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Born To Game, Forced To Work Greeting Card
Born To Game, Forced To Work Card A geeky greetings card with "Born To Game, Forced To Work" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The i...
Bah Fucking Humbug Greeting Card
Bah Fucking Humbug Card A rude greetings card with a drunk Santa graphic and "Bah Fucking Humbug" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
Cheap Fast and Easy Greeting Card
Cheap Fast and Easy Card A novelty greetings card with "If We Are What We Eat I'm Cheap Fast And Easy!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any oc...
I Love You For Your Personality But Those Tits Greeting Card
I Love You For Your Personality But Those Tits CardA rude greetings card with "I Love You For Your Personality But Those Tits Are A Really Nice Bonus" printed on the front. This rude greetings c...
Beat Me Bite Me Whip Me Greeting Card
Beat Me Bite Me Whip Me Card A rude greetings card with "Beat Me Bite Me Whip Me Fuck Me" printed on the front and "Just Don't Cum In My Mouth" printed on the inside. This rude greetings card ...
Morse Code Dick Greeting Card
Morse Code Dick Card A rude greetings card with “Dick” in Morse Code printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank ...
Captain Cunt Greeting Card
Captain Cunt CardA rude greetings card with a colour cartoon superhero and "Captain Cunt" in big, bold lettering printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for ...
Life Is Better Greeting Card
Life Is Better Card A novelty greetings card with "Life Is Better With A Dog" or "Life Is Better With A Cat" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...
English As Fuck Three Lions Greeting Card
English As Fuck Three Lions Card A rude greetings card with "English As Fuck" and a three lions badge printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasio...
Personalised You Old Cunt Greeting Card
Personalised You Old Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "Personalised You Old Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Plea...
Try Not To Be Greeting Card
Try Not To Be Card A rude greetings card with "Try Not To Be A Cunt Today" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for ...
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Middle Finger Greeting Card
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Middle Finger CardA rude greetings card with 29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ and An Extended Middle Finger (alternatively choose your own age) printed on the front. This rude greetings c...
Dad Yoda Best Greeting Card
Dad Yoda Best CardA geeky greetings card with "Dad Yoda Best" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you to handwr...
Fat Cunt Greeting Card
Fat Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "Fat Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you to handwrite your own...
Decaf Is For Fuckers Greeting Card
Decaf Is For Fuckers Card A rude greetings card with "Decaf Is For Fuckers" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
You're Leaving Greeting Card
You're Leaving Card A rude greetings card with "You're Leaving...Who's Going To Be The Office ... Now?" and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for ...
Being A 'Professional' Is Easy; It's Like Riding A Bike Greeting Card
Being A 'Professional' Is Easy; It's Like Riding A Bike Card A novelty greetings card with "Being a 'Professional' is easy; it's like riding a bike! Except the bike is on fire. You are on fire. E...
Like Father Greeting Card
Like Father Card A rude greetings card with "Like Father Like Son/Daughter (Oh Shit)" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
Twatwaffle Greeting Card
Twatwaffle Card A rude greetings card with "Don't Be A Twatwaffle" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to h...
Natural Stupidity Greeting Card
Natural Stupidity Card A geeky greetings card with "Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for a...