Search Slightly Disturbed
Search all Merchants
Browse Products
Browse Products
Search
Refine by Category
Greeting Cards
Refine by Category
Do I Look Like A Fucking People Person Greeting Card
Do I Look Like A Fucking People Person Card A rude greetings card with "Do I Look Like A Fucking People Person?" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for ...
You Make My Minge Twinge Greeting Card
You Make My Minge Twinge Card A rude greetings card with "You Make My Minge Twinge" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is b...
Personalised Dad, Husband Greeting Card
Personalised Dad, Husband CardA rude greetings card with "*Name* Dad, Husband, Absolute Fucking Legend" in a superhero style font printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyo...
Jesus Loves You...Swearing Greeting Card
Jesus Loves You...Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "Jesus Loves You, Everyone Else Thinks You're A ..." and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings card is gr...
May The Force Be With You Greeting Card
May The Force Be With You CardA geeky greetings card with "May The Force Be With You" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is...
Personalised Text Lights Greeting Card
Personalised Text Lights Card Written in lights! A novelty greetings card with you own personalised text written in a light bulb sign style font printed on the front. This novelty greetings card i...
A Dildo for Christmas Greeting Card
A Dildo for Christmas Card A rude greetings card with "I got you a card and a dildo for Christmas. If you don’t like the card then you can go fuck yourself." printed on the front. This rud...
Glad Your Mum Didn't Swallow Greeting Card
Glad Your Mum Didn't Swallow Card A rude greetings card with "I'm So Glad Your Mum Didn't Swallow You" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasi...
Queer As Fuck Greeting Card
Queer As Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Queer As Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwr...
I'm Not Lazy Greeting Card
I'm Not Lazy Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm Not Lazy I'm Buffering" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
You Complete Me - Girls Greeting Card
You Complete Me - Girls Card A novelty greetings card with "You Complete Me" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
Well Hung Greeting Card
Well Hung Card A novelty greetings card with "Well Hung" and a dazzling display of Christmas decorations printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any o...
On The First Day of Christmas Greeting Card
On The First Day of Christmas Card A novelty greetings card with "On The First Day of Christmas, Your True Love Gave To You... A Partridge In a Pear Tree Nothing, Because You're Single." printed...
I'll Get Over It Greeting Card
I'll Get Over It Card A novelty greetings card with "I'll Get Over It, I Just Gotta Be Dramatic First" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occ...
Not Going To Suck-Lick Itself Greeting Card
Not Going To Suck-Lick Itself Card A rude greetings card with either "It's Not Going To Suck Itself" or "It's Not Going To Lick Itself" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great ...
Roses Are #ff0000 Greeting Card
Roses Are #ff0000 Card A geeky greetings card with "Roses Are #ff0000" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
Happy Go Lucky Little Ray Of Fucking Sunshine Greeting Card
Happy Go Lucky Little Ray Of Fucking Sunshine Card A rude greetings card with "I'm A Happy Go Lucky Little Ray Of Fucking Sunshine" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for an...
I'm A Motherfucking Unicorn Greeting Card
I'm A Motherfucking Unicorn Card A rude greetings card with "I'm A Motherfucking Unicorn" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insid...
How About A Nice Warm Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up Greeting Card
How About A Nice Warm Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up Card A rude greetings card with a choice of two retro graphics and the slogan "How About A Nice Warm Cup Of Shut The Fuck Up" printed on the front. ...
R2D2 In Love Greeting Card
R2D2 In Love Card A geeky greetings card with an R2D2 graphic showing him in love printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blan...