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A Dildo for Christmas Greeting Card
A Dildo for Christmas Card A rude greetings card with "I got you a card and a dildo for Christmas. If you don’t like the card then you can go fuck yourself." printed on the front. This rud...
From The Child You Inherited Greeting Card
From The Child You Inherited Card A rude greetings card with "With Love From The Child You Inherited When You Decided To Shack Up With My ..." Mum or Dad printed on the front. This rude greeting...
Mother Fucker Greeting Card
Mother Fucker Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Father's Day Mother Fucker" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blan...
Tastes Like Chicken Greeting Card
Tastes Like Chicken Card A rude greetings card with a cock or pussy graphic and "Tastes Like Chicken" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasi...
Even The Dog Thinks You're A Cunt Greeting Card
Even The Dog Thinks You're A Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "Even The Dog Thinks You're A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for an...
Santa Doesn't Believe In You Greeting Card
Santa Doesn't Believe In You Card A novelty greetings card with "Santa Doesn't Believe In You" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
Hey Siri Occasions Greeting Card
Hey Siri Occasions Card For those that are too lazy to spend time perusing the card aisle and rely on "Siri", this card is just perfect for you to send. Choose you occasion and add a name! This ...
Personalised Text Lights Greeting Card
Personalised Text Lights Card Written in lights! A novelty greetings card with you own personalised text written in a light bulb sign style font printed on the front. This novelty greetings card i...
Queer As Fuck Greeting Card
Queer As Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Queer As Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwr...
Fucker In Charge Greeting Card
Fucker In Charge Card A rude greetings card with "The Fucker In Charge Of You Fucking Fucks" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The in...
You're A Cunt But I Love You! Greeting Card
You're A Cunt But I Love You! CardA rude greetings card with "You're A Cunt But I Love You!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasi...
Mummy You're My Hero Greeting Card
Mummy You're My Hero CardA rude greetings card with "Mummy You're My Hero But My Daddy Thinks You're A Bitch" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ide...
Moany Little Shit Greeting Card
Moany Little Shit Card A rude greetings card with "Moany Little Shit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
Cock Greeting Card
Cock Card A rude greetings card with a splendid cock upon the word "Cock" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for y...
Kill Them With Kindness Greeting Card
Kill Them With Kindness Card A rude greetings card with "Why Kill Them With Kindness ...When You Can Use A Hammer" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal fo...
Feed Me Wine Greeting Card
Feed Me Wine CardA rude greetings card with "Feed Me Wine" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you to handwrite ...
Blow Job Emoji Greeting Card
Blow Job Emoji Card A rude greetings card with a Blow Job emoji printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwr...
What Do We Want Coffee Greeting Card
What Do We Want Coffee Card A rude greetings card with "What Do We Want? Coffee When Do We Want It? I'll Fucking Cut You" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and i...
Nice Beaver Greeting Card
Nice Beaver Card A novelty greetings card with a cute beaver outline graphic and "Nice Beaver!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. ...
Never Mind Greeting Card
Never Mind CardA rude greetings card with "Never Mind You'll Be Dead Soon" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for y...