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I Love Your Birthday Greeting Card
I Love Your Birthday Card A novelty greetings card with "I Love Your Birthday. It Reminds Me How Much Older You Are Than Me. Happy Birthday." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is...
Lord & Lady Cuntington Greeting Card
Lord & Lady Cuntington Card A rude greetings card with either Lord or Lady Cuntington of Cuntsville printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
Dad As Funny As You Greeting Card
Dad As Funny As You Card A novelty greetings card with "Dad, When I Grow Up I Want To Be As Funny As You Think You Are" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ...
Pension Wanker Greeting Card
Pension Wanker Card A rude greetings card with "Pension Wanker" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to hand...
Twitter #ChiefTwat Greeting Card
Twitter #ChiefTwat Card A rude greetings card with the Twitter bird and "#ChiefTwat" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is ...
Fuck Off Greeting Card
Fuck Off Card A rude greetings card with "Fuck Off" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite your o...
Thank God The HRT Worked! Greeting Card
Thank God The HRT Worked! Card A novelty greetings card with "Thank God The HRT Worked!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The ins...
Go Green Fuck A Vegan Greeting Card
Go Green Fuck A Vegan Card A rude greetings card with "Go Green Fuck A Vegan" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
Being A Teacher Is Easy; It's Like Riding A Bike Greeting Card
Being A Teacher Is Easy; It's Like Riding A Bike Card A novelty greetings card with "Being a teacher is easy; it's like riding a bike! Except the bike is on fire. You are on fire. Everything is ...
ADHD Greeting Card
ADHD Card A rude greetings card with "ADHD Highway To Hey Look A Squirrel!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Path To Inner Peace Greeting Card
Path To Inner Peace Card A rude greetings card with "...the path to inner peace begins with just four words... Not My Fucking Problem" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for...
I Love Your Greeting Card
I Love Your Card A rude greetings card with a colourful heart graphic and I Love Your with a choice of either Cock or Minge printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and i...
In Dog Years Greeting Card
In Dog Years CardA rude greetings card with "In Dog Years, You're Dead" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you ...
Cock Hungry Whore Greeting Card
Cock Hungry Whore Card A rude greetings card with "Cock Hungry Whore" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
Attitude Stinks Greeting Card
Attitude Stinks Card A rude greetings card with If You Think My Attitude Stinks You Should Smell My Minge printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occas...
No Place Like Greeting Card
No Place Like Card A geeky greetings card with "There's No Place Like 127.0.0.1" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
A Wise Person Once Said Don't Be A Cunt Greeting Card
A Wise Person Once Said Don't Be A Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "A Wise Woman/Man Once Said Don't Be A Cunt and Lived Happily Ever After" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is...
The Most Dangerous Animal Greeting Card
The Most Dangerous Animal Card A novelty greetings card with "The Most Dangerous Animal In the World Is A Silent Smiling Woman" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for any...
Personalised I'm A Cunt Greeting Card
Personalised I'm A Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "I'm *Name* And I'm A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is b...
I'm An Intelligent Classy Woman Greeting Card
I'm An Intelligent Classy Woman CardA rude greetings card with "I'm An Intelligent Classy Well Educated Woman Who Says ... A Lot" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyo...