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You're Divorced Bitch Greeting Card
You're Divorced Bitch CardA rude greetings card with "You're Divorced. Thank Fuck For That, That Bitch Was Crazy" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...
I Haven't Got Tourettes You Really Are A Cunt Greeting Card
I Haven't Got Tourettes You Really Are A Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "I Haven't Got Tourettes You Really Are A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone a...
Hey Siri Occasions Greeting Card
Hey Siri Occasions Card For those that are too lazy to spend time perusing the card aisle and rely on "Siri", this card is just perfect for you to send. Choose you occasion and add a name! This ...
If You Think I'm a Bitch Greeting Card
If You Think I'm a Bitch Card A rude greetings card with "If you think I'm a bitch you should meet my ..." choose from either sister or mother printed on the front. This rude greetings card is g...
On The First Day of Christmas Greeting Card
On The First Day of Christmas Card A novelty greetings card with "On The First Day of Christmas, Your True Love Gave To You... A Partridge In a Pear Tree Nothing, Because You're Single." printed...
I'm A Vegan, You're A Cunt Greeting Card
I'm A Vegan, You're A Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "I'm A Vegan Which Means I Love All Living Things. Except You. You're A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great f...
Mummy You're My Hero Greeting Card
Mummy You're My Hero CardA rude greetings card with "Mummy You're My Hero But My Daddy Thinks You're A Bitch" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ide...
Do I Look Like A Fucking People Person Greeting Card
Do I Look Like A Fucking People Person Card A rude greetings card with "Do I Look Like A Fucking People Person?" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for ...
I'm A Fucking Princess Greeting Card
I'm A Fucking Princess Card A rude greetings card with "I'm A Fucking Princess" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
Queen Cunt Greeting Card
Queen Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "Queen Cunt" on a pink marble effect background printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside...
My Face Tells More People To Fuck Off Greeting Card
My Face Tells More People To Fuck Off Card A rude greetings card with "My face tells more people to fuck off than my mouth does" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyon...
Tastes Like Chicken Greeting Card
Tastes Like Chicken Card A rude greetings card with a cock or pussy graphic and "Tastes Like Chicken" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasi...
Fuck Off Top Secret Greeting Card
Fuck Off Top Secret Card A rude greetings card with "Fuck Off" in a top secret style font printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insid...
Morning People Greeting Card
Morning People Card A novelty greetings card with "I Don't Like Morning People. Or Mornings. Or People." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any ...
PS Player Greeting Card
PS Player Card A geeky greetings card with a game controller graphic beneath "Player" and the number of your choice printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal ...
Drinking Rum Greeting Card
Drinking Rum Card A novelty greetings card with "Drinking Rum Before 10am Makes You A Pirate No An Alcoholic" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for ...
Glad Your Mum Didn't Swallow Greeting Card
Glad Your Mum Didn't Swallow Card A rude greetings card with "I'm So Glad Your Mum Didn't Swallow You" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasi...
I'll Get Over It Greeting Card
I'll Get Over It Card A novelty greetings card with "I'll Get Over It, I Just Gotta Be Dramatic First" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occ...
8 Out Of 10 Cats Greeting Card
8 Out Of 10 Cats Card A rude greetings card with "8 out of 10 Cats think you're a cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
Google Gives You Answers Greeting Card
Google Gives You Answers Card A geeky greetings card with "When life gives you questions Google gives you answers" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal f...