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You're A Cunt But I Love You! Greeting Card
You're A Cunt But I Love You! CardA rude greetings card with "You're A Cunt But I Love You!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasi...
I'm Not Lazy Greeting Card
I'm Not Lazy Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm Not Lazy I'm Buffering" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
Ruined Your Life Greeting Card
Ruined Your Life Card A novelty greetings card with "Dad, Sorry I Ruined Your Life" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside i...
Polite As Fuck Greeting Card
Polite As Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Polite As Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to hand...
Like Mother Greeting Card
Like Mother Card A rude greetings card with "Like Mother Like Daughter (Oh Shit)" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
I Do Not Spew Profanities Greeting Card
I Do Not Spew Profanities Card A rude greetings card with "I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for ...
On The First Day of Christmas Greeting Card
On The First Day of Christmas Card A novelty greetings card with "On The First Day of Christmas, Your True Love Gave To You... A Partridge In a Pear Tree Nothing, Because You're Single." printed...
My Darling Greeting Card
My Darling CardA novelty greetings card with "My Darling Husband/Wife, we have been through so much together, most of it your fault." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great f...
Do I Look Like A People Person Greeting Card
Do I Look Like A People Person Card A novelty greetings card with "Do I Look Like A People Person?" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasi...
Stop Greeting Card
Stop Card A rude greetings card with "Stop I Really Don't Give A Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you ...
The Walking Dad Greeting Card
The Walking Dad Card A novelty greetings card with "The Walking Dad" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
8 Out Of 10 Cats Greeting Card
8 Out Of 10 Cats Card A rude greetings card with "8 out of 10 Cats think you're a cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
Well Hung Greeting Card
Well Hung Card A novelty greetings card with "Well Hung" and a dazzling display of Christmas decorations printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any o...
I Make Beer Disappear Greeting Card
I Make Beer Disappear Card A novelty greetings card with "I Make Beer Disappear. What's Your Superpower?" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any ...
Kitchen Bitch Greeting Card
Kitchen Bitch Card A rude greetings card with "Kitchen Bitch" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwr...
Still Talking Greeting Card
Still Talking CardA rude greetings card with "Yet, Despite The Look On My Face, You Are Still Talking" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasi...
Cuntasaurus Greeting Card
Cuntasaurus Card A rude greetings card with "Don't Be A Cuntasaurus" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to...
A Dildo for Christmas Greeting Card
A Dildo for Christmas Card A rude greetings card with "I got you a card and a dildo for Christmas. If you don’t like the card then you can go fuck yourself." printed on the front. This rud...
You Make Me Wetter Greeting Card
You Make Me Wetter Card A rude greetings card with "You Make Me Wetter Than An Otter's Pocket" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The ...
Jesus Loves You...Swearing Greeting Card
Jesus Loves You...Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "Jesus Loves You, Everyone Else Thinks You're A ..." and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings card is gr...