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That's Mrs Cunt To You Greeting Card
That's Mrs Cunt To You CardA rude greetings card with "That's Mrs Cunt To You" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank f...
Curse Like A Nurse Greeting Card
Curse Like A Nurse Card A novelty greetings card with "I Don't Curse Like A Sailor, I Curse Like A Nurse" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any ...
I Love Boobies Greeting Card
I Love Boobies Card A novelty greetings card with "I Love Boobies" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
I Am Your Father Christmas Greeting Card
I Am Your Father Christmas Card A novelty greetings card with a Christmassy looking Darth Vader in his Santa hat and "I Am Your Father Christmas" printed on the front. This novelty greetings car...
I Won't Keep Calm And You Can Fuck Off Greeting Card
I Won't Keep Calm And You Can Fuck Off Card A rude greetings card with "I Won't Keep Calm And You Can Fuck Off" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for a...
My Secret Greeting Card
My Secret Card A rude greetings card with "My Secret? I Don't Give A Fuck!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Glad You Didnt Swallow Greeting Card
Glad You Didnt Swallow Card A rude greetings card with "Mum, I'm So Glad You Didn't Swallow" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The in...
Fucketh Thyself Greeting Card
Fucketh Thyself Card A rude greetings card with "Goeth And Fucketh Thyself" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
No I Won't Fix Your Fucking Computer Greeting Card
No I Won't Fix Your Fucking Computer Card A rude greetings card with "No I Won't Fix Your Fucking Computer" in big, bold lettering printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for any...
Glad You Didn't Pull Out Greeting Card
Glad You Didn't Pull Out Card A rude greetings card with "Dad, I'm Glad You Didn't Pull Out" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The in...
Tiny Willy Greeting Card
Tiny Willy Card A rude greetings card with "I Love You And Your Tiny Willy" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Tea Because Greeting Card
Tea Because Card A rude greetings card with "TEA. Because... fuck waking up, fuck mornings, fuck work, fuck people & fuck you." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone...
I'm Fucking Fabulous Greeting Card
I'm Fucking Fabulous Card A rude greetings card with a pretty unicorn design and the slogan "I'm Fucking Fabulous" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal fo...
Fuck That Shit Greeting Card
Fuck That Shit Card A rude greetings card with "I’m a lady, but “fuck that shit” is still a perfectly acceptable substitute for NO" printed on the front. This rude greetings ca...
Only In It For The Parking Greeting Card
Only In It For The Parking Card A rude greetings card with a blue disabled badge and the slogan "I'm Only In It For The Parking" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyon...
Being A Teacher Is Easy; It's Like Riding A Bike Greeting Card
Being A Teacher Is Easy; It's Like Riding A Bike Card A novelty greetings card with "Being a teacher is easy; it's like riding a bike! Except the bike is on fire. You are on fire. Everything is ...
Up Yours Greeting Card
Up Yours Card A rude greetings card with an "Up Yours" graphic printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handw...
Even Jesus Thinks You're A Cunt Greeting Card
Even Jesus Thinks You're A Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "Even Jesus Thinks You're A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any oc...
A Wise Person Once Said Don't Be A Cunt Greeting Card
A Wise Person Once Said Don't Be A Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "A Wise Woman/Man Once Said Don't Be A Cunt and Lived Happily Ever After" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is...
Thanks Dad Greeting Card
Thanks Dad Card A rude greetings card with "Thanks Dad For Creating A Fucking Legend" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...