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Cunt Describes You Best Greeting Card
Cunt Describes You Best Card A rude greetings card with "Of All The Words In The World, Cunt Describes You Best." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...
I'm An Intelligent Classy Man Greeting Card
I'm An Intelligent Classy Man CardA rude greetings card with "I'm An Intelligent Classy Well Educated Man Who Says ... A Lot" and your choice of either cunt or fuck. printed on the front. This r...
Running Out of Fucks Greeting Card
Running Out of Fucks Card A rude greetings card with "Does Running Out Of Fucks Count As Cardio?" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
A Gay In A Manger Greeting Card
A Gay In A Manger Card A rude greetings card with "A Gay In A Manger" and a colourful rainbow graphic printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasio...
Pension Wanker Greeting Card
Pension Wanker Card A rude greetings card with "Pension Wanker" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to hand...
Too Many Tabs Greeting Card
Too Many Tabs Card A novelty greetings card with "My Brain Has Too Many Tabs Open" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
Fuck This, That, You & It Greeting Card
Fuck This, That, You & It CardA rude greetings card with "Fuck This, That, You & It. That Should Cover Everthing For Today" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and...
Personalised Fucking Greeting Card
Personalised Fucking Card A rude greetings card with "Name's Fucking Birthday Card" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Make it clear w...
Merry Christmas From Me And My Cock Greeting Card
Merry Christmas From Me And My Cock Card A rude greetings card with "Merry Christmas From Me And My Cock" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occ...
Silence Is Golden Greeting Card
Silence Is Golden Card A novelty greetings card with "Silence is golden... ....unless you have kids, then it's just suspicious" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for any...
40 Is The New 30 Greeting Card
40 Is The New 30 CardA rude greetings card with "Someone Told Me 40 is the new 30..... Lying Twat" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.T...
Almost As Much As The Dog Greeting Card
Almost As Much As The Dog Card A novelty greetings card with "I Love You Almost As Much As The Dog" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasi...
Season To Get Shitfaced Greeting Card
Season To Get Shitfaced Card A rude greetings card with "Tis The Season To Get Shitfaced" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insid...
Hope Your Birthday Isn't Shit Greeting Card
Hope Your Birthday Isn't Shit Card A rude greetings card with "Hope Your Birthday Isn't Shit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The i...
I'm Sexy And I Snow It Greeting Card
I'm Sexy And I Snow It Chrsitmas Card A novelty greetings card with "I'm Sexy And I Snow It" printed on the front. Send this funny Christmas card to send this winter. The inside is blank for you...
You Make My Knob Throb Greeting Card
You Make My Knob Throb Card A rude greetings card with "You Make My Knob Throb" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
Rebel Scum Greeting Card
Rebel Scum Card A geeky greetings card with "Rebel Scum" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite ...
Merry Christmas You... Swearing Greeting Card
Merry Christmas You... Swearing Card A rude greetings card with a fun Santa graphic and 'Merry Christmas You...", choose from cunt or twat printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great ...
Grow Up To Be An Arsehole Greeting Card
Grow Up To Be An Arsehole Card A rude greetings card with "I Never Dreamed I'd Grow Up To Be An Arsehole But Here I Am Killing' It" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for an...
You're Leaving Greeting Card
You're Leaving Card A rude greetings card with "You're Leaving...Who's Going To Be The Office ... Now?" and your choice of swear word printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for ...