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Personalised Only Cunts Are Born Greeting Card
Personalised Only Cunts Are Born Card A rude greetings card with "Only Cunts Are Born in..." personalised with a month or year or place printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great fo...
Stick Your Christmas Spirit Up Your Arse Greeting Card
Stick Your Christmas Spirit Up Your Arse Card A rude greetings card with a drunk Santa shitting in a stocking graphic with the phrase "Stick Your Christmas Spirit Up Your Arse" printed on the fr...
Both Of Us Can't Look This Good Greeting Card
Both Of Us Can't Look This Good Card A novelty greetings card with "Both of us can't look this good it's either me or the house." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for a...
You Can't Tell Me Greeting Card
You Can't Tell Me Card A novelty greetings card with "You Can't Tell Me What To Do You're Not My..." and your choice of either cat or dog printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is gre...
I'm Outdoorsy Greeting Card
I'm Outdoorsy Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm Outdoorsy I like To Drink On Patios" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The i...
A Day Over 60 Greeting Card
A Day Over 60 CardA rude greetings card with "You Don't Look A Day Over *Age*" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank f...
As MILFs Go Greeting Card
As MILFs Go Card A rude greetings card with "As MILFs Go I Definitely Would!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
You Can't Tell Me Greeting Card
You Can't Tell Me Card A novelty greetings card with "You Can't Tell Me What To Do You're Not My..." and your choice of either cat or dog printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is gre...
Touch My Elf Greeting Card
Touch My Elf Card A rude greetings card with "When I Think Of You I Touch My Elf" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
Happy Fathers Day - Little Shit Greeting Card
Happy Fathers Day - Little Shit Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Father's Day From Your Little Shit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any oc...
Like Father Greeting Card
Like Father Card A rude greetings card with "Like Father Like Son/Daughter (Oh Shit)" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
Jesus Fucking Christ Greeting Card
Jesus Fucking Christ CardA rude greetings card with "Jesus Fucking Christ You're Old" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is ...
Go Green Fuck A Vegetarian Greeting Card
Go Green Fuck A Vegetarian Card A rude greetings card with "Go Green Fuck A Vegetarian" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
Absofuckinglutely Greeting Card
Absofuckinglutely Card A rude greetings card with "Absofuckinglutely" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
Caution Squirter Greeting Card
Caution Squirter Card A rude greetings card with "Caution Squirter" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to ...
You Make Me Horny Unicorny Greeting Card
You Make Me Horny Unicorny Card A rude greetings card with "You Make Me Horny", choose from either a fabulous pink unicorn or a cheeky dabbing blue unicorn printed on the front. This rude greeti...
Happy Birthday Cunt - Panda Greeting Card
Happy Birthday Cunt - Panda Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Birthday Cunt" and a cute panda printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. ...
Cats, Because People Are Cunts Greeting Card
Cats, Because People Are Cunts Card A rude greetings card with "Cats, Because People Are Cunts" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The...
Someone Out There Loves You Greeting Card
Someone Out There Loves You Card A rude greetings card with "Someone out there loves you" printed on the front and "not me though I think you're a cunt" printed on the inside. This rude greeti...
Oh Look Greeting Card
Oh Look Card A rude greetings card with "Oh Look! Another Fuck I Don't Give" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank fo...