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I'm An Intelligent Classy Woman Greeting Card
I'm An Intelligent Classy Woman CardA rude greetings card with "I'm An Intelligent Classy Well Educated Woman Who Says ... A Lot" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyo...
Stagger On Beer Greeting Card
Stagger On Beer Card A novelty greetings card with "I Can't Walk On Water But I Can Stagger On Beer" (or any other favourite tipple) printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great fo...
Cure For Tourettes Greeting Card
Cure For Tourettes CardA rude greetings card with "What Do We Want? A Cure For Tourettes. When Do We Want It? Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone a...
You Make My Cock Rock Greeting Card
You Make My Cock Rock Card A rude greetings card with "You Make My Cock Rock" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
From The Reason You Drink Greeting Card
From The Reason You Drink Card A novelty greetings card with "Happy Father’s Day From The Reason You Drink" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal ...
A Wise Person Once Said Don't Be A Cunt Greeting Card
A Wise Person Once Said Don't Be A Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "A Wise Woman/Man Once Said Don't Be A Cunt and Lived Happily Ever After" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is...
A Fuck For All Occasions Greeting Card
A Fuck For All Occasions Card A rude greetings card with "Fuck" and a range of options - "You", "It", "Off", "This", "That" and "Everything" printed on the front. This rude greetings...
Merry Fucking Christmas You Grumpy... Swearing Greeting Card
Merry Fucking Christmas You Grumpy... Swearing Card A rude greetings card with a grumpy face, colourful Christmassy snowflakes and the legend "Merry Fucking Christmas You Grumpy"... choose from ...
Thanks For All The Orgasms Greeting Card
Thanks For All The Orgasms Card A rude greetings card with "Thanks For All The Orgasms" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
Two Fucking Deer Greeting Card
Two Fucking Deer Card A rude greetings card with "I Nearly Didn't Buy You This Christmas Card Because It Was Two Fucking Deer" printed on the front. This rude Chrsitmas card is the perfect way t...
Fuck Turkey Greeting Card
Fuck Turkey Card A rude greetings card with "Fuck Turkey" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite ...
In Dog Years Greeting Card
In Dog Years CardA rude greetings card with "In Dog Years, You're Dead" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you ...
Top Cunt Greeting Card
Top Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Top Cunt" in an iconic Top Gun like logo printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bl...
Kiss Me Under The Mistletoe Greeting Card
Kiss Me Under The Mistletoe Card A novelty greetings card with "Kiss Me Under The Mistletoe" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The...
What Do We Want Coffee Greeting Card
What Do We Want Coffee Card A rude greetings card with "What Do We Want? Coffee When Do We Want It? I'll Fucking Cut You" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and i...
Who's The Daddy Greeting Card
Who's The Daddy Card A geeky greetings card with "Who's The Daddy" and a Darth Vader like graphic printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. ...
Things I Like My Bike Greeting Card - White, A5
Things I Like My Bike CardA novelty greetings card with 'Things I Like Almost As Much As Riding My Bike' and a list of things liked printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for a...
Cock Womble Greeting Card
Cock Womble CardA rude greetings card with "Cock Womble (n) A useless, bumbling fuckwit." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion....
It's Wine Flu - Man Greeting Card
It's Wine Flu - Man Card A novelty greetings card with "It’s Not A Hangover It’s Wine Flu" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occ...
Happy Birthday You Cunt Greeting Card
Happy Birthday You Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Birthday You Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...