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Merry Christmas Middle Finger Greeting Card
Merry Christmas Middle Finger Card A rude greetings card with "Merry Christmas" and a Middle Finger (select from a man or lady middle finger graphic) printed on the front. This rude greetings ca...
Personalised Fucking Hates People Greeting Card
Personalised Fucking Hates People Card A rude greetings card with "*Name* Fucking Hates People", personalised with your chosen name printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for an...
I Love BDSM Greeting Card
I Love BDSM Card A rude greetings card with a heart shape graphic comprised of various adult toys and "I Love BDSM" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal f...
You're A Fucking Legend Greeting Card
You're A Fucking Legend Card A rude greetings card with "You're A Fucking Legend" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
I Do Not Spew Profanities Greeting Card
I Do Not Spew Profanities Card A rude greetings card with "I do not spew profanities. I enunciate them clearly, like a fucking lady." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for ...
I'm A Motherfucking Unicorn Greeting Card
I'm A Motherfucking Unicorn Card A rude greetings card with "I'm A Motherfucking Unicorn" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insid...
Ruined Your Life Greeting Card
Ruined Your Life Card A novelty greetings card with "Dad, Sorry I Ruined Your Life" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside i...
Coffin Dodging Oxygen Thief Greeting Card
Coffin Dodging Oxygen Thief Card A rude greetings card with "Have An Awful Birthday You Coffin Dodging Oxygen Thief" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal ...
What Am I Getting For Christmas Greeting Card
What Am I Getting For Christmas Card A rude greetings card with "What Am I Getting For Christmas? Drunk. I'm Getting Fucking Drunk." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for a...
You're A Cunt But I Love You! Greeting Card
You're A Cunt But I Love You! CardA rude greetings card with "You're A Cunt But I Love You!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasi...
Festive As Fuck Greeting Card
Festive As Fuck Card A rude greetings card with " Festive As Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to h...
Still Talking Greeting Card
Still Talking CardA rude greetings card with "Yet, Despite The Look On My Face, You Are Still Talking" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasi...
Sleep With A Nurse Greeting Card
Sleep With A Nurse Card A novelty greetings card with "Feel Safe At Night Sleep With A Nurse" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
A Dildo for Christmas Greeting Card
A Dildo for Christmas Card A rude greetings card with "I got you a card and a dildo for Christmas. If you don’t like the card then you can go fuck yourself." printed on the front. This rud...
I'm Not Santa Greeting Card
I'm Not Santa Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm Not Santa But You Can Sit On My Lap" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The i...
Hashtag Cunt Greeting Card
Hashtag Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "#Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite your ...
Wine Me Greeting Card
Wine Me Card A rude greetings card with "Wine Me, Dine Me, 69 Me" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to ha...
I Make Beer Disappear Greeting Card
I Make Beer Disappear Card A novelty greetings card with "I Make Beer Disappear. What's Your Superpower?" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any ...
Happy Go Lucky Little Ray Of Fucking Sunshine Greeting Card
Happy Go Lucky Little Ray Of Fucking Sunshine Card A rude greetings card with "I'm A Happy Go Lucky Little Ray Of Fucking Sunshine" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for an...
Even The Dog Thinks You're A Cunt Greeting Card
Even The Dog Thinks You're A Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "Even The Dog Thinks You're A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for an...