and "Not Me... I Think You're A Cunt" printed on the inside. This rude greetings card is great for ...
A Wise Person Once Said Fuck This Shit Greeting Card
A Wise Person Once Said Fuck This Shit CardA rude greetings card with "A Wise Woman/Man Once Said Fuck This Shit and Lived Happily Ever After" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is g...
Natural Stupidity Greeting Card
Natural Stupidity Card A geeky greetings card with "Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for a...
XBox Player Greeting Card
XBox Player Card A geeky greetings card with a game controller graphic beneath "Player" and the number of your choice printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and idea...
Ultimate Cunt Greeting Card
Ultimate Cunt CardA rude greetings card with the word "cunt" repeated over and over in a word cloud printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion....
You Make Me Horny Unicorny Greeting Card
You Make Me Horny Unicorny Card A rude greetings card with "You Make Me Horny", choose from either a fabulous pink unicorn or a cheeky dabbing blue unicorn printed on the front. This rude greeti...
Fresh Out Of Fucks Greeting Card
Fresh Out Of Fucks Card A rude greetings card with "Fresh Out Of Fucks" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
I Am The Fuck Up Fairy Greeting Card
I Am The Fuck Up Fairy Card A rude greetings card with "I Am The Fuck Up Fairy" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
The Reason You Drink Greeting Card
The Reason You Drink Card A novelty greetings card with "Happy Mother's Day From The Reason You Drink" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occ...
Apologies To Anyone I Haven't Offended Yet Greeting Card
Apologies To Anyone I Haven't Offended Yet Card A novelty greetings card with "I would like to apologise to anyone I haven't offended yet. Please be patient, I'll get to you shortly." printed on...
That's Mr Cunt To You Greeting Card
That's Mr Cunt To You CardA rude greetings card with "That's Mr Cunt To You" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for...
I'm Not A Proctologist Greeting Card
I'm Not A Proctologist Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Not A Proctologist But I Know An Arsehole When I See One" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...
Fat Cunt Greeting Card
Fat Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "Fat Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you to handwrite your own...
Personalised Birthday Swearing Greeting Card
Personalised Birthday Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "*Name*, it might be your birthday but you're still a ..."; personalised with your chosen name and choice of profanity printed on t...
Merry Christmas From Me And My Cock Greeting Card
Merry Christmas From Me And My Cock Card A rude greetings card with "Merry Christmas From Me And My Cock" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occ...