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What Do We Want Coffee Greeting Card
What Do We Want Coffee Card A rude greetings card with "What Do We Want? Coffee When Do We Want It? I'll Fucking Cut You" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and i...
I'm A Teacher Greeting Card
I'm A Teacher Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm A Teacher Let's Assume I'm Never Wrong" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
I Love Boobies Greeting Card
I Love Boobies Card A novelty greetings card with "I Love Boobies" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
Almost As Much As The Cat Greeting Card
Almost As Much As The Cat Card A rude greetings card with "I Loy You Almost As Much As The Cat" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The...
Holy Fuck You're 50 Greeting Card
Holy Fuck You're 50 CardA rude greetings card with "Holy Fuck You're 50" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you...
I Make Prosecco Disappear, What's Your Superpower Greeting Card
I Make Prosecco Disappear, What's Your Superpower Card A novelty greetings card with "I Make Prosecco Disappear, What's Your Superpower?" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is gre...
C is for Coffee Greeting Card
C is for Coffee Card A rude greetings card with "C Is For Coffee It's Also For Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is ...
I've Seen Your Willy Greeting Card
I've Seen Your Willy Card A rude greetings card with "I've Seen Your Willy" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Sex Pest Greeting Card
Sex Pest Card A rude greetings card with "Sex Pest" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite your o...
Jingle Balls Christmas Greeting Card
Jingle Balls Christmas Card A rude greetings card with a colourful pair of Christmas "Jingle Balls" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion...
A Warm Delicious Alternative Greeting Card
A Warm Delicious Alternative Card A novelty greetings card with "Coffee: A Warm Delicious Alternative to Hating Everbody Every Morning Forever" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card ...
Someone Hand Me the Prosecco Greeting Card
Someone Hand Me the Prosecco Card A novelty greetings card with "Someone Hand Me the Prosecco & Watch Me Get Fabulous!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ...
Personalised I'm A Cunt Greeting Card
Personalised I'm A Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "I'm *Name* And I'm A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is b...
Fuck The Colour Blind Greeting Card
Fuck The Colour Blind Card A rude greetings card with "Fuck The Colour Blind" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
Jesus Loves You...Swearing Greeting Card
Jesus Loves You...Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "Jesus Loves You, Everyone Else Thinks You're A ..." and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings card is gr...
Born to Play Playstation Greeting Card
Born to Play Playstation Card A novelty greetings card with "Born to Play Playstation" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insid...
I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep Greeting Card
I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep CardA rude greetings card with "I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep" and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings car...
Geeky Cunt Greeting Card
Geeky Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Geeky Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite yo...
Merry Fucking Christmas Greeting Card
Merry Fucking Christmas Card A rude greetings card with "Merry Fucking Christmas" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
HO Cubed Greeting Card
HO Cubed Card A geeky greetings card with "HO^3" and a festive Santa hat printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for y...