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I'm A Delicate Flower Greeting Card
I'm A Delicate Flower Card A rude greetings card with "I'm a delicate flower. A needy, fucked up delicate little flower." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and...
Geeky Cunt Greeting Card
Geeky Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Geeky Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite yo...
I'm Surrounded By Cunts Greeting Card
I'm Surrounded By Cunts CardA rude greetings card with "I'm Surrounded By Cunts" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The insid...
Grammar Police Greeting Card
Grammar Police Card A novelty greetings card with "Theiyr're. take that grammar police" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insi...
I'm Not Evil Greeting Card
I'm Not Evil Card A rude greetings card with "I'm not evil, I'm a woman. When I'm mad, I'm a sadistic demon-spawned pixie sent from hell to eradicate the male sex from the frigid wasteland we cal...
Of Course Your Opinion Matters Greeting Card
Of Course Your Opinion Matters Card A novelty greetings card with "Of Course Your Opinion Matters Just Not To Me." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...
I'm Very Fucking Busy Greeting Card
I'm Very Fucking Busy Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Very Fucking Busy" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
Things I Like My Bike Greeting Card
Things I Like My Bike Card A novelty greetings card with "Things I Like Almost As Much As Riding My Bike" and a list of things liked printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great fo...
Thunder Cunt Greeting Card
Thunder Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Thunder Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrit...
Hey Siri Occasions Greeting Card
Hey Siri Occasions Card For those that are too lazy to spend time perusing the card aisle and rely on "Siri", this card is just perfect for you to send. Choose you occasion and add a name! This ...
Useless Cunt Greeting Card
Useless Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Useless Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrit...
Personalised Only Twats Are Born Greeting Card
Personalised Only Twats Are Born Card A rude greetings card with "Only Twats Are Born in..." personalised with a month or year or place printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great fo...
Cuntshine Greeting Card
Cuntshine Card A rude greetings card with a cute sunshine graphic and the phrase I'm A Little Ray Of Cuntshine printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any ...
I'm Having An Absolute .... Of A Day Greeting Card
I'm Having An Absolute .... Of A Day Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Having An Absolute .... Of A Day" choose from cunt, bitch or fucker to best describe your day printed on the front. This...
Same Shit Different Christmas Greeting Card
Same Shit Different Christmas Card A rude greetings card with "Same Shit Different Christmas" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The i...
Happy Birthday - Favourite Child Greeting Card
Happy Birthday - Favourite Child Card A novelty greetings card with "Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Child" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...
World's Biggest Cunt Greeting Card
World's Biggest Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "World's Biggest Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
The Customer is Always Greeting Card
The Customer is Always Card A rude greetings card with "The customer is always" and a colourful pie chart showing a range of options - "Right", "Wrong", "Fucking Annoying" printed on the f...
Cats, Because People Are Cunts Greeting Card
Cats, Because People Are Cunts Card A rude greetings card with "Cats, Because People Are Cunts" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The...
You Make My Fanny Feel Funny Greeting Card
You Make My Fanny Feel Funny Card A rude greetings card with "You Make My Fanny Feel Funny" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The ins...