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Scrabble Tiles Fucktard Greeting Card
Scrabble Tiles Fucktard CardA rude greetings card with the word "Fucktard" spelled out in the style of Scrabble tiles printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...
Personalised Birthday Swearing Greeting Card
Personalised Birthday Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "*Name*, it might be your birthday but you're still a ..."; personalised with your chosen name and choice of profanity printed on t...
Life Is Better Greeting Card
Life Is Better Card A novelty greetings card with "Life Is Better With A Dog" or "Life Is Better With A Cat" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Lady's Middle Finger Greeting Card
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Lady's Middle Finger CardA rude greetings card with 29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ and An Extended Lady's Middle Finger (alternatively choose your own age) printed on the front. This ru...
Christmas Loading Greeting Card
Christmas Loading Card A novelty greetings card with "Christmas Loading" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Congrats You Clever Cunt Greeting Card
Congrats You Clever Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Congrats! You Clever Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is ...
WiFi Connects Automatically Greeting Card
WiFi Connects Automatically Card A geeky greetings card with "Home Is Where The WiFi Connects Automatically" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any...
Sarcasm Loading Greeting Card
Sarcasm Loading Card A novelty greetings card with "Sarcasm Loading Please Wait..." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside i...
Needy As Fuck Greeting Card
Needy As Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Needy As Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwr...
Grammar (n.) The Difference Between Knowing Your Shit Greeting Card
Grammar (n.) The Difference Between Knowing Your Shit Card A rude greetings card with "Grammar (n.) The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit." printed on the front. This ...
You Can't Tell Me Greeting Card
You Can't Tell Me Card A novelty greetings card with "You Can't Tell Me What To Do You're Not My..." and your choice of either cat or dog printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is gre...
Hey Kids! There Is No Santa! Greeting Card
Hey Kids! There Is No Santa! Card A novelty greetings card with "Hey Kids! There Is No Santa!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
You Make Me Moist Greeting Card
You Make Me Moist Card A rude greetings card with a cute stick figure and heart graphic and “You Make Me Moist" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal ...
Tradition Dictates Greeting Card
Tradition Dictates Card A novelty greetings card with "Tradition Dictates That I Give You A Card On This Day" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for ...
I Smile Because You're My Mother Greeting Card
I Smile Because You're My Mother Card A rude greetings card with “I Smile Because You’re My Mother I Laugh Because There Is Fuck All You Can Do About It” or you can also choose ...
Jesus Died For Nothing Greeting Card
Jesus Died For Nothing Card A rude greetings card with "If You Don't Sin Jesus Died For Nothing" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
As DILFs Go Greeting Card
As DILFs Go Card A rude greetings card with "As DILFs Go I Definitely Would!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
Bum Me This Birthday Greeting Card
Bum Me This Birthday Card A rude greetings card with "Bum Me This Birthday" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
All I Want For Christmas Is Money Greeting Card
All I Want For Christmas Is Money Card A novelty greetings card with "All I Want For Christmas Is Money" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any o...
As MILFs Go Greeting Card
As MILFs Go Card A rude greetings card with "As MILFs Go I Definitely Would!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...