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Not as Old As Next Year Greeting Card
Not as Old As Next Year CardA novelty greetings card with "At least you are not as old as you will be next year" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal f...
Jedi On the Streets Greeting Card
Jedi On the Streets Card A geeky greetings card with "Jedi On the Streets Sith In The Sheets" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The ...
Prosecco Is For Life Greeting Card
Prosecco Is For Life Card A novelty greetings card with "Prosecco Is For Life Not Just For Christmas" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occa...
My Love For You Greeting Card
My Love For You Card A rude greetings card with "My love for you is like a candle. If you forget me, I’ll burn your fucking house down." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is g...
Happy Valentines Day Swearing Greeting Card
Happy Valentines Day Swearing Card A rude greetings card with a cute heart graphic and “Happy Valentines Day ...” choose from cunt, bitch or wanker printed on the front. This rude gree...
A Level King or Queen Greeting Card
A Level King or Queen Card A novelty greetings card with "A Level King" or "A Level Queen" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The...
I Love Minge Greeting Card
I Love Minge Card A rude greetings card with "I Love Minge" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrit...
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Lady's Middle Finger Greeting Card
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Lady's Middle Finger CardA rude greetings card with 29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ and An Extended Lady's Middle Finger (alternatively choose your own age) printed on the front. This ru...
Fuck Your Sins Greeting Card
Fuck Your Sins Card A rude greetings card with "Fuck Your Sins. I'm Going Home!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blan...
Even Wankers Deserve Greeting Card
Even Wankers Deserve Card A rude greetings card with "Even Wankers Deserve A Christmas Card" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The in...
I'm Not Short I'm A Hobbit Greeting Card
I'm Not Short I'm A Hobbit Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm Not Short I'm A Hobbit" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The i...
Let's Get Shit Done Greeting Card
Let's Get Shit Done Card A rude greetings card with "Let's Get Shit Done" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for y...
Personalised Years Of Being A Cunt Greeting Card
Personalised Years Of Being A Cunt CardA rude. personalised greetings card with "## Years Of Being A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift anyone and great ...
You Had Me At Greeting Card
You Had Me At Card A rude greetings card with "You Had Me At.." either "Suck My Cock or "Lick My Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occ...
Fresh Out Of Fucks Greeting Card
Fresh Out Of Fucks Card A rude greetings card with "Fresh Out Of Fucks" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
Purple Cunt Greeting Card
Purple Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "CUNT" in a purple bold font printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for yo...
You Park Like A Cunt Greeting Card
You Park Like A Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "You Park Like A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Grammar (n.) The Difference Between Knowing Your Shit Greeting Card
Grammar (n.) The Difference Between Knowing Your Shit Card A rude greetings card with "Grammar (n.) The difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit." printed on the front. This ...
The Depth and the Warmth Greeting Card
The Depth and the Warmth Card A rude greetings card with I’d call you a cunt, but you lack the depth and the warmth. printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and id...
There's No Cure for Being A Cunt Greeting Card
There's No Cure for Being A Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "There's No Cure for Being A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.T...