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Nurses Like It Harder Greeting Card
Nurses Like It Harder Card A novelty greetings card with "Nurses Like It Harder, Deeper, Faster - CPR Saves Lives" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...
Not Going to Spank Itself Greeting Card
Not Going to Spank Itself Card A rude greetings card with "It's Not Going to Spank Itself" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insi...
Glad You Didnt Swallow Greeting Card
Glad You Didnt Swallow Card A rude greetings card with "Mum, I'm So Glad You Didn't Swallow" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The in...
Today I Choose To Be A Unicorn Greeting Card - White, A5
Today I Choose To Be A Unicorn CardA novelty greetings card with 'Today I Choose To Be A Unicorn' printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.T...
Congratu-fucking-lations Greeting Card
Congratu-fucking-lations Card A rude greetings card with "Congratu-fucking-lations" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is b...
So Cute I'm Adopted Greeting Card
So Cute I'm Adopted Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm So Cute I Must Have Been Adopted" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
Personalised Age and Fucking Fabulous Greeting Card
Personalised Age and Fucking Fabulous Card A rude greetings card with "*Age* and Fucking Fabulous" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. ...
A Fuck For All Occasions Greeting Card
A Fuck For All Occasions Card A rude greetings card with "Fuck" and a range of options - "You", "It", "Off", "This", "That" and "Everything" printed on the front. This rude greetings...
Zero Fox Given Greeting Card
Zero Fox Given Card A rude greetings card with "Zero Fox Given" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to hand...
I Smile Because You're My Father Greeting Card
I Smile Because You're My Father Card A rude greetings card with “I Smile Because You’re My Father I Laugh Because There Is Fuck All You Can Do About It” or you can also choose b...
My Only Regret Greeting Card
My Only Regret Card A rude greetings card with "My Only Regret Is That I Didn't Tell More People To Fuck Off" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any...
Intelligent Classy Mum Greeting Card
Intelligent Classy Mum Card A rude greetings card with “I’m An Intelligent Classy Well Educated Mum Who Says … A Lot” and your choice of either cunt or fuck printed on the ...
Losing My Shit Greeting Card - White, A5
Losing My Shit CardA rude greetings card with 'I'm This Close To Losing My Shit' printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank f...
Behind Every Angry Woman Greeting Card
Behind Every Angry Woman Card A rude greetings card with "Remebber, behind every angry woman is a man who has no idea what the fuck he did wrong..." printed on the front. This rude greetings car...
Morse Code Cunt Greeting Card
Morse Code Cunt Card A rude greetings card with " "Cunt" in Morse Code" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for y...
Nothing For You Bitch Greeting Card
Nothing For You Bitch Card A rude greetings card with "Nothing For You Bitch I've Seen Your Facebook Page" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any oc...
Love You To The Death Star And Back Greeting Card
Love You To The Death Star And Back Card A geeky greetings card with "Love You To The Death Star And Back" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any o...
One Year Closer to Bingo Greeting Card
One Year Closer to Bingo Card A novelty greetings card with "One Year Closer to Bingo And Big Knickers" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any oc...
Your Knob Still Does the Job Greeting Card
Your Knob Still Does the Job Card A rude greetings card with "Your Knob Still Does the Job" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The ins...
Cock Gobbling Thundercunt Greeting Card
Cock Gobbling Thundercunt Card A rude greetings card with "Cock Gobbling Thundercunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...