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I'm Not Gay But £20 Is £20 Greeting Card
I'm Not Gay But £20 Is £20 CardA rude greetings card with "I'm Not Gay But £20 Is £20" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal ...
F Is For Fuckwit Greeting Card
F Is For Fuckwit Card A rude greetings card with "F Is For Fuckwit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to ...
Charlie Uniform Greeting Card
Charlie Uniform Card A rude greetings card with "Charlie Uniform November Tango", from the NATO phonetic alphabet printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...
Ruined Your Life Greeting Card
Ruined Your Life Card A novelty greetings card with "Dad, Sorry I Ruined Your Life" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside i...
I Smile Because You're My Mother Greeting Card
I Smile Because You're My Mother Card A rude greetings card with “I Smile Because You’re My Mother I Laugh Because There Is Fuck All You Can Do About It” or you can also choose ...
Glazed Doughnut Greeting Card
Glazed Doughnut CardA rude greetings card with "I Want To Sit On You And Glaze You Like A Doughnut" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion....
Do I Look Like A People Person Greeting Card
Do I Look Like A People Person Card A novelty greetings card with "Do I Look Like A People Person?" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasi...
I'm Not Always A ... Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself Greeting Card
I'm Not Always A ... Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself Card A rude greetings card with "I'm Not Always A ... Just Kidding Go Fuck Yourself" choose from cunt, bitch or dick printed on the front. This...
What Am I Getting For Christmas Greeting Card
What Am I Getting For Christmas Card A rude greetings card with "What Am I Getting For Christmas? Drunk. I'm Getting Fucking Drunk." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for a...
Coffin Dodging Oxygen Thief Greeting Card
Coffin Dodging Oxygen Thief Card A rude greetings card with "Have An Awful Birthday You Coffin Dodging Oxygen Thief" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal ...
R2D2 In Love Greeting Card
R2D2 In Love Card A geeky greetings card with an R2D2 graphic showing him in love printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blan...
I Make Beer Disappear Greeting Card
I Make Beer Disappear Card A novelty greetings card with "I Make Beer Disappear. What's Your Superpower?" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any ...
Stop Greeting Card
Stop Card A rude greetings card with "Stop I Really Don't Give A Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you ...
Hashtag Cunt Greeting Card
Hashtag Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "#Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite your ...
Not Going To Suck-Lick Itself Greeting Card
Not Going To Suck-Lick Itself Card A rude greetings card with either "It's Not Going To Suck Itself" or "It's Not Going To Lick Itself" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great ...
My Face Tells More People To Fuck Off Greeting Card
My Face Tells More People To Fuck Off Card A rude greetings card with "My face tells more people to fuck off than my mouth does" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyon...
You're A Fucking Legend Greeting Card
You're A Fucking Legend Card A rude greetings card with "You're A Fucking Legend" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
You Make Me Wetter Greeting Card
You Make Me Wetter Card A rude greetings card with "You Make Me Wetter Than An Otter's Pocket" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The ...
On The First Day of Christmas Greeting Card
On The First Day of Christmas Card A novelty greetings card with "On The First Day of Christmas, Your True Love Gave To You... A Partridge In a Pear Tree Nothing, Because You're Single." printed...
Mother Fucker Greeting Card
Mother Fucker Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Father's Day Mother Fucker" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blan...