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Supposed To Be A Princess Greeting Card
Supposed To Be A Princess Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Pretty Sure I'm Supposed To Be A Princess Someone Needs To Fix This Shit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great f...
Fucking Legend Greeting Card
Fucking Legend Card A rude greetings card with "Fucking Legend" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to hand...
Personalised Valentines Swearing Greeting Card
Personalised Valentines Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "*Name*, it might be Valentines but you're still a ..." choose from cunt, twat or dick printed on the front. This rude greetings ...
Fuck That Shit Greeting Card
Fuck That Shit Card A rude greetings card with "I’m a lady, but “fuck that shit” is still a perfectly acceptable substitute for NO" printed on the front. This rude greetings ca...
Work Shy Cunt Greeting Card
Work Shy Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Work Shy Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwr...
I Spy With My Little Eye Greeting Card
I Spy With My Little Eye Card A rude greetings card with "I Spy With My Little Eye Something Beginning with Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...
Cats Don't Give A Fuck Greeting Card
Cats Don't Give A Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Cats Don't Give A Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
Tea Because Greeting Card
Tea Because Card A rude greetings card with "TEA. Because... fuck waking up, fuck mornings, fuck work, fuck people & fuck you." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone...
Eat Sleep Game Repeat Greeting Card
Eat Sleep Game Repeat Card A geeky greetings card with "Eat Sleep Game Repeat" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
Geeky Cunt Greeting Card
Geeky Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Geeky Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite yo...
Glad You Didn't Pull Out Greeting Card
Glad You Didn't Pull Out Card A rude greetings card with "Dad, I'm Glad You Didn't Pull Out" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The in...
Ho Bloody Ho Greeting Card
Ho Bloody Ho Card A rude greetings card with "Ho Bloody Ho" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrit...
Thanks Mum Greeting Card
Thanks Mum Card A rude greetings card with "Thanks Mum For Giving Birth To A Fucking Legend" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The in...
Nothing Says I Love You Like Anal Greeting Card
Nothing Says I Love You Like Anal Card A rude greetings card with "Nothing Says I Love You Like Anal" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasio...
I Love Blowjobs Greeting Card
I Love Blowjobs Card A rude greetings card with "I Love Blowjobs" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to ha...
I'm A Fucking Unicorn, Bitch Greeting Card
I'm A Fucking Unicorn, Bitch Card A rude greetings card with a unicorn standing on a rainbow and "I'm A Fucking Unicorn, Bitch" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone...
I Love Boobies Greeting Card
I Love Boobies Card A novelty greetings card with "I Love Boobies" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
Clusterfuck Greeting Card
Clusterfuck Card A rude greetings card with "Clusterfuck (n) 1. A chaotic, disorganised and mismanaged situation." and for 2. choose either the Labour Party or the Conservative Party or you can ...
Aldi Everyday Essentials Greeting Card
Aldi Everyday Essentials Card A novelty greetings card with the word ADLI and a selection of Aldi style Everyday Essentials checkboxes to cover all occasion printed on the front. This novelty gree...
Good Luck Finding Better Colleagues Greeting Card - White, A5
Good Luck Finding Better Colleagues CardA rude greetings card with 'Good Luck Finding Better Colleagues Than Us You Cunt' printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ide...