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Tinsel Tits Greeting Card
Tinsel Tits Card A rude greetings card with "Tinsel Tits" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite ...
If I Were A Jedi Greeting Card
If I Were A Jedi Card A geeky greetings card with "If I Were A Jedi, There Is A 100% Chance I Would Use The Force Inappropriately" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for an...
Little Girls Cry Greeting Card
Little Girls Cry Card A rude greetings card with "Little Girls Cry, Big Girls Say Fuck." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside...
Ready To Jingle Greeting Card
Ready To Jingle Card A novelty greetings card with "Single And Ready To Jingle" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bl...
Personalised Age And Still A Cunt Greeting Card
Personalised Age And Still A Cunt Card A rude greetings card with a star burst graphic and the ability to personalise the age in the slogan "*Age* and Still A Cunt" printed on the front. This ru...
Hard To Buy Gifts For Greeting Card
Hard To Buy Gifts For Card A novelty greetings card with "You're So Hard To Buy Gifts For So Just Enjoy This Carefully Selected *Gift* And The Joy Of Having Me In Your Life" printed on the front...
Ultimate Swearing Greeting Card
Ultimate Swearing CardA rude greetings card with all your favourite swear words in one glorious word cloud. Printed with cunt, fuck, arse, bollocks, thundercunt, shit stain, tits, wanker, shit, co...
Happy Birthday Jesus! Greeting Card
Happy Birthday Jesus! Card A novelty greetings card with "Happy Birthday Jesus!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is b...
Show Us Your Kitties Greeting Card
Show Us Your Kitties Card A novelty greetings card with "Show Us Your Kitties" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
In Dog Years Greeting Card
In Dog Years CardA rude greetings card with "In Dog Years, You're Dead" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you ...
Mum Yoda Best Greeting Card
Mum Yoda Best Card A geeky greetings card with "Mum Yoda Best" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to hand...
Hey Siri Occasions Greeting Card
Hey Siri Occasions Card For those that are too lazy to spend time perusing the card aisle and rely on "Siri", this card is just perfect for you to send. Choose you occasion and add a name! This ...
Binary 1 2 3 Greeting Card
Binary 1 2 3 Card A geeky greetings card with "Binary It's as easy as 01 10 11" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blan...
Bum Me This Valentine's Greeting Card
Bum Me This Valentine's Card A rude greetings card with "Bum Me This Valentine's" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
Opinions Up Your Arse Greeting Card
Opinions Up Your Arse Card A rude greetings card with "A Good Place To Put Your Opinions Is Up Your Arse" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occ...
A Fuck For All Occasions Greeting Card
A Fuck For All Occasions Card A rude greetings card with "Fuck" and a range of options - "You", "It", "Off", "This", "That" and "Everything" printed on the front. This rude greetings...
Cure For Tourettes Greeting Card
Cure For Tourettes CardA rude greetings card with "What Do We Want? A Cure For Tourettes. When Do We Want It? Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone a...
I Love My Rabbit Greeting Card
I Love My Rabbit CardA rude greetings card with "I Love My Rabbit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for...
Having A Dirty Mind Greeting Card
Having A Dirty Mind Card A novelty greetings card with "Having A Dirty Mind Makes Ordinary Conversations Much More Interesting" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for any...
Dumbfuckery To A Minimum Greeting Card
Dumbfuckery To A Minimum Card A rude greetings card with "Let's Keep The Dumbfuckery To A Minimum Today" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occa...