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Wine Me Greeting Card
Wine Me Card A rude greetings card with "Wine Me, Dine Me, 69 Me" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to ha...
Queer As Fuck Greeting Card
Queer As Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Queer As Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwr...
From The Child You Inherited Greeting Card
From The Child You Inherited Card A rude greetings card with "With Love From The Child You Inherited When You Decided To Shack Up With My ..." Mum or Dad printed on the front. This rude greeting...
I Do Not Spew Profanities Greeting Card
I Do Not Spew Profanities Card A rude greetings card with "I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for ...
Charlie Uniform Greeting Card
Charlie Uniform Card A rude greetings card with "Charlie Uniform November Tango", from the NATO phonetic alphabet printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...
Give A Fuck Greeting Card
Give A Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck?" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
How About A Nice Warm Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up Greeting Card
How About A Nice Warm Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up Card A rude greetings card with a choice of two retro graphics and the slogan "How About A Nice Warm Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up" printed on the front. ...
I Smile Because You're My Mother Greeting Card
I Smile Because You're My Mother Card A rude greetings card with “I Smile Because You’re My Mother I Laugh Because There Is Fuck All You Can Do About It” or you can also choose ...
Festive As Fuck Greeting Card
Festive As Fuck Card A rude greetings card with " Festive As Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to h...
Working From Home Greeting Card
Working From Home CardA novelty greetings card with "Working From Home" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is b...
I Don't Always Test My Code Greeting Card
I Don't Always Test My Code Card A geeky greetings card with "I Don't Always Test My Code But When I Do, It's In Production" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone a...
I'm Not Always A ... Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself Greeting Card
I'm Not Always A ... Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Not Always A ... Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself" choose from cunt, bitch or dick printed on the front. This...
Well Hung Greeting Card
Well Hung Card A novelty greetings card with "Well Hung" and a dazzling display of Christmas decorations printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any o...
Someone Who Gives A Shit Greeting Card
Someone Who Gives A Shit Card A rude greetings card with "I think you are confusing me for someone who gives a shit!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...
Personalised Fucking Hates People Greeting Card
Personalised Fucking Hates People Card A rude greetings card with "*Name* Fucking Hates People", personalised with your chosen name printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for an...
My Darling Greeting Card
My Darling CardA novelty greetings card with "My Darling Husband/Wife, we have been through so much together, most of it your fault." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great f...
I'm Not Santa Greeting Card
I'm Not Santa Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm Not Santa But You Can Sit On My Lap" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The i...
Psycho Bitch Greeting Card
Psycho Bitch Card A rude greetings card with "Psycho Bitch" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrit...
Even The Dog Thinks You're A Cunt Greeting Card
Even The Dog Thinks You're A Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "Even The Dog Thinks You're A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for an...
Dear Santa, Yes, I’ve Been Naughty Greeting Card
Dear Santa, Yes, I’ve Been Naughty Card A rude greetings card with "Dear Santa, Yes, I’ve been naughty this year, but it was worth it you fat judgmental bastard." printed on the fron...