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You're Divorced Bitch Greeting Card
You're Divorced Bitch CardA rude greetings card with "You're Divorced. Thank Fuck For That, That Bitch Was Crazy" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...
Christmas Can Fuck Off Greeting Card
Christmas Can Fuck Off Card A rude greetings card with "Christmas Can Fuck Off" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
R2D2 In Love Greeting Card
R2D2 In Love Card A geeky greetings card with an R2D2 graphic showing him in love printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blan...
Class Of 2023 Greeting Card
Class Of 2023 Card A novelty greetings card with "Class Of 2023" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to ...
I Love BDSM Greeting Card
I Love BDSM Card A rude greetings card with a heart shape graphic comprised of various adult toys and "I Love BDSM" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal f...
Mother Fucker Greeting Card
Mother Fucker Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Father's Day Mother Fucker" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blan...
Don't Make Me Use My Teacher Voice Greeting Card
Don't Make Me Use My Teacher Voice CardA novelty greetings card with "Don't Make Me Use My Teacher Voice" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any ...
From The Child You Inherited Greeting Card
From The Child You Inherited Card A rude greetings card with "With Love From The Child You Inherited When You Decided To Shack Up With My ..." Mum or Dad printed on the front. This rude greeting...
If You Think I'm a Bitch Greeting Card
If You Think I'm a Bitch Card A rude greetings card with "If you think I'm a bitch you should meet my ..." choose from either sister or mother printed on the front. This rude greetings card is g...
No1 Programmer Greeting Card
No1 Programmer Card A geeky greetings card with "World's Number [0] Programmer" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blan...
Glazed Doughnut Greeting Card
Glazed Doughnut CardA rude greetings card with "I Want To Sit On You And Glaze You Like A Doughnut" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion....
Jesus Is Watching You Greeting Card
Jesus Is Watching You Card A rude greetings card with "Jesus Is Watching You He’s Probably Touching Himself" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal fo...
Teaching Assistants Greeting Card
Teaching Assistants Card A novelty greetings card with "Teaching Assistants never complain but they do wine" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for a...
A Cunt You Are Greeting Card
A Cunt You Are Card A rude greetings card with a cute Yoda graphic and the phrase A Cunt You Are (let us know in the order notes if you would like a different swearword) printed on the front. This...
Happy Shag Day Greeting Card
Happy Shag Day Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Shag Day" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to hand...
I'll Suck Yours Greeting Card
I'll Suck Yours Card A rude greetings card with "I'll Suck Yours If You Suck/Lick Mine" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
I Don't Always Test My Code Greeting Card
I Don't Always Test My Code Card A geeky greetings card with "I Don't Always Test My Code But When I Do, It's In Production" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone a...
Shit Happens Greeting Card
Shit Happens Card A rude greetings card with "Shit Happens" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrit...
Lesbians Eat What Greeting Card
Lesbians Eat What Card A rude greetings card with "Lesbians Eat What?!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
Cunt Muffin Greeting Card
Cunt Muffin CardA rude greetings card with "Cunt Muffin" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you to handwrite yo...