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Merry Xmas You Magnificent Bastard Greeting Card
Merry Xmas You Magnificent Bastard Card A rude greetings card with "Merry Christmas You Magnificent Bastard" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any ...
Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fuck Greeting Card
Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fuck CardA rude greetings card with "Fuck Fuck Fuckity Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside ...
The Box Said Requires Windows 95 So I Installed Linux Greeting Card
The Box Said Requires Windows 95 So I Installed Linux Card A geeky greetings card with "The Box Said Requires Windows 95 So I Installed Linux" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is ...
I Love BDSM Greeting Card
I Love BDSM Card A rude greetings card with a heart shape graphic comprised of various adult toys and "I Love BDSM" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal f...
Working From Home Greeting Card
Working From Home CardA novelty greetings card with "Working From Home" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is b...
Do I Look Like A Fucking People Person Greeting Card
Do I Look Like A Fucking People Person Card A rude greetings card with "Do I Look Like A Fucking People Person?" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for ...
I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep Greeting Card
I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep CardA rude greetings card with "I'm Not Always A .... Sometimes I'm Asleep" and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings car...
Fuck Off Top Secret Greeting Card
Fuck Off Top Secret Card A rude greetings card with "Fuck Off" in a top secret style font printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insid...
Arse Munching Spunk Trumpet Greeting Card
Arse Munching Spunk Trumpet Card A rude greetings card with "Arse Munching Spunk Trumpet" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insid...
No1 Programmer Greeting Card
No1 Programmer Card A geeky greetings card with "World's Number [0] Programmer" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blan...
Personalised Dad, Husband Greeting Card
Personalised Dad, Husband CardA rude greetings card with "*Name* Dad, Husband, Absolute Fucking Legend" in a superhero style font printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyo...
Morning People Greeting Card
Morning People Card A novelty greetings card with "I Don't Like Morning People. Or Mornings. Or People." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any ...
Insufferable Cunt Greeting Card
Insufferable Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Insufferable Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
Glad Your Mum Didn't Swallow Greeting Card
Glad Your Mum Didn't Swallow Card A rude greetings card with "I'm So Glad Your Mum Didn't Swallow You" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasi...
Not Going To Suck-Lick Itself Greeting Card
Not Going To Suck-Lick Itself Card A rude greetings card with either "It's Not Going To Suck Itself" or "It's Not Going To Lick Itself" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great ...
Box of Fuck All Greeting Card
Box of Fuck All Card A rude greetings card with "This card is better than a box of fuck all wrapped up in a cunty bow!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ide...
Hate Xmas Hate Jumpers Greeting Card
Hate Xmas Hate Jumpers Card A novelty greetings card with "I Hate Xmas I Hate Jumpers" in a knit stitch stylke font and design printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyo...
Fucker In Charge Greeting Card
Fucker In Charge Card A rude greetings card with "The Fucker In Charge Of You Fucking Fucks" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The in...
Someone Who Gives A Shit Greeting Card
Someone Who Gives A Shit Card A rude greetings card with "I think you are confusing me for someone who gives a shit!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...
Dear Santa, Yes, I’ve Been Naughty Greeting Card
Dear Santa, Yes, I’ve Been Naughty Card A rude greetings card with "Dear Santa, Yes, I’ve been naughty this year, but it was worth it you fat judgmental bastard." printed on the fron...