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Personalised Name Rhymes with Cunt Greeting Card
Personalised Name Rhymes with Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Did you know, the name *Custom Name* rhymes with cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ...
Alcohol And Calculus Greeting Card
Alcohol And Calculus Card A geeky greetings card with "Alcohol And Calculus Don't Drink And Derive" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion...
Stagger On Beer Greeting Card
Stagger On Beer Card A novelty greetings card with "I Can't Walk On Water But I Can Stagger On Beer" (or any other favourite tipple) printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great fo...
Fuck This Shit Greeting Card
Fuck This Shit Card A rude greetings card with "Fuck This Shit" in a fridge magnet style font printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The i...
Never Mistake My Silence For Weakness Greeting Card
Never Mistake My Silence For Weakness Card A novelty greetings card with "Never mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud." printed on the front. This novelty greetings car...
Ultimate Swearing Greeting Card
Ultimate Swearing CardA rude greetings card with all your favourite swear words in one glorious word cloud. Printed with cunt, fuck, arse, bollocks, thundercunt, shit stain, tits, wanker, shit, co...
You're A Dickhead But I Love You! Greeting Card
You're A Dickhead But I Love You! CardA rude greetings card with "You're A Dickhead But I Love You!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for an...
Who's The Daddy Greeting Card
Who's The Daddy Card A geeky greetings card with "Who's The Daddy" and a Darth Vader like graphic printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. ...
Chill The Fuck Out Greeting Card
Chill The Fuck Out Card A rude greetings card with "Chill The Fuck Out" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
Super Twat Greeting Card
Super Twat Card A rude greetings card with "Super Twat" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite yo...
Merry Fucking Christmas You Grumpy... Swearing Greeting Card
Merry Fucking Christmas You Grumpy... Swearing Card A rude greetings card with a grumpy face, colourful Christmassy snowflakes and the legend "Merry Fucking Christmas You Grumpy"... choose from ...
Fuck Everything Become A Pirate Greeting Card
Fuck Everything Become A Pirate Card A rude greetings card with "Fuck Everything Become A Pirate" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
Thanks Dad - All My Shit Greeting Card
Thanks Dad - All My Shit Card A rude greetings card with "Thanks Dad For Putting Up With All My Shit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasio...
I Love It When She Bends Over Greeting Card
I Love It When She Bends Over Card A novelty greetings card with "I Love It When She Bends Over" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion....
Ladylike Motherfucker Greeting Card
Ladylike Motherfucker Card A rude greetings card with "Ladylike Motherfucker" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
You Complete Me - Boys Greeting Card
You Complete Me - Boys Card A novelty greetings card with "You Complete Me" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank ...
I Don't Sugar Coat Shit, I'm Not Willy Wonka Greeting Card
I Don't Sugar Coat Shit, I'm Not Willy Wonka CardA rude greetings card with "I Don't Sugar Coat Shit, I'm Not Willy Wonka" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ...
Personalised Age And Still A Cunt Greeting Card
Personalised Age And Still A Cunt Card A rude greetings card with a star burst graphic and the ability to personalise the age in the slogan "*Age* and Still A Cunt" printed on the front. This ru...
I Love Microsoft Greeting Card - White, A5
I Love Microsoft CardA geeky greetings card with 'I Love Microsoft' printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you to ha...
Cunt of the Year Greeting Card
Cunt of the Year Card A rude greetings card with a red rosette and "Cunt of the Year" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...