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Losing My Shit Greeting Card
Losing My Shit Card A rude greetings card with "I'm This Close To Losing My Shit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
Even Wankers Deserve Greeting Card
Even Wankers Deserve Card A rude greetings card with "Even Wankers Deserve A Christmas Card" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The in...
Personalised Birthday Swearing Greeting Card
Personalised Birthday Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "*Name*, it might be your birthday but you're still a ..."; personalised with your chosen name and choice of profanity printed on t...
Just Got My Nails Did Greeting Card
Just Got My Nails Did Card A rude greetings card with "I Just Got My Nails Did" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
Scottish As Fuck Greeting Card
Scottish As Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Scottish As Fuck" below a Scottish thistle graphic printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion...
Prosecco Is For Life Greeting Card
Prosecco Is For Life Card A novelty greetings card with "Prosecco Is For Life Not Just For Christmas" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occa...
Bad Poetry Oh Noetry Greeting Card
Bad Poetry Oh Noetry Card A novelty greetings card with "Bad Poetry Oh Noetry" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
Fuck Your Sins Greeting Card
Fuck Your Sins Card A rude greetings card with "Fuck Your Sins. I'm Going Home!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blan...
No Greeting Card
No Card A novelty greetings card with "No." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrite your own me...
Grammar Nazis Greeting Card
Grammar Nazis Card A novelty greetings card with "Grammar Nazis make me feal [sic]." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
Yet Another 8 Hours Pretending To Work Greeting Card
Yet Another 8 Hours Pretending To Work Card A novelty greetings card with "Yet Another 8 Hours Pretending To Work" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...
Thank God I'm An Atheist Greeting Card
Thank God I'm An Atheist Card A rude greetings card with "Thank God I'm An Atheist" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is b...
Father Christmas Thinks You're A ... Swearing Greeting Card
Father Christmas Thinks You're A ... Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "Father Christmas thinks you're a ... " choose from cunt, twat or dick printed on the front. This rude greetings car...
Sniff My Greeting Card
Sniff My Card A rude greetings card with "Sniff My Cunt" or "Sniff My Cock" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
Personalised You Old Cunt Greeting Card
Personalised You Old Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "Personalised You Old Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Plea...
Fuck You, Fuck Me, Fuck Off Greeting Card
Fuck You, Fuck Me, Fuck Off Card A rude greetings card with "Fuck You, Fuck Me, Fuck Off" tick boxes printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion...
Cum Guzzling Greeting Card
Cum Guzzling Card A rude greetings card with "Cum Guzzling Thundercunt" or "Cum Guzzling Spunk Trumpet" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occ...
I'm An Intelligent Classy Man Greeting Card
I'm An Intelligent Classy Man CardA rude greetings card with "I'm An Intelligent Classy Well Educated Man Who Says ... A Lot" and your choice of either cunt or fuck. printed on the front. This r...
Intelligent Classy Mum Greeting Card
Intelligent Classy Mum Card A rude greetings card with “I’m An Intelligent Classy Well Educated Mum Who Says … A Lot” and your choice of either cunt or fuck printed on the ...
Thanks Mum - All My Shit Greeting Card
Thanks Mum - All My Shit Card A rude greetings card with "Thanks Mum For Putting Up All My Shit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...