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Clusterfuck Greeting Card
Clusterfuck Card A rude greetings card with "Clusterfuck (n) 1. A chaotic, disorganised and mismanaged situation." and for 2. choose either the Labour Party or the Conservative Party or you can ...
Foreplay Is For Pussies Greeting Card
Foreplay Is For Pussies Card A rude greetings card with "Foreplay Is For Pussies" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
I Smile Because You're My Mother Greeting Card
I Smile Because You're My Mother Card A rude greetings card with “I Smile Because You’re My Mother I Laugh Because There Is Fuck All You Can Do About It” or you can also choose ...
Feed Me Cake Greeting Card
Feed Me Cake CardA novelty greetings card with "Feed Me Cake And Tell Me I'm Pretty" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside i...
Scrabble Tiles You Fuck Greeting Card
Scrabble Tiles You Fuck CardA rude greetings card with the words "You Fuck" spelled out in the style of Scrabble tiles printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ide...
May The F=ma Be With You Greeting Card
May The F=ma Be With You Card A geeky greetings card with "May The F=ma Be With You" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
Today I Choose To Be A Unicorn Greeting Card
Today I Choose To Be A Unicorn Card A novelty greetings card with "Today I Choose To Be A Unicorn" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasio...
Sniff My Greeting Card
Sniff My Card A rude greetings card with "Sniff My Cunt" or "Sniff My Cock" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
Sarcasm Loading Greeting Card
Sarcasm Loading Card A novelty greetings card with "Sarcasm Loading Please Wait..." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside i...
Gay As Fuck Greeting Card
Gay As Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Gay As Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite ...
I'm With The Milf Greeting Card
I'm With The Milf Card A rude greetings card with "I'm With The Milf" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
Scottish As Fuck Greeting Card
Scottish As Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Scottish As Fuck" below a Scottish thistle graphic printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion...
The Customer Isn't Always Right Greeting Card
The Customer Isn't Always Right Card A rude greetings card with "The Customer Isn't Always Right, Sometimes The Customer Is A Complete Cunt!" or "The Customer Isn't Always Right, Sometimes The ...
Losing My Shit Greeting Card
Losing My Shit Card A rude greetings card with "I'm This Close To Losing My Shit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
You Make My Pussy Go Gushy Greeting Card
You Make My Pussy Go Gushy Card A rude greetings card with "You Make My Pussy Go Gushy" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
Unix Operating System Greeting Card
Unix Operating System CardA geeky greetings card with "I use a UNIX based operating system, which means I get laid about as often as I reboot my computer" printed on the front. This geeky greeti...
Stronger Word Than Fuck Greeting Card
Stronger Word Than Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "I’ve Reached A Point In My Life Where I Need A Stronger Word Than Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for...
I Love Porn Greeting Card
I Love Porn CardA rude greetings card with "I Love Porn" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you to ha...
Death Of My Motivation Greeting Card
Death Of My Motivation Card A novelty greetings card with "Wearing All Black To Mourn The Death Of My Motivation" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal ...
Cunt Heart Greeting Card
Cunt Heart CardA rude greetings card with a heart shaped word cloud filled with the word cunt over and over printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occ...