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Coronavirus Ruined My Birthday Greeting Card
Coronavirus Ruined My Birthday Card A novelty greetings card with "Coronavirus Ruined My Birthday" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasio...
I Drink And I Know Things Greeting Card
I Drink And I Know Things Card A novelty greetings card with "I Drink And I Know Things" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The ins...
A Day Over 60 Greeting Card
A Day Over 60 CardA rude greetings card with "You Don't Look A Day Over *Age*" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank f...
Clusterfuck Greeting Card
Clusterfuck Card A rude greetings card with "Clusterfuck (n) 1. A chaotic, disorganised and mismanaged situation." and for 2. choose either the Labour Party or the Conservative Party or you can ...
Both Of Us Can't Look This Good Greeting Card
Both Of Us Can't Look This Good Card A novelty greetings card with "Both of us can't look this good it's either me or the house." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for a...
May The F=ma Be With You Greeting Card
May The F=ma Be With You Card A geeky greetings card with "May The F=ma Be With You" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
Happy Mother's Day (I'm Glad You Didn't Swallow) Greeting Card
Happy Mother's Day (I'm Glad You Didn't Swallow) CardA rude greetings card with "Happy Mother's Day (I'm Glad You Didn't Swallow)" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for any...
You're Leaving Greeting Card
You're Leaving Card A rude greetings card with "You're Leaving...Who's Going To Be The Office ... Now?" and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for ...
Not as Old As Next Year Greeting Card
Not as Old As Next Year CardA novelty greetings card with "At least you are not as old as you will be next year" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal f...
I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep Greeting Card
I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep CardA rude greetings card with "I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep" and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings car...
I'm Sexy And I Snow It Greeting Card
I'm Sexy And I Snow It Chrsitmas Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm Sexy And I Snow It" printed on the front. Send this funny Christmas card to send this winter. The inside is blank for you...
Where's All My Bitches At Greeting Card
Where's All My Bitches At Card A rude greetings card with "Where's All My Bitches At?" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside i...
I Do Anal Greeting Card
I Do Anal Card A rude greetings card with "I Do Anal" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite your...
Coffee Because I Need It, Wine Because I Deserve It Greeting Card
Coffee Because I Need It, Wine Because I Deserve It Card A novelty greetings card with "Coffee Because I Need It Wine Because I Deserve It" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is g...
Grumpy Old Fart Greeting Card
Grumpy Old Fart CardA rude greetings card with "Grumpy Old Fart" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for y...
Casual Sex Greeting Card
Casual Sex Card A rude greetings card with "It's Not Casual Sex If You Make A Big Deal Out Of It" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
I'm Outdoorsy Greeting Card
I'm Outdoorsy Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm Outdoorsy I like To Drink On Patios" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The i...
Gym I Thought You Said Gin! Greeting Card
Gym I Thought You Said Gin! Card A novelty greetings card with "Gym? I Thought You Said Gin!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
I'm Not A Proctologist Greeting Card
I'm Not A Proctologist Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Not A Proctologist But I Know An Arsehole When I See One" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...
Happy Valentines Day Swearing Greeting Card
Happy Valentines Day Swearing Card A rude greetings card with a cute heart graphic and “Happy Valentines Day ...” choose from cunt, bitch or wanker printed on the front. This rude gree...