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Merry Fucking Christmas You Miserable... Swearing Greeting Card
Merry Fucking Christmas You Miserable... Swearing Card A rude greetings card with a grumpy face, colourful Christmassy snowflakes and the legend "Merry Fucking Christmas You Miserable"... choose...
Tastes Like Chicken Greeting Card
Tastes Like Chicken Card A rude greetings card with a cock or pussy graphic and "Tastes Like Chicken" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasi...
Five Star Greeting Card
Five Star Card A novelty greetings card with "Five Star Boyfriend" or "Five Star Girlfriend" and some great reviews printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and id...
The Customer Isn't Always Right Greeting Card
The Customer Isn't Always Right Card A rude greetings card with "The Customer Isn't Always Right, Sometimes The Customer Is A Complete Cunt!" or "The Customer Isn't Always Right, Sometimes The ...
Little Miss Cunty Greeting Card
Little Miss Cunty CardA rude greetings card with "Little Miss Cunty" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you to ...
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star What A Massive Cunt You Are Greeting Card
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star What A Massive Cunt You Are CardA rude greetings card with "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star What A Massive Cunt You Are" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is...
Born To Game, Forced To Work Greeting Card
Born To Game, Forced To Work Card A geeky greetings card with "Born To Game, Forced To Work" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The i...
Happy Christmas And All That Shit Greeting Card
Happy Christmas And All That Shit Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Christmas And All That Shit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasio...
Video Games Don't Make Me Violent Greeting Card
Video Games Don't Make Me Violent Card A geeky greetings card with "Video Games Don't Make Me Violent Lag Does" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for ...
I Love Saying Fuck Greeting Card
I Love Saying Fuck CardA rude greetings card with "I Love Saying Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank...
You Make Me Moist Greeting Card
You Make Me Moist Card A rude greetings card with a cute stick figure and heart graphic and “You Make Me Moist" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal ...
Scrabble Tiles Twat Greeting Card
Scrabble Tiles Twat CardA rude greetings card with the word "Twat" in the style of Scrabble tiles printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.Th...
Masturbate Over You Greeting Card
Masturbate Over You Card A rude greetings card with "I Love To Masturbate Over You" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is b...
There Is No Cloud Greeting Card
There Is No Cloud Card A geeky greetings card with "There Is No Cloud It's Just Someone Else's Computer" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occ...
It's Not PMS Greeting Card
It's Not PMS Card A rude greetings card with "It's Not PMS It's You" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to...
Chemistry, It's Like Cooking Greeting Card
Chemistry, It's Like Cooking CardA geeky greetings card with "Chemistry, It's Like Cooking (Just Don't Lick The Spoon)" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and id...
Bitch, Please I'm So Fucking Fabulous Greeting Card
Bitch, Please I'm So Fucking Fabulous CardA rude greetings card with "Bitch, Please.... I'm so fucking fabulous I piss glitter and shit rainbows" printed on the front. This rude greetings card i...
I'm Not A Pancake Expert Greeting Card
I'm Not A Pancake Expert CardA rude greetings card with "I'm Not A Pancake Expert" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The ins...
Using Fuck Like A Comma Greeting Card
Using Fuck Like A Comma Card A rude greetings card with "10 minutes at work and I start using 'fuck' like a comma" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal fo...
I Smile Because You're My Mother Greeting Card
I Smile Because You're My Mother Card A rude greetings card with “I Smile Because You’re My Mother I Laugh Because There Is Fuck All You Can Do About It” or you can also choose ...