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I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep Greeting Card
I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep CardA rude greetings card with "I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep" and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings car...
The Most Dangerous Animal Greeting Card
The Most Dangerous Animal Card A novelty greetings card with "The Most Dangerous Animal In the World Is A Silent Smiling Woman" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for any...
Divide By Zero Greeting Card
Divide By Zero Card A geeky greetings card with "It’s All Fun And Games Until Someone Divides By Zero" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any...
I Voted Leave Idiot Greeting Card
I Voted Leave Idiot Card A rude greetings card with "I voted leave beacuse I am a fucking idiot" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
Like A Penis Greeting Card
Like A Penis Card A rude greetings card with "It's Just Like A Penis Only Smaller" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bl...
Opinions Up Your Arse Greeting Card
Opinions Up Your Arse Card A rude greetings card with "A Good Place To Put Your Opinions Is Up Your Arse" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occ...
Personalised Design Greeting Card
Personalised Design Card A novelty greetings card with your own personalised design printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. PLEASE NOTE: ...
If I Were A Jedi Greeting Card
If I Were A Jedi Card A geeky greetings card with "If I Were A Jedi, There Is A 100% Chance I Would Use The Force Inappropriately" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for an...
DILLIGAF Greeting Card
DILLIGAF CardA rude greetings card with "DILLIGAF", the acronym for "Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion...
Two Fucking Deer Greeting Card
Two Fucking Deer Card A rude greetings card with "I Nearly Didn't Buy You This Christmas Card Because It Was Two Fucking Deer" printed on the front. This rude Chrsitmas card is the perfect way t...
I'm Not A Gynaecologist Greeting Card
I'm Not A Gynaecologist CardA rude greetings card with "I'm Not A Gynaecologist" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The insid...
How About A Nice Warm Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up Greeting Card
How About A Nice Warm Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up Card A rude greetings card with a choice of two retro graphics and the slogan "How About A Nice Warm Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up" printed on the front. ...
I Love Your Birthday Greeting Card
I Love Your Birthday Card A novelty greetings card with "I Love Your Birthday. It Reminds Me How Much Older You Are Than Me. Happy Birthday." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is...
They Say You Are What You Eat Greeting Card
They Say You Are What You Eat CardA rude greetings card with "They Say You Are What You Eat... But I Don't Remember Eating A Fucking Legend" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is gre...
Multitasking Greeting Card
Multitasking Card A rude greetings card with "Multitasking (v.) Fucking Up Several Things All At Once." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occas...
I Wish I Was Greeting Card
I Wish I Was Card A rude greetings card with "I wish I was one of those girls who goes to the gym, eats healthy and looks fabulous. Instead I'm a chubby scruffy, sarcastic bitch in a dressing gow...
Bell End Greeting Card
Bell End Card A rude greetings card with "Bell End" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite your o...
Glad You Didn't Pull Out Greeting Card
Glad You Didn't Pull Out Card A rude greetings card with "Dad, I'm Glad You Didn't Pull Out" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The in...
Kill Them With Kindness Greeting Card
Kill Them With Kindness Card A rude greetings card with "Why Kill Them With Kindness ...When You Can Use A Hammer" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal fo...
Lord & Lady Cuntington Greeting Card
Lord & Lady Cuntington Card A rude greetings card with either Lord or Lady Cuntington of Cuntsville printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...