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Downloading Greeting Card
Downloading Card A novelty greetings card with "Downloading" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to hand...
You Make Me Wetter Greeting Card
You Make Me Wetter Card A rude greetings card with "You Make Me Wetter Than An Otter's Pocket" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The ...
Give A Fuck Greeting Card
Give A Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Do I Look Like I Give A Fuck?" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
I Don't Always Test My Code Greeting Card
I Don't Always Test My Code Card A geeky greetings card with "I Don't Always Test My Code But When I Do, It's In Production" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone a...
Fuck Off Top Secret Greeting Card
Fuck Off Top Secret Card A rude greetings card with "Fuck Off" in a top secret style font printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insid...
Personalised Fucking Hates People Greeting Card
Personalised Fucking Hates People Card A rude greetings card with "*Name* Fucking Hates People", personalised with your chosen name printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for an...
I'm Not Santa Greeting Card
I'm Not Santa Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm Not Santa But You Can Sit On My Lap" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The i...
Like Mother Greeting Card
Like Mother Card A rude greetings card with "Like Mother Like Daughter (Oh Shit)" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
Even The Dog Thinks You're A Cunt Greeting Card
Even The Dog Thinks You're A Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "Even The Dog Thinks You're A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for an...
Happy Birthday - Little Shit Greeting Card
Happy Birthday - Little Shit Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Birthda From Your Little Shit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. ...
Up Yours Emoji Greeting Card
Up Yours Emoji Card A rude greetings card with an Up Yours emoji printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handw...
Merry Cuntmas Greeting Card
Merry Cuntmas Card A rude greetings card with "Merry Cuntmas" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwr...
You're A Dickhead But I Love You! Greeting Card
You're A Dickhead But I Love You! CardA rude greetings card with "You're A Dickhead But I Love You!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for an...
Tiny Willy Greeting Card
Tiny Willy Card A rude greetings card with "I Love You And Your Tiny Willy" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
I Love Your Greeting Card
I Love Your Card A rude greetings card with a colourful heart graphic and I Love Your with a choice of either Cock or Minge printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and i...
I'd Rather Be Stroking My Pussy Greeting Card
I'd Rather Be Stroking My Pussy CardA rude greetings card with "I'd Rather Be Stroking My Pussy" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any oc...
Stagger On Beer Greeting Card
Stagger On Beer Card A novelty greetings card with "I Can't Walk On Water But I Can Stagger On Beer" (or any other favourite tipple) printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great fo...
NATO Fuck Off Greeting Card
NATO Fuck Off Card A rude greetings card with the NATO phonetic alphabet for "Fuck Off" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
Cunt Star Greeting Card
Cunt Star Card A rude greetings card with a star shaped word cloud filled with the word cunt over and over printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occa...
You Complete Me Greeting Card
You Complete Me Card A novelty greetings card with "You Complete Me" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...