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Nobody Knows I'm Gay Greeting Card
Nobody Knows I'm Gay Card A rude greetings card with "Nobody Knows I'm Gay" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Merry Fucking Christmas You Miserable... Swearing Greeting Card
Merry Fucking Christmas You Miserable... Swearing Card A rude greetings card with a grumpy face, colourful Christmassy snowflakes and the legend "Merry Fucking Christmas You Miserable"... choose...
Thunder Cunt Greeting Card
Thunder Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Thunder Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrit...
World's Okayest Mum Greeting Card
World's Okayest Mum Card A novelty greetings card with "World's Okayest Mum" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
Father Christmas Thinks You're A ... Swearing Greeting Card
Father Christmas Thinks You're A ... Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "Father Christmas thinks you're a ... " choose from cunt, twat or dick printed on the front. This rude greetings car...
The Customer is Always Greeting Card
The Customer is Always Card A rude greetings card with "The customer is always" and a colourful pie chart showing a range of options - "Right", "Wrong", "Fucking Annoying" printed on the f...
Jesus Fucking Christ Greeting Card
Jesus Fucking Christ CardA rude greetings card with "Jesus Fucking Christ You're Old" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is ...
Biology, Chemistry, Physics Greeting Card
Biology, Chemistry, Physics Card A geeky greetings card with "If it moves, it's biology, if it stinks, it's chemistry, if it doesn't work, it's physics" printed on the front. This geeky greeting...
Like Father Greeting Card
Like Father Card A rude greetings card with "Like Father Like Son/Daughter (Oh Shit)" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
Hope Your Birthday Isn't Shit Greeting Card
Hope Your Birthday Isn't Shit Card A rude greetings card with "Hope Your Birthday Isn't Shit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The i...
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Lady's Middle Finger Greeting Card
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Lady's Middle Finger CardA rude greetings card with 29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ and An Extended Lady's Middle Finger (alternatively choose your own age) printed on the front. This ru...
Happy Fathers Day - Little Shit Greeting Card
Happy Fathers Day - Little Shit Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Father's Day From Your Little Shit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any oc...
Fractured My Motivation Greeting Card
Fractured My Motivation Card A novelty greetings card with "Sorry, I Can’t Go To Work Tomorrow I Fractured My Motivation" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for any...
You Had Me At Greeting Card
You Had Me At Card A rude greetings card with "You Had Me At.." either "Suck My Cock or "Lick My Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occ...
Happy Christmas And All That Shit Greeting Card
Happy Christmas And All That Shit Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Christmas And All That Shit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasio...
XBox Player Greeting Card
XBox Player Card A geeky greetings card with a game controller graphic beneath "Player" and the number of your choice printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and idea...
Merry Christmas Cunts Greeting Card
Merry Christmas Cunts Card A rude greetings card with "Merry Christmas Cunts" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
King Cunt Greeting Card
King Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "King Cunt" and a gold marble effect background printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside ...
Talk Nerdy To Me Greeting Card
Talk Nerdy To Me Card A geeky greetings card with "Talk Nerdy To Me" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
I Love Anal Greeting Card
I Love Anal CardA rude greetings card with "I Love Anal" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you to ha...