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I Don't Speak Stupid Greeting Card
I Don't Speak Stupid Card A rude greetings card with "I' Sorry I Don't Speak Stupid" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is ...
Personalised Valentines Swearing Greeting Card
Personalised Valentines Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "*Name*, it might be Valentines but you're still a ..." choose from cunt, twat or dick printed on the front. This rude greetings ...
I'm Not A Gynaecologist Greeting Card
I'm Not A Gynaecologist CardA rude greetings card with "I'm Not A Gynaecologist" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The insid...
I Love Your Birthday Greeting Card
I Love Your Birthday Card A novelty greetings card with "I Love Your Birthday. It Reminds Me How Much Older You Are Than Me. Happy Birthday." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is...
I Only Drink Prosecco On Two Occasions Greeting Card
I Only Drink Prosecco On Two Occasions Card A novelty greetings card with "I Only Drink Prosecco On Two Occasions When It's My Birthday And When It's Not" printed on the front. This novelty gree...
I Don't Sugar Coat Shit, I'm Not Willy Wonka Greeting Card
I Don't Sugar Coat Shit, I'm Not Willy Wonka CardA rude greetings card with "I Don't Sugar Coat Shit, I'm Not Willy Wonka" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ...
Personalised I'm A Cunt Greeting Card
Personalised I'm A Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "I'm *Name* And I'm A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is b...
Cock Gobbling Spunk Trumpet Greeting Card
Cock Gobbling Spunk Trumpet Card A rude greetings card with "Cock Gobbling Spunk Trumpet" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insid...
Queen Of Every Fucking Thing Greeting Card
Queen Of Every Fucking Thing CardA rude greetings card with "Queen Of Every Fucking Thing" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The insid...
Christmas Cheer Greeting Card
Christmas Cheer Card A novelty greetings card with "I Run on Beer And Christmas Cheer" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insid...
I'm A Fucking Genius Greeting Card
I'm A Fucking Genius Card A rude greetings card with "I'm A Fucking Genius" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Lord & Lady Cuntington Greeting Card
Lord & Lady Cuntington Card A rude greetings card with either Lord or Lady Cuntington of Cuntsville printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
Ruined Your Vagina Greeting Card
Ruined Your Vagina Card A rude greetings card with "Mum, Sorry I Ruined Your Vagina" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is ...
Intelligent Classy Mum Greeting Card
Intelligent Classy Mum Card A rude greetings card with “I’m An Intelligent Classy Well Educated Mum Who Says … A Lot” and your choice of either cunt or fuck printed on the ...
Thanks For All The Orgasms Greeting Card
Thanks For All The Orgasms Card A rude greetings card with "Thanks For All The Orgasms" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
Slapped Arse Greeting Card
Slapped Arse Card A rude greetings card with "face like a slapped arse" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
Fat Kid Loves Cake Greeting Card
Fat Kid Loves Cake Card A novelty greetings card with "I Love You Like A Fat Kid Loves Cake!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
Cunt of the Year Greeting Card
Cunt of the Year Card A rude greetings card with a red rosette and "Cunt of the Year" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
Twitter #ChiefTwat Greeting Card
Twitter #ChiefTwat Card A rude greetings card with the Twitter bird and "#ChiefTwat" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is ...
Someone Hand Me the Prosecco Greeting Card
Someone Hand Me the Prosecco Card A novelty greetings card with "Someone Hand Me the Prosecco & Watch Me Get Fabulous!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ...