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Personalised Text Lights Greeting Card
Personalised Text Lights Card Written in lights! A novelty greetings card with you own personalised text written in a light bulb sign style font printed on the front. This novelty greetings card i...
Glazed Doughnut Greeting Card
Glazed Doughnut CardA rude greetings card with "I Want To Sit On You And Glaze You Like A Doughnut" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion....
Psycho Bitch Greeting Card
Psycho Bitch Card A rude greetings card with "Psycho Bitch" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrit...
Cunty Bollocks Greeting Card
Cunty Bollocks CardA rude greetings card with "Cunty Bollocks" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you to handwr...
Drinking Rum Greeting Card
Drinking Rum Card A novelty greetings card with "Drinking Rum Before 10am Makes You A Pirate No An Alcoholic" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for ...
Fluent In Three Languages Greeting Card
Fluent In Three Languages Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm Fluent In Three Languages... English Sarcasm And Profanity." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyo...
I'm Not Always A ... Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself Greeting Card
I'm Not Always A ... Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Not Always A ... Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself" choose from cunt, bitch or dick printed on the front. This...
I'll Get Over It Greeting Card
I'll Get Over It Card A novelty greetings card with "I'll Get Over It, I Just Gotta Be Dramatic First" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occ...
Nerdy Cunt Greeting Card
Nerdy Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Nerdy Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite yo...
Box of Fuck All Greeting Card
Box of Fuck All Card A rude greetings card with "This card is better than a box of fuck all wrapped up in a cunty bow!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ide...
Hey Siri Occasions Greeting Card
Hey Siri Occasions Card For those that are too lazy to spend time perusing the card aisle and rely on "Siri", this card is just perfect for you to send. Choose you occasion and add a name! This ...
I'm Not Lazy Greeting Card
I'm Not Lazy Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm Not Lazy I'm Buffering" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
Glad Your Mum Didn't Swallow Greeting Card
Glad Your Mum Didn't Swallow Card A rude greetings card with "I'm So Glad Your Mum Didn't Swallow You" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasi...
Hate Xmas Hate Jumpers Greeting Card
Hate Xmas Hate Jumpers Card A novelty greetings card with "I Hate Xmas I Hate Jumpers" in a knit stitch stylke font and design printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyo...
Lesbians Eat What Greeting Card
Lesbians Eat What Card A rude greetings card with "Lesbians Eat What?!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
Charlie Uniform Greeting Card
Charlie Uniform Card A rude greetings card with "Charlie Uniform November Tango", from the NATO phonetic alphabet printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...
Merry Kiss My Arse Greeting Card
Merry Kiss My Arse Card A rude greetings card with "Merry Kiss My Arse" and a rude mooning Santa printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
Sleep With A Nurse Greeting Card
Sleep With A Nurse Card A novelty greetings card with "Feel Safe At Night Sleep With A Nurse" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
F Is For Fuckwit Greeting Card
F Is For Fuckwit Card A rude greetings card with "F Is For Fuckwit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to ...
Insufferable Cunt Greeting Card
Insufferable Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Insufferable Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...