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Glaze My Hole Greeting Card
Glaze My Hole Card A rude greetings card with "I Want You To Glaze My Hole" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Coffee Because Greeting Card
Coffee Because Card A rude greetings card with "COFFEE. Because... fuck waking up, fuck mornings, fuck work, fuck people & fuck you." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for ...
Personalised Christmas Swearing Greeting Card
Personalised Christmas Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "*Name*, it might be Christmas but you're still a ..." personalised with your chosen name and choice of profanity printed on the f...
All You Need Is Love, All You Have Is Porn Greeting Card
All You Need Is Love, All You Have Is Porn Card A rude greetings card with "All You Need Is Love. All You Want Is Sex, All You Have Is Porn" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is gre...
Geeky As Fuck Greeting Card
Geeky As Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Geeky As Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwr...
Velociraptor Greeting Card
Velociraptor Card A geeky greetings card with "velociraptor = d raptor / t raptor " printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is ...
I Love Pussy Pride Greeting Card
I Love Pussy Pride Card A rude greetings card with "I Love Pussy" with a Pride rainbow heart printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The in...
Dogs, Because People Are Dicks Greeting Card
Dogs, Because People Are Dicks Card A rude greetings card with "Dogs, Because People Are Dicks" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The...
I Love Anal Pride Greeting Card
I Love Anal Pride Card A rude greetings card with "I Love Anal" with a Pride rainbow heart printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insi...
Magnificent Cock Greeting Card
Magnificent Cock CardA rude greetings card with a colourful cockerle and "Look At My Magnificent Cock" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occas...
I Love Saying Fuck Greeting Card
I Love Saying Fuck CardA rude greetings card with "I Love Saying Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank...
Masturbate Over You Greeting Card
Masturbate Over You Card A rude greetings card with "I Love To Masturbate Over You" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is b...
Shitty Little Christmas Greeting Card
Shitty Little Christmas Card A rude greetings card with "Have Yourself A Shitty Little Christmas" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
Married As Fuck Greeting Card
Married As Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Married As Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to ha...
Five Star Greeting Card
Five Star Card A novelty greetings card with "Five Star Boyfriend" or "Five Star Girlfriend" and some great reviews printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and id...
Life Is Too Short Greeting Card
Life Is Too Short Card A geeky greetings card with "Life Is Too Short To Remove USB Safely" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The in...
Jingle Fucking Bells Greeting Card
Jingle Fucking Bells Card A rude greetings card with "Jingle Fucking Bells" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
The Customer Isn't Always Right Greeting Card
The Customer Isn't Always Right Card A rude greetings card with "The Customer Isn't Always Right, Sometimes The Customer Is A Complete Cunt!" or "The Customer Isn't Always Right, Sometimes The ...
Merry Fucking Christmas You Miserable... Swearing Greeting Card
Merry Fucking Christmas You Miserable... Swearing Card A rude greetings card with a grumpy face, colourful Christmassy snowflakes and the legend "Merry Fucking Christmas You Miserable"... choose...
Wedding Wankers Greeting Card
Wedding Wankers Card A rude greetings card with "Wedding Wankers" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to ha...