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Geeky Cunt Greeting Card
Geeky Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Geeky Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite yo...
As MILFs Go Greeting Card
As MILFs Go Card A rude greetings card with "As MILFs Go I Definitely Would!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep Greeting Card
I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep CardA rude greetings card with "I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep" and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings car...
Using Fuck Like A Comma Greeting Card
Using Fuck Like A Comma Card A rude greetings card with "10 minutes at work and I start using 'fuck' like a comma" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal fo...
I'll Suck Yours Greeting Card
I'll Suck Yours Card A rude greetings card with "I'll Suck Yours If You Suck/Lick Mine" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
I Love Microsoft Greeting Card
I Love Microsoft Card A geeky greetings card with "I Love Microsoft" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
I'm Not Always A ... Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself Greeting Card
I'm Not Always A ... Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Not Always A ... Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself" choose from cunt, bitch or dick printed on the front. This...
Where's All My Bitches At Greeting Card
Where's All My Bitches At Card A rude greetings card with "Where's All My Bitches At?" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside i...
T Is For Tea It's Also For Twat Greeting Card
T Is For Tea It's Also For Twat Card A rude greetings card with "T Is For Tea It's Also For Twat" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
Apologies To Anyone I Haven't Offended Yet Greeting Card
Apologies To Anyone I Haven't Offended Yet Card A novelty greetings card with "I would like to apologise to anyone I haven't offended yet. Please be patient, I'll get to you shortly." printed on...
Running Out of Fucks Greeting Card
Running Out of Fucks Card A rude greetings card with "Does Running Out Of Fucks Count As Cardio?" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
Happy Valentines Day Swearing Greeting Card
Happy Valentines Day Swearing Card A rude greetings card with a cute heart graphic and “Happy Valentines Day ...” choose from cunt, bitch or wanker printed on the front. This rude gree...
Love Programming Greeting Card
Love Programming Card A geeky greetings card with "I Hate Programming, I Hate Programming, I Hate Programming, It Works, I Love Programming" a cycle every software developer knows too well print...
Git Commit Greeting Card
Git Commit Card A geeky greetings card with "In case of fire, Git Commit, Git Push, Leave Building" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion...
I Smile Because You're My Mother Greeting Card
I Smile Because You're My Mother Card A rude greetings card with “I Smile Because You’re My Mother I Laugh Because There Is Fuck All You Can Do About It” or you can also choose ...
The Boss Is A ... Swearing Greeting Card
The Boss Is A ... Swearing Card A rude greetings card with “The Boss Is A ..." and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...
I'm Not An Ornithologist Greeting Card
I'm Not An Ornithologist CardA rude greetings card with "I'm Not An Ornithologist" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The ins...
All You Need Is Love, All You Have Is Porn Greeting Card
All You Need Is Love, All You Have Is Porn Card A rude greetings card with "All You Need Is Love. All You Want Is Sex, All You Have Is Porn" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is gre...
Sentence Enhancers Greeting Card
Sentence Enhancers Card A novelty greetings card with "You Call Then Swear Words, I Call Them Sentence Enhancers!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Middle Finger Greeting Card
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Middle Finger CardA rude greetings card with 29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ and An Extended Middle Finger (alternatively choose your own age) printed on the front. This rude greetings c...