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Office Abuse Greeting Card
Office Abuse Card A rude greetings card with "Office … " and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The in...
Your Knob Still Does the Job Greeting Card
Your Knob Still Does the Job Card A rude greetings card with "Your Knob Still Does the Job" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The ins...
It's Not You It's Your Grammar Greeting Card
It's Not You It's Your Grammar Card A novelty greetings card with "It's Not You It's Your Grammar" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasio...
You Make My Fanny Flutter Greeting Card
You Make My Fanny Flutter Card A rude greetings card with "You Make My Fanny Flutter" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
I Work Because Greeting Card
I Work Because Card A rude greetings card with "I Work Because I Love This Shit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blan...
I Won't Keep Calm And You Can Fuck Off Greeting Card
I Won't Keep Calm And You Can Fuck Off Card A rude greetings card with "I Won't Keep Calm And You Can Fuck Off" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for a...
Santa Knows You've Been A Cunt Greeting Card
Santa Knows You've Been A Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Santa Knows You've Been A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The...
Dad As Funny As You Greeting Card
Dad As Funny As You Card A novelty greetings card with "Dad, When I Grow Up I Want To Be As Funny As You Think You Are" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ...
Sex Pest Greeting Card
Sex Pest Card A rude greetings card with "Sex Pest" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite your o...
I Love It When She Bends Over Greeting Card
I Love It When She Bends Over Card A novelty greetings card with "I Love It When She Bends Over" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion....
Attitude Problem Greeting Card
Attitude Problem CardA rude greetings card with "I Don't Have An Attitude Problem You Stupid Fucking Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any oc...
Ho Ho Ho Motherfucker Greeting Card
Ho Ho Ho Motherfucker Card A rude greetings card with "Ho Ho Ho Motherfucker" and festive graphics printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. ...
Hey You There Greeting Card
Hey You There Card A rude greetings card with "Hey, you there: Fuck off. And when you get there, fuck off from there too. Then fuck off some more. Keep fucking off until you get back here. Then...
You're Divorced Dick Greeting Card
You're Divorced Dick CardA rude greetings card with "You're Divorced. Thank Fuck For That, That Dick Was Crazy" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for a...
I Became A Teacher Greeting Card
I Became A Teacher Card A novelty greetings card with "I Became A Teacher for the Fame & Money" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. ...
Clusterfuck Greeting Card
Clusterfuck Card A rude greetings card with "Clusterfuck (n) 1. A chaotic, disorganised and mismanaged situation." and for 2. choose either the Labour Party or the Conservative Party or you can ...
Thanks Dad Greeting Card
Thanks Dad Card A rude greetings card with "Thanks Dad For Creating A Fucking Legend" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
I'm Having An Absolute .... Of A Day Greeting Card
I'm Having An Absolute .... Of A Day Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Having An Absolute .... Of A Day" choose from cunt, bitch or fucker to best describe your day printed on the front. This...
Date A Programmer Greeting Card
Date A Programmer Card A geeky greetings card with "Date A Programmer We Break Code Not Hearts" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
Don't Be A Cunt ~ Buddha Greeting Card
Don't Be A Cunt ~ Buddha Card A rude greetings card with "Don't Be A Cunt ~ Buddha" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is b...