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Casual Sex Greeting Card
Casual Sex Card A rude greetings card with "It's Not Casual Sex If You Make A Big Deal Out Of It" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
Velociraptor Greeting Card
Velociraptor Card A geeky greetings card with "velociraptor = d raptor / t raptor " printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is ...
Fuck Off, I'm Busy Greeting Card
Fuck Off, I'm Busy CardA rude greetings card with "Fuck Off, I'm Busy" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank...
Least Fucks Given Greeting Card
Least Fucks Given Card A rude greetings card with "Least Fucks Given" in a red rosette printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside i...
Someone Out There Loves You Greeting Card
Someone Out There Loves You Card A rude greetings card with "Someone out there loves you" printed on the front and "not me though I think you're a cunt" printed on the inside. This rude greeti...
You Make My Cunt Grunt Greeting Card
You Make My Cunt Grunt Card A rude greetings card with "You Make My Cunt Grunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
I Do Anal Greeting Card
I Do Anal Card A rude greetings card with "I Do Anal" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite your...
Scrabble Tiles Fucktard Greeting Card
Scrabble Tiles Fucktard CardA rude greetings card with the word "Fucktard" spelled out in the style of Scrabble tiles printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...
Bah Fucking Humbug Greeting Card
Bah Fucking Humbug Card A rude greetings card with a drunk Santa graphic and "Bah Fucking Humbug" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Middle Finger Greeting Card
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Middle Finger CardA rude greetings card with 29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ and An Extended Middle Finger (alternatively choose your own age) printed on the front. This rude greetings c...
There Is No Cloud Greeting Card
There Is No Cloud Card A geeky greetings card with "There Is No Cloud It's Just Someone Else's Computer" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occ...
Little Miss Cunty Greeting Card
Little Miss Cunty CardA rude greetings card with "Little Miss Cunty" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you to ...
Season To Get Shitfaced Greeting Card
Season To Get Shitfaced Card A rude greetings card with "Tis The Season To Get Shitfaced" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insid...
Unix Operating System Greeting Card
Unix Operating System CardA geeky greetings card with "I use a UNIX based operating system, which means I get laid about as often as I reboot my computer" printed on the front. This geeky greeti...
You Make My Willy Go Silly Greeting Card
You Make My Willy Go Silly Card A rude greetings card with "You Make My Willy Go Silly" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
I Hate Being Bipolar Greeting Card
I Hate Being Bipolar Card A rude greetings card with "I Hate Being Bipolar, It's Awesome!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insi...
Love Programming Greeting Card
Love Programming Card A geeky greetings card with "I Hate Programming, I Hate Programming, I Hate Programming, It Works, I Love Programming" a cycle every software developer knows too well print...
Oh Look Greeting Card
Oh Look Card A rude greetings card with "Oh Look! Another Fuck I Don't Give" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank fo...
King Cunt Greeting Card
King Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "King Cunt" and a gold marble effect background printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside ...
Jesus Died For Nothing Greeting Card
Jesus Died For Nothing Card A rude greetings card with "If You Don't Sin Jesus Died For Nothing" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...