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Who's Awesome Greeting Card
Who's Awesome Card A rude greetings card with "Who's Awesome? Not You, You're A Cunt!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside i...
A Is For Arsehole Greeting Card
A Is For Arsehole Card A rude greetings card with "A Is For Arsehole" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
Born to Play Xbox Greeting Card
Born to Play Xbox Card A novelty greetings card with "Born to Play Xbox" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Even The Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Greeting Card
Even The Cat Thinks You're A Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "Even The Cat Thinks You're A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for an...
Top Mum Greeting Card
Top Mum Card A novelty greetings card with "Top Mum" in an iconic Top Gun like logo printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside i...
Ruined Your Boobs Greeting Card
Ruined Your Boobs Card A rude greetings card with "Mum, Sorry I Ruined Your Boobs" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bl...
Using Fuck Like A Comma Greeting Card
Using Fuck Like A Comma Card A rude greetings card with "10 minutes at work and I start using 'fuck' like a comma" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal fo...
A Wise Person Once Said Fuck This Shit Greeting Card
A Wise Person Once Said Fuck This Shit CardA rude greetings card with "A Wise Woman/Man Once Said Fuck This Shit and Lived Happily Ever After" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is g...
Oh Look Greeting Card
Oh Look Card A rude greetings card with "Oh Look! Another Fuck I Don't Give" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank fo...
A Level King or Queen Greeting Card
A Level King or Queen Card A novelty greetings card with "A Level King" or "A Level Queen" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The...
Mince Pies Before Guys Greeting Card
Mince Pies Before Guys Card A novelty greetings card with "Mince Pies Before Guys" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
Christmas Loading Greeting Card
Christmas Loading Card A novelty greetings card with "Christmas Loading" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Fuck You, Fuck Me, Fuck Off Greeting Card
Fuck You, Fuck Me, Fuck Off Card A rude greetings card with "Fuck You, Fuck Me, Fuck Off" tick boxes printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion...
Pop Art Style Cunt Greeting Card
Pop Art Style Cunt CardA rude greetings card with “Cunt” in a bright, colourful, pop art style design printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for a...
I'm Not A Proctologist Greeting Card
I'm Not A Proctologist Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Not A Proctologist But I Know An Arsehole When I See One" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...
Study Harder Greeting Card
Study Harder Card A novelty greetings card with "your grades say Marry Rich but your face says Study Harder" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for a...
Try Being Smarter Greeting Card
Try Being Smarter Card A novelty greetings card with "I'll try Being Nicer If YouTry Being Smarter" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasi...
I Love Saying Cunt Greeting Card
I Love Saying Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "I Love Saying Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank...
I Love Microsoft Greeting Card
I Love Microsoft Card A geeky greetings card with "I Love Microsoft" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
Happy Mother's Day (I'm Glad You Didn't Swallow) Greeting Card
Happy Mother's Day (I'm Glad You Didn't Swallow) CardA rude greetings card with "Happy Mother's Day (I'm Glad You Didn't Swallow)" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for any...