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Merry Christmas Middle Finger Greeting Card
Merry Christmas Middle Finger Card A rude greetings card with "Merry Christmas" and a Middle Finger (select from a man or lady middle finger graphic) printed on the front. This rude greetings ca...
I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep Greeting Card
I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep CardA rude greetings card with "I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep" and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings car...
The Reason You Drink Greeting Card
The Reason You Drink Card A novelty greetings card with "Happy Mother's Day From The Reason You Drink" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occ...
You Make My Willy Go Silly Greeting Card
You Make My Willy Go Silly Card A rude greetings card with "You Make My Willy Go Silly" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
As DILFs Go Greeting Card
As DILFs Go Card A rude greetings card with "As DILFs Go I Definitely Would!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
A Wise Person Once Said Fuck This Shit Greeting Card
A Wise Person Once Said Fuck This Shit CardA rude greetings card with "A Wise Woman/Man Once Said Fuck This Shit and Lived Happily Ever After" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is g...
Two Types Of People Greeting Card
Two Types Of People Card A novelty greetings card with "There Are Two Types Of People In The World: 1) Those That Can Extrapolate From Imcomplete Data" printed on the front. This novelty greetin...
Fuck Off, I'm Busy Greeting Card
Fuck Off, I'm Busy CardA rude greetings card with "Fuck Off, I'm Busy" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank...
Fractured My Motivation Greeting Card
Fractured My Motivation Card A novelty greetings card with "Sorry, I Can’t Go To Work Tomorrow I Fractured My Motivation" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for any...
Sweater for Christmas Greeting Card
Sweater for Christmas Card A rude greetings card with "I Always Get A Sweater For Christmas...But What I Really Want Is A Moaner Or Grunter!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is gr...
Personalised Only Cunts Are Born Greeting Card
Personalised Only Cunts Are Born Card A rude greetings card with "Only Cunts Are Born in..." personalised with a month or year or place printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great fo...
I'm Not A Pancake Expert Greeting Card
I'm Not A Pancake Expert CardA rude greetings card with "I'm Not A Pancake Expert" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The ins...
T Is For Tea It's Also For Twat Greeting Card
T Is For Tea It's Also For Twat Card A rude greetings card with "T Is For Tea It's Also For Twat" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
Sniff My Greeting Card
Sniff My Card A rude greetings card with "Sniff My Cunt" or "Sniff My Cock" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
Licked It Greeting Card
Licked It Card A rude greetings card with "I've Licked It So It's Mine" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
Born To Game, Forced To Work Greeting Card
Born To Game, Forced To Work Card A geeky greetings card with "Born To Game, Forced To Work" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The i...
Top Gear Dad Greeting Card
Top Gear Dad Card A novelty greetings card with "Top Dad" in a Top Gear style logo printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
Santa Is Coming Greeting Card
Santa Is Coming Card A rude greetings card with "Santa Is Coming" printed on the front and "all over your mum's tit" printed on the inside. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ide...
Personalised Valentines Swearing Greeting Card
Personalised Valentines Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "*Name*, it might be Valentines but you're still a ..." choose from cunt, twat or dick printed on the front. This rude greetings ...
Star Whore Greeting Card
Star Whore Card A rude greetings card with "Star Whore" in a Star Wars-esque font printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...