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My Face Tells More People To Fuck Off Greeting Card
My Face Tells More People To Fuck Off Card A rude greetings card with "My face tells more people to fuck off than my mouth does" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyon...
You Make Me Wetter Greeting Card
You Make Me Wetter Card A rude greetings card with "You Make Me Wetter Than An Otter's Pocket" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The ...
Hey Siri Occasions Greeting Card
Hey Siri Occasions Card For those that are too lazy to spend time perusing the card aisle and rely on "Siri", this card is just perfect for you to send. Choose you occasion and add a name! This ...
Don't Make Me Use My Teacher Voice Greeting Card
Don't Make Me Use My Teacher Voice CardA novelty greetings card with "Don't Make Me Use My Teacher Voice" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any ...
Fuck Off Top Secret Greeting Card
Fuck Off Top Secret Card A rude greetings card with "Fuck Off" in a top secret style font printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insid...
Downloading Greeting Card
Downloading Card A novelty greetings card with "Downloading" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to hand...
Hey Siri Occasions Greeting Card
Hey Siri Occasions Card For those that are too lazy to spend time perusing the card aisle and rely on "Siri", this card is just perfect for you to send. Choose you occasion and add a name! This ...
I Love Saying Twat Greeting Card
I Love Saying Twat CardA rude greetings card with "I Love Saying Twat" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank...
Mummy You're My Hero Greeting Card
Mummy You're My Hero CardA rude greetings card with "Mummy You're My Hero But My Daddy Thinks You're A Bitch" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ide...
Fibonacci Greeting Card
Fibonacci Card A geeky greetings card with "Fibonacci it's as easy as 1, 1, 2, 3" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bl...
My Darling Greeting Card
My Darling CardA novelty greetings card with "My Darling Husband/Wife, we have been through so much together, most of it your fault." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great f...
Nurses Can't Fix Stupid Greeting Card
Nurses Can't Fix Stupid CardA novelty greetings card with "Nurses Can't Fix Stupid" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The...
Merry Christmas... Swearing Greeting Card
Merry Christmas... Swearing Card A rude greetings card with a fun Santa graphic and 'Merry Christmas ...", choose from bitch or wanker printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for ...
Delusions Of Adequacy Greeting Card
Delusions Of Adequacy Card A geeky greetings card with "I Have Delusions Of Adequacy" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside i...
Cunty Bollocks Greeting Card
Cunty Bollocks CardA rude greetings card with "Cunty Bollocks" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you to handwr...
Keep Calm It's Almost The End Of Term Greeting Card
Keep Calm It's Almost The End Of Term CardA novelty greetings card with "Keep Calm It's Almost The End Of Term" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal fo...
I'm Not Lazy Greeting Card
I'm Not Lazy Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm Not Lazy I'm Buffering" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
Fucker In Charge Greeting Card
Fucker In Charge Card A rude greetings card with "The Fucker In Charge Of You Fucking Fucks" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The in...
If You Think I'm a Bitch Greeting Card
If You Think I'm a Bitch Card A rude greetings card with "If you think I'm a bitch you should meet my ..." choose from either sister or mother printed on the front. This rude greetings card is g...
Jesus Loves You...Swearing Greeting Card
Jesus Loves You...Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "Jesus Loves You, Everyone Else Thinks You're A ..." and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings card is gr...