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Personalised Birthday Swearing Greeting Card
Personalised Birthday Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "*Name*, it might be your birthday but you're still a ..."; personalised with your chosen name and choice of profanity printed on t...
Grumpy Cunt Greeting Card
Grumpy Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "Grumpy Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you to ha...
Devil On My Shoulder Greeting Card
Devil On My Shoulder Card A rude greetings card with "Sometimes even the devil on my shoulder asks What the fuck I think I'm doing" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for an...
Personalised Birthday Swearing Greeting Card
Personalised Birthday Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "*Name*, it might be your birthday but you're still a ..."; personalised with your chosen name and choice of profanity printed on t...
Negative Bullshit Greeting Card
Negative Bullshit CardA rude greetings card with "I Have No Time For Your Negative Bullshit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The ins...
Cooler On The Internet Greeting Card
Cooler On The Internet Card A geeky greetings card with "I'm A Lot Cooler On The Internet" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The ins...
I Smile Because You're My Mother Greeting Card
I Smile Because You're My Mother Card A rude greetings card with “I Smile Because You’re My Mother I Laugh Because There Is Fuck All You Can Do About It” or you can also choose ...
Welsh As Fuck Greeting Card
Welsh As Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Welsh As Fuck" below a Welsh dragon printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bl...
I Don't Give A Fuck Greeting Card
I Don't Give A Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "I Don't Give A Fuck About Your Problams" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The i...
I'm Always Being Asked To Do Shit Greeting Card
I'm Always Being Asked To Do Shit Card A rude greetings card with "I'm always being asked to do shit I'm not qualified for; like being nice to fucking idiots." printed on the front. This rude gr...
Personalised Christmas Swearing Greeting Card
Personalised Christmas Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "*Name*, it might be Christmas but you're still a ..." personalised with your chosen name and choice of profanity printed on the f...
Secret Santa - Everyone Thinks I'm A Cunt Greeting Card
Secret Santa - Everyone Thinks I'm A Cunt Card A rude greetings card with "I Got This Shit Gift As A Secret Santa Because Everyone At Work Thinks I'm A Cunt!" printed on the front. This rude gre...
Biology, Chemistry, Physics Greeting Card
Biology, Chemistry, Physics Card A geeky greetings card with "If it moves, it's biology, if it stinks, it's chemistry, if it doesn't work, it's physics" printed on the front. This geeky greeting...
Tastes Like Chicken Greeting Card
Tastes Like Chicken Card A rude greetings card with a cock or pussy graphic and "Tastes Like Chicken" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasi...
Both Of Us Can't Look This Good Greeting Card
Both Of Us Can't Look This Good Card A novelty greetings card with "Both of us can't look this good it's either me or the house." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for a...
Reasons Why I'm A Bitch Greeting Card
Reasons Why I'm A Bitch Card A rude greetings card with "Reasons Why I'm A Bitch #1: You're Fucking Stupid." printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any ...
You're A Twat But I Love You! Greeting Card
You're A Twat But I Love You! CardA rude greetings card with "You're A Twat But I Love You!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasi...
Where's All My Bitches At Greeting Card
Where's All My Bitches At Card A rude greetings card with "Where's All My Bitches At?" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside i...
I Love Pussy Greeting Card
I Love Pussy Card A rude greetings card with "I Love Pussy" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrit...
Captain Cunt Greeting Card
Captain Cunt CardA rude greetings card with a colour cartoon superhero and "Captain Cunt" in big, bold lettering printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for ...