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Hashtag Cunt Greeting Card
Hashtag Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "#Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite your ...
Merry Xmas You Magnificent Bastard Greeting Card
Merry Xmas You Magnificent Bastard Card A rude greetings card with "Merry Christmas You Magnificent Bastard" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any ...
Tradition Dictates Greeting Card
Tradition Dictates Card A novelty greetings card with "Tradition Dictates That I Give You A Card On This Day" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for ...
Fibonacci Greeting Card
Fibonacci Card A geeky greetings card with "Fibonacci it's as easy as 1, 1, 2, 3" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bl...
My Darling Greeting Card
My Darling CardA novelty greetings card with "My Darling Husband/Wife, we have been through so much together, most of it your fault." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great f...
Shit Happens Greeting Card
Shit Happens Card A rude greetings card with "Shit Happens" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrit...
Psycho Bitch Greeting Card
Psycho Bitch Card A rude greetings card with "Psycho Bitch" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrit...
Happy Fucking Fathers Day Greeting Card
Happy Fucking Fathers Day Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Fucking Fathers Day" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
Happy Birthday - Little Shit Greeting Card
Happy Birthday - Little Shit Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Birthda From Your Little Shit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. ...
Morning People Greeting Card
Morning People Card A novelty greetings card with "I Don't Like Morning People. Or Mornings. Or People." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any ...
The Box Said Requires Windows 95 So I Installed Linux Greeting Card
The Box Said Requires Windows 95 So I Installed Linux Card A geeky greetings card with "The Box Said Requires Windows 95 So I Installed Linux" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is ...
Arse Munching Thundercunt Greeting Card
Arse Munching Thundercunt Card A rude greetings card with "Arse Munching Thundercunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
Drinking Rum Greeting Card
Drinking Rum Card A novelty greetings card with "Drinking Rum Before 10am Makes You A Pirate No An Alcoholic" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for ...
Up Yours Emoji Greeting Card
Up Yours Emoji Card A rude greetings card with an Up Yours emoji printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handw...
On The First Day of Christmas Greeting Card
On The First Day of Christmas Card A novelty greetings card with "On The First Day of Christmas, Your True Love Gave To You... A Partridge In a Pear Tree Nothing, Because You're Single." printed...
Charlie Uniform Greeting Card
Charlie Uniform Card A rude greetings card with "Charlie Uniform November Tango", from the NATO phonetic alphabet printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...
Foreplay Is For Cocks Greeting Card
Foreplay Is For Cocks Card A rude greetings card with "Foreplay Is For Cocks" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
You Make Me Wetter Greeting Card
You Make Me Wetter Card A rude greetings card with "You Make Me Wetter Than An Otter's Pocket" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The ...
Merry Christmas... Swearing Greeting Card
Merry Christmas... Swearing Card A rude greetings card with a fun Santa graphic and 'Merry Christmas ...", choose from bitch or wanker printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for ...
A Cunt You Are Greeting Card
A Cunt You Are Card A rude greetings card with a cute Yoda graphic and the phrase A Cunt You Are (let us know in the order notes if you would like a different swearword) printed on the front. This...