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Personalised Dad, Husband Greeting Card
Personalised Dad, Husband CardA rude greetings card with "*Name* Dad, Husband, Absolute Fucking Legend" in a superhero style font printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyo...
Who Needs Hearts And Flowers Greeting Card
Who Needs Hearts And Flowers Card A rude greetings card with "Who Needs Hearts And Flowers When You Have Handcuffs and Silver Balls" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for a...
Shit Happens Greeting Card
Shit Happens Card A rude greetings card with "Shit Happens" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrit...
Roses Are #ff0000 Greeting Card
Roses Are #ff0000 Card A geeky greetings card with "Roses Are #ff0000" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
I'm Not Gay But £20 Is £20 Greeting Card
I'm Not Gay But £20 Is £20 CardA rude greetings card with "I'm Not Gay But £20 Is £20" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal ...
I Smile Because You're My Mother Greeting Card
I Smile Because You're My Mother Card A rude greetings card with “I Smile Because You’re My Mother I Laugh Because There Is Fuck All You Can Do About It” or you can also choose ...
Working From Home Greeting Card
Working From Home CardA novelty greetings card with "Working From Home" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is b...
Downloading Greeting Card
Downloading Card A novelty greetings card with "Downloading" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to hand...
Queer As Fuck Greeting Card
Queer As Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Queer As Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwr...
Polite As Fuck Greeting Card
Polite As Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Polite As Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to hand...
Same Bitch Different Day Greeting Card
Same Bitch Different Day Card A rude greetings card with "Same Bitch Different Day" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is b...
Delusions Of Adequacy Greeting Card
Delusions Of Adequacy Card A geeky greetings card with "I Have Delusions Of Adequacy" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside i...
A Wise Man Greeting Card
A Wise Man Card A novelty greetings card with "A Wise Man Once Said Nothing" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
PS Player Greeting Card
PS Player Card A geeky greetings card with a game controller graphic beneath "Player" and the number of your choice printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal ...
Daddy You're My Hero Greeting Card
Daddy You're My Hero CardA rude greetings card with "Daddy You're My Hero, But My Mummy Thinks You're A Dickhead" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...
Personalised Age and Fucking Fabulous Greeting Card
Personalised Age and Fucking Fabulous Card A rude greetings card with "*Age* and Fucking Fabulous" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. ...
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Middle Finger Greeting Card
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Middle Finger CardA rude greetings card with 29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ and An Extended Middle Finger (alternatively choose your own age) printed on the front. This rude greetings c...
Hey Siri Occasions Greeting Card
Hey Siri Occasions Card For those that are too lazy to spend time perusing the card aisle and rely on "Siri", this card is just perfect for you to send. Choose you occasion and add a name! This ...
Thanks Mum Greeting Card
Thanks Mum Card A rude greetings card with "Thanks Mum For Giving Birth To A Fucking Legend" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The in...
The Fuck Up Fairy Greeting Card
The Fuck Up Fairy Card A rude greetings card with "I See The Fuck Up Fairy Has Visited Us Again" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...