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Crazy Cat Lady Greeting Card
Crazy Cat Lady Card A rude greetings card with "Crazy Cat Lady" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to hand...
Google Gives You Answers Greeting Card
Google Gives You Answers Card A geeky greetings card with "When life gives you questions Google gives you answers" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal f...
I Do Not Spew Profanities Greeting Card
I Do Not Spew Profanities Card A rude greetings card with "I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for ...
Morning People Greeting Card
Morning People Card A novelty greetings card with "I Don't Like Morning People. Or Mornings. Or People." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any ...
Happy Fucking Fathers Day Greeting Card
Happy Fucking Fathers Day Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Fucking Fathers Day" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
Downloading Greeting Card
Downloading Card A novelty greetings card with "Downloading" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to hand...
The Box Said Requires Windows 95 So I Installed Linux Greeting Card
The Box Said Requires Windows 95 So I Installed Linux Card A geeky greetings card with "The Box Said Requires Windows 95 So I Installed Linux" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is ...
Arse Munching Thundercunt Greeting Card
Arse Munching Thundercunt Card A rude greetings card with "Arse Munching Thundercunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
Not Going To Suck-Lick Itself Greeting Card
Not Going To Suck-Lick Itself Card A rude greetings card with either "It's Not Going To Suck Itself" or "It's Not Going To Lick Itself" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great ...
Grumpy Fucker Greeting Card
Grumpy Fucker CardA rude greetings card with "Grumpy Fucker" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you t...
My Darling Greeting Card
My Darling CardA novelty greetings card with "My Darling Husband/Wife, we have been through so much together, most of it your fault." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great f...
Dear Santa, Yes, I’ve Been Naughty Greeting Card
Dear Santa, Yes, I’ve Been Naughty Card A rude greetings card with "Dear Santa, Yes, I’ve been naughty this year, but it was worth it you fat judgmental bastard." printed on the fron...
Grillmaster Greeting Card
Grillmaster Card A novelty greetings card with "Grillmaster" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to hand...
Top Cunt Greeting Card
Top Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Top Cunt" in an iconic Top Gun like logo printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bl...
Sit On My Face Greeting Card
Sit On My Face Card A rude greetings card with "Sit On My Face" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to hand...
Someone Hand Me the Prosecco Greeting Card
Someone Hand Me the Prosecco Card A novelty greetings card with "Someone Hand Me the Prosecco & Watch Me Get Fabulous!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ...
A Fuck For All Occasions Greeting Card
A Fuck For All Occasions Card A rude greetings card with "Fuck" and a range of options - "You", "It", "Off", "This", "That" and "Everything" printed on the front. This rude greetings...
Morse Code Cunt Greeting Card
Morse Code Cunt Card A rude greetings card with " "Cunt" in Morse Code" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for y...
Fresh As A Fucking Daisy Greeting Card
Fresh As A Fucking Daisy Card A rude greetings card with "Fresh As A Fucking Daisy" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is b...
Geeky Cunt Greeting Card
Geeky Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Geeky Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite yo...