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Well Hung Greeting Card
Well Hung Card A novelty greetings card with "Well Hung" and a dazzling display of Christmas decorations printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any o...
PS Player Greeting Card
PS Player Card A geeky greetings card with a game controller graphic beneath "Player" and the number of your choice printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal ...
If You Think I'm a Dick Greeting Card
If You Think I'm a Dick Card A rude greetings card with "If you think I'm a dick you should meet my ..." choose from either brother or father printed on the front. This rude greetings card is gr...
Grumpy Fucker Greeting Card
Grumpy Fucker CardA rude greetings card with "Grumpy Fucker" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you t...
F Is For Fuckwit Greeting Card
F Is For Fuckwit Card A rude greetings card with "F Is For Fuckwit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to ...
I'll Get Over It Greeting Card
I'll Get Over It Card A novelty greetings card with "I'll Get Over It, I Just Gotta Be Dramatic First" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occ...
Same Bitch Different Day Greeting Card
Same Bitch Different Day Card A rude greetings card with "Same Bitch Different Day" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is b...
Fabulous Cunt Greeting Card
Fabulous Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "Fabulous Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you t...
Chief Cunt Greeting Card
Chief Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "Chief Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite yo...
Nurses Can't Fix Stupid Greeting Card
Nurses Can't Fix Stupid CardA novelty greetings card with "Nurses Can't Fix Stupid" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The...
I'm A Vegan, You're A Cunt Greeting Card
I'm A Vegan, You're A Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "I'm A Vegan Which Means I Love All Living Things. Except You. You're A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great f...
Sleep With A Nurse Greeting Card
Sleep With A Nurse Card A novelty greetings card with "Feel Safe At Night Sleep With A Nurse" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
You Complete Me - Girls Greeting Card
You Complete Me - Girls Card A novelty greetings card with "You Complete Me" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
My Darling Greeting Card
My Darling CardA novelty greetings card with "My Darling Husband/Wife, we have been through so much together, most of it your fault." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great f...
A Cunt You Are Greeting Card
A Cunt You Are Card A rude greetings card with a cute Yoda graphic and the phrase A Cunt You Are (let us know in the order notes if you would like a different swearword) printed on the front. This...
The Walking Dad Greeting Card
The Walking Dad Card A novelty greetings card with "The Walking Dad" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
Keep Calm It's Almost The End Of Term Greeting Card
Keep Calm It's Almost The End Of Term CardA novelty greetings card with "Keep Calm It's Almost The End Of Term" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal fo...
A Dildo for Christmas Greeting Card
A Dildo for Christmas Card A rude greetings card with "I got you a card and a dildo for Christmas. If you don’t like the card then you can go fuck yourself." printed on the front. This rud...
I Make Beer Disappear Greeting Card
I Make Beer Disappear Card A novelty greetings card with "I Make Beer Disappear. What's Your Superpower?" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any ...
Christmas Can Fuck Off Greeting Card
Christmas Can Fuck Off Card A rude greetings card with "Christmas Can Fuck Off" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...