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Humpty Dumpty Greeting Card
Humpty Dumpty Card A rude greetings card with "Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall. All the King's horses and all the King's men said "Serves you right you fat fucker" ...
Ruined Your Vagina Greeting Card
Ruined Your Vagina Card A rude greetings card with "Mum, Sorry I Ruined Your Vagina" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is ...
Merry Fucking Christmas You Grumpy... Swearing Greeting Card
Merry Fucking Christmas You Grumpy... Swearing Card A rude greetings card with a grumpy face, colourful Christmassy snowflakes and the legend "Merry Fucking Christmas You Grumpy"... choose from ...
Favourite Face Greeting Card
Favourite Face Card A rude greetings card with "Yours Is My Favourite Face To Sit On" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
Hard To Buy Gifts For Greeting Card
Hard To Buy Gifts For Card A novelty greetings card with "You're So Hard To Buy Gifts For So Just Enjoy This Carefully Selected *Gift* And The Joy Of Having Me In Your Life" printed on the front...
One Year Closer to Bingo Greeting Card
One Year Closer to Bingo Card A novelty greetings card with "One Year Closer to Bingo And Big Knickers" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any oc...
You Complete Me - Boys Greeting Card
You Complete Me - Boys Card A novelty greetings card with "You Complete Me" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank ...
Bell End Greeting Card
Bell End Card A rude greetings card with "Bell End" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite your o...
Smug Cunt Greeting Card
Smug Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Smug Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite your...
Resting Bitch Face Greeting Card
Resting Bitch Face Card A rude greetings card with "Resting Bitch Face" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
No I Won't Fix Your Fucking Computer Greeting Card
No I Won't Fix Your Fucking Computer Card A rude greetings card with "No I Won't Fix Your Fucking Computer" in big, bold lettering printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for any...
Off The Market Greeting Card
Off The Market Card A novelty greetings card with "Officially Off The Market" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blan...
Personalised Name Rhymes with Cunt Greeting Card
Personalised Name Rhymes with Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Did you know, the name *Custom Name* rhymes with cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ...
Path To Inner Peace Greeting Card
Path To Inner Peace Card A rude greetings card with "...the path to inner peace begins with just four words... Not My Fucking Problem" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for...
A Fuck For All Occasions Greeting Card
A Fuck For All Occasions Card A rude greetings card with "Fuck" and a range of options - "You", "It", "Off", "This", "That" and "Everything" printed on the front. This rude greetings...
Opinions Up Your Arse Greeting Card
Opinions Up Your Arse Card A rude greetings card with "A Good Place To Put Your Opinions Is Up Your Arse" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occ...
Running Late Greeting Card
Running Late Card A novelty greetings card with "Running Late Is My Cardio" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank ...
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Middle Finger Greeting Card
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Middle Finger CardA rude greetings card with 29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ and An Extended Middle Finger (alternatively choose your own age) printed on the front. This rude greetings c...
Tinsel Tits Greeting Card
Tinsel Tits Card A rude greetings card with "Tinsel Tits" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite ...
I Love Fanny Greeting Card
I Love Fanny CardA rude greetings card with "I Love Fanny" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you to handwrite ...