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The Box Said Requires Windows 95 So I Installed Linux Greeting Card
The Box Said Requires Windows 95 So I Installed Linux Card A geeky greetings card with "The Box Said Requires Windows 95 So I Installed Linux" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is ...
Downloading Greeting Card
Downloading Card A novelty greetings card with "Downloading" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to hand...
Hey Siri Occasions Greeting Card
Hey Siri Occasions Card For those that are too lazy to spend time perusing the card aisle and rely on "Siri", this card is just perfect for you to send. Choose you occasion and add a name! This ...
Arse Munching Thundercunt Greeting Card
Arse Munching Thundercunt Card A rude greetings card with "Arse Munching Thundercunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
Hate Xmas Hate Jumpers Greeting Card
Hate Xmas Hate Jumpers Card A novelty greetings card with "I Hate Xmas I Hate Jumpers" in a knit stitch stylke font and design printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyo...
Abracadabra! Nope You're Still A Cunt Greeting Card
Abracadabra! Nope You're Still A Cunt Card A rude greetings card with a magician's hat and wand and the slogan "Abracadabra!" printed on the front and " Nope You're Still A Cunt" printed on th...
I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep Greeting Card
I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep CardA rude greetings card with "I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep" and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings car...
Happy Cock-mas Greeting Card
Happy Cock-mas Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Cock-mas!!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to ha...
F Is For Fuckwit Greeting Card
F Is For Fuckwit Card A rude greetings card with "F Is For Fuckwit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to ...
Merry Xmas You Magnificent Bastard Greeting Card
Merry Xmas You Magnificent Bastard Card A rude greetings card with "Merry Christmas You Magnificent Bastard" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any ...
Google Gives You Answers Greeting Card
Google Gives You Answers Card A geeky greetings card with "When life gives you questions Google gives you answers" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal f...
Grumpy Fucker Greeting Card
Grumpy Fucker CardA rude greetings card with "Grumpy Fucker" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you t...
PS Player Greeting Card
PS Player Card A geeky greetings card with a game controller graphic beneath "Player" and the number of your choice printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal ...
How About A Nice Warm Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up Greeting Card
How About A Nice Warm Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up Card A rude greetings card with a choice of two retro graphics and the slogan "How About A Nice Warm Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up" printed on the front. ...
You Make My Minge Twinge Greeting Card
You Make My Minge Twinge Card A rude greetings card with "You Make My Minge Twinge" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is b...
My Darling Greeting Card
My Darling CardA novelty greetings card with "My Darling Husband/Wife, we have been through so much together, most of it your fault." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great f...
Foreplay Is For Cocks Greeting Card
Foreplay Is For Cocks Card A rude greetings card with "Foreplay Is For Cocks" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
Personalised Dad, Husband Greeting Card
Personalised Dad, Husband CardA rude greetings card with "*Name* Dad, Husband, Absolute Fucking Legend" in a superhero style font printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyo...
Morning People Greeting Card
Morning People Card A novelty greetings card with "I Don't Like Morning People. Or Mornings. Or People." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any ...
Arse Munching Spunk Trumpet Greeting Card
Arse Munching Spunk Trumpet Card A rude greetings card with "Arse Munching Spunk Trumpet" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insid...