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Gym I Thought You Said Gin! Greeting Card
Gym I Thought You Said Gin! Card A novelty greetings card with "Gym? I Thought You Said Gin!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
Death Of My Motivation Greeting Card
Death Of My Motivation Card A novelty greetings card with "Wearing All Black To Mourn The Death Of My Motivation" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal ...
Exchanging Flowers For Sex Day Greeting Card
Exchanging Flowers For Sex Day Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Exchanging Flowers For Sex Day" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasio...
Velociraptor Greeting Card
Velociraptor Card A geeky greetings card with "velociraptor = d raptor / t raptor " printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is ...
Geeky As Fuck Greeting Card
Geeky As Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Geeky As Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwr...
Go Green Fuck A Vegetarian Greeting Card
Go Green Fuck A Vegetarian Card A rude greetings card with "Go Green Fuck A Vegetarian" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
My Birthday Bitches Greeting Card
My Birthday Bitches Card A rude greetings card with "It's My Birthday Bitches Merry Christmas" and a Jesus like figure printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and idea...
XBox Player Greeting Card
XBox Player Card A geeky greetings card with a game controller graphic beneath "Player" and the number of your choice printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and idea...
You Make My Willy Go Silly Greeting Card
You Make My Willy Go Silly Card A rude greetings card with "You Make My Willy Go Silly" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
Cheer Up Fuck Face Greeting Card
Cheer Up Fuck Face Card A rude greetings card with "Cheer Up Fuck Face" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
Jingle Fucking Bells Greeting Card
Jingle Fucking Bells Card A rude greetings card with "Jingle Fucking Bells" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Cunt Lights Greeting Card
Cunt Lights Card Written in lights! A rude greetings card with "Cunt" written in a light bulb sign style font printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any...
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Lady's Middle Finger Greeting Card
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Lady's Middle Finger CardA rude greetings card with 29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ and An Extended Lady's Middle Finger (alternatively choose your own age) printed on the front. This ru...
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star What A Cunt I Think You Are Greeting Card
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star What A Cunt I Think You Are CardA rude greetings card with "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star What A Cunt I Think You Are" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is...
Dad, You're A Fucking Legend Greeting Card
Dad, You're A Fucking Legend CardA rude greetings card with "Dad, You're A Fucking Legend" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The insid...
Foreplay Is For Pussies Greeting Card
Foreplay Is For Pussies Card A rude greetings card with "Foreplay Is For Pussies" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
Clusterfuck Greeting Card
Clusterfuck Card A rude greetings card with "Clusterfuck (n) 1. A chaotic, disorganised and mismanaged situation." and for 2. choose either the Labour Party or the Conservative Party or you can ...
Kung Fu Fighting Greeting Card
Kung Fu Fighting Card A novelty greetings card with "Surely, Not Everyone Was Kung Fu Fighting?" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion....
Star Whore Greeting Card
Star Whore Card A rude greetings card with "Star Whore" in a Star Wars-esque font printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
I'm Very Fucking Busy Greeting Card
I'm Very Fucking Busy Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Very Fucking Busy" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...