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Masturbate Over You Greeting Card
Masturbate Over You Card A rude greetings card with "I Love To Masturbate Over You" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is b...
Merry Christmas You... Swearing Greeting Card
Merry Christmas You... Swearing Card A rude greetings card with a fun Santa graphic and 'Merry Christmas You...", choose from cunt or twat printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great ...
Happy Valentines Day Swearing Greeting Card
Happy Valentines Day Swearing Card A rude greetings card with a cute heart graphic and “Happy Valentines Day ...” choose from cunt, bitch or wanker printed on the front. This rude gree...
Top Gear Mum Greeting Card
Top Gear Mum Card A novelty greetings card with "Top Mum" in a Top Gear style logo printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
Fuck Sprouts Greeting Card
Fuck Sprouts Card A rude greetings card with "Fuck Sprouts" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwrit...
Rainbow Swearing Greeting Card
Rainbow Swearing CardA rude greetings card with a bright rainbow graphic and your choice of insult printed on the front. Choose from cunt, dick, or twat - if you don’t see the swear word you...
Coronavirus Ruined My Birthday Greeting Card
Coronavirus Ruined My Birthday Card A novelty greetings card with "Coronavirus Ruined My Birthday" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasio...
Spaff Up My Greeting Card
Spaff Up My Card A rude greetings card with "Spaff Up My Chuff" or "Spaff Up My Botty" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside...
Dad, You're One Of My Favourite Parents Greeting Card
Dad, You're One Of My Favourite Parents Card A novelty greetings card with "Dad, You're One Of My Favourite Parents" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ide...
Gym I Thought You Said Gin! Greeting Card
Gym I Thought You Said Gin! Card A novelty greetings card with "Gym? I Thought You Said Gin!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
BALDI Greeting Card
BALDI Card A novelty greetings card with "BALDI" in an Aldi logo inspired graphic printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. A Happy Birthd...
Marriage Motherfuckers Greeting Card
Marriage Motherfuckers Card A rude greetings card with "Marriage Motherfuckers" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
Top Gear Dad Greeting Card
Top Gear Dad Card A novelty greetings card with "Top Dad" in a Top Gear style logo printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
Beat Me Bite Me Whip Me Greeting Card
Beat Me Bite Me Whip Me Card A rude greetings card with "Beat Me Bite Me Whip Me Fuck Me" printed on the front and "Just Don't Cum In My Mouth" printed on the inside. This rude greetings card ...
Personalised Christmas Swearing Greeting Card
Personalised Christmas Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "*Name*, it might be Christmas but you're still a ..." personalised with your chosen name and choice of profanity printed on the f...
You Can't Tell Me Greeting Card
You Can't Tell Me Card A novelty greetings card with "You Can't Tell Me What To Do You're Not My..." and your choice of either cat or dog printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is gre...
Rainbow Swearing Greeting Card
Rainbow Swearing CardA rude greetings card with a bright rainbow graphic and your choice of insult printed on the front. Choose from cunt, dick, or twat - if you don’t see the swear word you...
Five Star Greeting Card
Five Star Card A novelty greetings card with "Five Star Boyfriend" or "Five Star Girlfriend" and some great reviews printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and id...
A Level King or Queen Greeting Card
A Level King or Queen Card A novelty greetings card with "A Level King" or "A Level Queen" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The...
I Love Anal Greeting Card
I Love Anal CardA rude greetings card with "I Love Anal" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you to ha...