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Only In It For The Parking Greeting Card
Only In It For The Parking Card A rude greetings card with a blue disabled badge and the slogan "I'm Only In It For The Parking" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyon...
I'm A Fucking Unicorn, Bitch Greeting Card
I'm A Fucking Unicorn, Bitch Card A rude greetings card with a unicorn standing on a rainbow and "I'm A Fucking Unicorn, Bitch" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone...
Dumbfuckery To A Minimum Greeting Card
Dumbfuckery To A Minimum Card A rude greetings card with "Let's Keep The Dumbfuckery To A Minimum Today" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occa...
Hey Siri Occasions Greeting Card
Hey Siri Occasions Card For those that are too lazy to spend time perusing the card aisle and rely on "Siri", this card is just perfect for you to send. Choose you occasion and add a name! This ...
I May Be Wrong Greeting Card
I May Be Wrong Card A novelty greetings card with "I May Be Wrong... But It's Highly Unlikely" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
The Most Dangerous Animal Greeting Card
The Most Dangerous Animal Card A novelty greetings card with "The Most Dangerous Animal In the World Is A Silent Smiling Woman" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for any...
Attitude Stinks Greeting Card
Attitude Stinks Card A rude greetings card with If You Think My Attitude Stinks You Should Smell My Minge printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occas...
Not Gay But My Boyfriend Is Greeting Card
Not Gay But My Boyfriend Is Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Not Gay But My Boyfriend Is" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The i...
Winner Winner Christmas Dinner Greeting Card
Winner Winner Christmas Dinner Card A novelty greetings card with "Winner Winner Christmas Dinner" and a lovely roast turkey printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone...
Lord & Lady Cuntington Greeting Card
Lord & Lady Cuntington Card A rude greetings card with either Lord or Lady Cuntington of Cuntsville printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
Stagger On Beer Greeting Card
Stagger On Beer Card A novelty greetings card with "I Can't Walk On Water But I Can Stagger On Beer" (or any other favourite tipple) printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great fo...
I Wish I Was Greeting Card
I Wish I Was Card A rude greetings card with "I wish I was one of those girls who goes to the gym, eats healthy and looks fabulous. Instead I'm a chubby scruffy, sarcastic bitch in a dressing gow...
Merry Christmas Bollock Chops Greeting Card
Merry Christmas Bollock Chops Card A rude greetings card with "Merry Christmas Bollock Chops" and a festive Father Christmas printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone an...
I'm A Fucking Genius Greeting Card
I'm A Fucking Genius Card A rude greetings card with "I'm A Fucking Genius" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Inner Serial Killer Greeting Card
Inner Serial Killer Card A rude greetings card with "You Inspire My Inner Serial Killer" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside...
I Love Fanny Greeting Card
I Love Fanny CardA rude greetings card with "I Love Fanny" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you to handwrite ...
It Works On My Machine Greeting Card
It Works On My Machine Card A geeky greetings card with "It Works On My Machine" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
Your Hole Is Still My Goal Greeting Card
Your Hole Is Still My Goal Card A rude greetings card with "Your Hole Is Still My Goal" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
Twitter #ChiefTwat Greeting Card
Twitter #ChiefTwat Card A rude greetings card with the Twitter bird and "#ChiefTwat" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is ...
Make America Great Again Greeting Card
Make America Great Again Card A novelty greetings card with "Make America Great Again" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insid...