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Happy Birthday - Little Shit Greeting Card
Happy Birthday - Little Shit Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Birthda From Your Little Shit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. ...
Coffin Dodging Oxygen Thief Greeting Card
Coffin Dodging Oxygen Thief Card A rude greetings card with "Have An Awful Birthday You Coffin Dodging Oxygen Thief" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal ...
May The Force Be With You Greeting Card
May The Force Be With You CardA geeky greetings card with "May The Force Be With You" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is...
8 Out Of 10 Cats Greeting Card
8 Out Of 10 Cats Card A rude greetings card with "8 out of 10 Cats think you're a cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
Polite As Fuck Greeting Card
Polite As Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Polite As Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to hand...
Chief Cunt Greeting Card
Chief Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Chief Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite yo...
Glad Your Mum Didn't Swallow Greeting Card
Glad Your Mum Didn't Swallow Card A rude greetings card with "I'm So Glad Your Mum Didn't Swallow You" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasi...
I'm A Motherfucking Unicorn Greeting Card
I'm A Motherfucking Unicorn Card A rude greetings card with "I'm A Motherfucking Unicorn" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insid...
Fabulous Cunt Greeting Card
Fabulous Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "Fabulous Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you t...
On The First Day of Christmas Greeting Card
On The First Day of Christmas Card A novelty greetings card with "On The First Day of Christmas, Your True Love Gave To You... A Partridge In a Pear Tree Nothing, Because You're Single." printed...
Who Needs Hearts And Flowers Greeting Card
Who Needs Hearts And Flowers Card A rude greetings card with "Who Needs Hearts And Flowers When You Have Handcuffs and Silver Balls" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for a...
Merry Xmas You Magnificent Bastard Greeting Card
Merry Xmas You Magnificent Bastard Card A rude greetings card with "Merry Christmas You Magnificent Bastard" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any ...
Even Jesus Thinks You're A Cunt Greeting Card
Even Jesus Thinks You're A Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "Even Jesus Thinks You're A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any oc...
Hey You There Greeting Card
Hey You There Card A rude greetings card with "Hey, you there: Fuck off. And when you get there, fuck off from there too. Then fuck off some more. Keep fucking off until you get back here. Then...
You Make My Fanny Flutter Greeting Card - White, A5
You Make My Fanny Flutter CardA rude greetings card with 'You Make My Fanny Flutter' printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is bla...
I'm Not Autistic Greeting Card
I'm Not Autistic Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Not Autistic, I'm Just an Arsehole" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insid...
Never Mind Greeting Card
Never Mind CardA rude greetings card with "Never Mind You'll Be Dead Soon" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for y...
DILLIGAF Greeting Card
DILLIGAF CardA rude greetings card with "DILLIGAF", the acronym for "Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion...
Decorative Cunt Greeting Card
Decorative Cunt Card A rude greetings card with ""Cunt" in a decorative and ornate font" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insi...
You Make My Cock Rock Greeting Card
You Make My Cock Rock Card A rude greetings card with "You Make My Cock Rock" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...