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Absofuckinglutely Greeting Card
Absofuckinglutely Card A rude greetings card with "Absofuckinglutely" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you t...
Cheap Fast and Easy Greeting Card
Cheap Fast and Easy Card A novelty greetings card with "If We Are What We Eat I'm Cheap Fast And Easy!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any oc...
I'm An Intelligent Classy Woman Greeting Card
I'm An Intelligent Classy Woman CardA rude greetings card with "I'm An Intelligent Classy Well Educated Woman Who Says ... A Lot" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyo...
Nobody Knows I'm Gay Greeting Card
Nobody Knows I'm Gay Card A rude greetings card with "Nobody Knows I'm Gay" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Apologies To Anyone I Haven't Offended Yet Greeting Card
Apologies To Anyone I Haven't Offended Yet Card A novelty greetings card with "I would like to apologise to anyone I haven't offended yet. Please be patient, I'll get to you shortly." printed on...
Even The Cat Thinks You're A Cunt Greeting Card
Even The Cat Thinks You're A Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "Even The Cat Thinks You're A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for an...
Go Green Fuck A Vegetarian Greeting Card
Go Green Fuck A Vegetarian Card A rude greetings card with "Go Green Fuck A Vegetarian" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
B Is For Boyfriend Greeting Card
B Is For Boyfriend Card A rude greetings card with "B Is For Boyfriend" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
You Make My Cunt Grunt Greeting Card
You Make My Cunt Grunt Card A rude greetings card with "You Make My Cunt Grunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
Clusterfuck Greeting Card
Clusterfuck Card A rude greetings card with "Clusterfuck (n) 1. A chaotic, disorganised and mismanaged situation." and for 2. choose either the Labour Party or the Conservative Party or you can ...
You Can't Tell Me Greeting Card
You Can't Tell Me Card A novelty greetings card with "You Can't Tell Me What To Do You're Not My..." and your choice of either cat or dog printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is gre...
Hey Siri Occasions Greeting Card
Hey Siri Occasions Card For those that are too lazy to spend time perusing the card aisle and rely on "Siri", this card is just perfect for you to send. Choose you occasion and add a name! This ...
Cunt Describes You Best Greeting Card
Cunt Describes You Best Card A rude greetings card with "Of All The Words In The World, Cunt Describes You Best." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...
I'm Not Short I'm A Hobbit Greeting Card
I'm Not Short I'm A Hobbit Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm Not Short I'm A Hobbit" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The i...
I'm Not An Ornithologist Greeting Card
I'm Not An Ornithologist CardA rude greetings card with "I'm Not An Ornithologist" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The ins...
Miserable Swearing Greeting Card
Miserable Swearing CardA rude greetings card with "Miserable..." and your choice of swearword printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The in...
I'm An Intelligent Classy Man Greeting Card
I'm An Intelligent Classy Man CardA rude greetings card with "I'm An Intelligent Classy Well Educated Man Who Says ... A Lot" and your choice of either cunt or fuck. printed on the front. This r...
I'm Sexy And I Snow It Greeting Card
I'm Sexy And I Snow It Chrsitmas Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm Sexy And I Snow It" printed on the front. Send this funny Christmas card to send this winter. The inside is blank for you...
You, Sir, Are A Cunt Greeting Card
You, Sir, Are A Cunt Card A rude greetings card with a vintage style graphic and "You, Sir, Are A Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occas...
Natural Stupidity Greeting Card
Natural Stupidity Card A geeky greetings card with "Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for a...