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I'm Not Gay But £20 Is £20 Greeting Card
I'm Not Gay But £20 Is £20 CardA rude greetings card with "I'm Not Gay But £20 Is £20" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal ...
A Dildo for Christmas Greeting Card
A Dildo for Christmas Card A rude greetings card with "I got you a card and a dildo for Christmas. If you don’t like the card then you can go fuck yourself." printed on the front. This rud...
I'm Not Santa Greeting Card
I'm Not Santa Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm Not Santa But You Can Sit On My Lap" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The i...
Personalised Fucking Hates People Greeting Card
Personalised Fucking Hates People Card A rude greetings card with "*Name* Fucking Hates People", personalised with your chosen name printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for an...
Cuntasaurus Greeting Card
Cuntasaurus Card A rude greetings card with "Don't Be A Cuntasaurus" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to...
Same Bitch Different Day Greeting Card
Same Bitch Different Day Card A rude greetings card with "Same Bitch Different Day" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is b...
You Complete Me - Girls Greeting Card
You Complete Me - Girls Card A novelty greetings card with "You Complete Me" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
Correct Fucking Grammar Greeting Card
Correct Fucking Grammar CardA rude greetings card with a range of common grammatical errors along with their correct usage printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and id...
Who Needs Hearts And Flowers Greeting Card
Who Needs Hearts And Flowers Card A rude greetings card with "Who Needs Hearts And Flowers When You Have Handcuffs and Silver Balls" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for a...
Merry Xmas You Magnificent Bastard Greeting Card
Merry Xmas You Magnificent Bastard Card A rude greetings card with "Merry Christmas You Magnificent Bastard" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any ...
I Love Saying Twat Greeting Card
I Love Saying Twat CardA rude greetings card with "I Love Saying Twat" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank...
Tradition Dictates Greeting Card
Tradition Dictates Card A novelty greetings card with "Tradition Dictates That I Give You A Card On This Day" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for ...
Tastes Like Chicken Greeting Card
Tastes Like Chicken Card A rude greetings card with a cock or pussy graphic and "Tastes Like Chicken" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasi...
Roses Are #ff0000 Greeting Card
Roses Are #ff0000 Card A geeky greetings card with "Roses Are #ff0000" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
My Face Tells More People To Fuck Off Greeting Card
My Face Tells More People To Fuck Off Card A rude greetings card with "My face tells more people to fuck off than my mouth does" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyon...
Teaching Assistants Greeting Card
Teaching Assistants Card A novelty greetings card with "Teaching Assistants never complain but they do wine" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for a...
Nurses Can't Fix Stupid Greeting Card
Nurses Can't Fix Stupid CardA novelty greetings card with "Nurses Can't Fix Stupid" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The...
Santa Doesn't Believe In You Greeting Card
Santa Doesn't Believe In You Card A novelty greetings card with "Santa Doesn't Believe In You" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
Shit Happens Greeting Card
Shit Happens Card A rude greetings card with "Shit Happens" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrit...
If You Think I'm a Dick Greeting Card
If You Think I'm a Dick Card A rude greetings card with "If you think I'm a dick you should meet my ..." choose from either brother or father printed on the front. This rude greetings card is gr...