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I'd Rather Be Drinking Prosecco Greeting Card
I'd Rather Be Drinking Prosecco Card A novelty greetings card with "I'd Rather Be Drinking Prosecco!" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occa...
Happy Fathers Day - Little Shit Greeting Card
Happy Fathers Day - Little Shit Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Father's Day From Your Little Shit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any oc...
Decaf Is For Fuckers Greeting Card
Decaf Is For Fuckers Card A rude greetings card with "Decaf Is For Fuckers" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Exchanging Flowers For Sex Day Greeting Card
Exchanging Flowers For Sex Day Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Exchanging Flowers For Sex Day" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasio...
Grumpy Old Fart Greeting Card
Grumpy Old Fart CardA rude greetings card with "Grumpy Old Fart" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for y...
I Fucking Love You Greeting Card
I Fucking Love You Card A rude greetings card with a cute heart graphic and the slogan “I Fucking Love You” printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal...
Bum Me This Anniversary Greeting Card
Bum Me This Anniversary Card A rude greetings card with "Bum Me This Anniversary" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
Personalised You Old Cunt Greeting Card
Personalised You Old Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "Personalised You Old Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Plea...
Chin The Cunt - Mother Theresa Greeting Card
Chin The Cunt - Mother Theresa Card A rude greetings card with a cartoon graphic and the phrase Chin The Cunt, attributed to Mother Theresa printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great ...
Stagger On Wine Greeting Card
Stagger On Wine Card A novelty greetings card with "I Can't Walk On Water But I Can Stagger On Wine" (or change to another favourite drink)" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card i...
Lord & Lady Cuntington Greeting Card
Lord & Lady Cuntington Card A rude greetings card with either Lord or Lady Cuntington of Cuntsville printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
All I Want For Christmas Is Money Greeting Card
All I Want For Christmas Is Money Card A novelty greetings card with "All I Want For Christmas Is Money" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any o...
Scrabble Tiles Twat Greeting Card
Scrabble Tiles Twat CardA rude greetings card with the word "Twat" in the style of Scrabble tiles printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.Th...
Happy Valentines Day Swearing Greeting Card
Happy Valentines Day Swearing Card A rude greetings card with a cute heart graphic and “Happy Valentines Day ...” choose from cunt, bitch or wanker printed on the front. This rude gree...
Rainbow Swearing Greeting Card
Rainbow Swearing CardA rude greetings card with a bright rainbow graphic and your choice of insult printed on the front. Choose from cunt, dick, or twat - if you don’t see the swear word you...
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Lady's Middle Finger Greeting Card
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Lady's Middle Finger CardA rude greetings card with 29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ and An Extended Lady's Middle Finger (alternatively choose your own age) printed on the front. This ru...
Marriage Motherfuckers Greeting Card
Marriage Motherfuckers Card A rude greetings card with "Marriage Motherfuckers" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
Spaff Up My Greeting Card
Spaff Up My Card A rude greetings card with "Spaff Up My Chuff" or "Spaff Up My Botty" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside...
Some People Just Need A High Five Greeting Card
Some People Just Need A High Five Card A novelty greetings card with "Some People Just Need A High Five In The Face With A Chair" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for a...
Cum Guzzling Greeting Card
Cum Guzzling Card A rude greetings card with "Cum Guzzling Thundercunt" or "Cum Guzzling Spunk Trumpet" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occ...