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Personalised I'm As Posh As Fuck Greeting Card
Personalised I'm As Posh As Fuck CardA rude greetings card with "I'm *Name* & I'm As Posh As Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any ...
Lord & Lady Cuntington Greeting Card
Lord & Lady Cuntington Card A rude greetings card with either Lord or Lady Cuntington of Cuntsville printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. T...
Bum Me This Birthday Greeting Card
Bum Me This Birthday Card A rude greetings card with "Bum Me This Birthday" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Sniff My Greeting Card
Sniff My Card A rude greetings card with "Sniff My Cunt" or "Sniff My Cock" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
Dyslexic Lives Mattress Greeting Card
Dyslexic Lives Mattress Card A novelty greetings card with "Dyslexic Lives Mattress" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
Losing My Shit Greeting Card
Losing My Shit Card A rude greetings card with "I'm This Close To Losing My Shit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bla...
Thanks Mum - All My Shit Greeting Card
Thanks Mum - All My Shit Card A rude greetings card with "Thanks Mum For Putting Up All My Shit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. Th...
Happy Fathers Day - Little Shit Greeting Card
Happy Fathers Day - Little Shit Card A rude greetings card with "Happy Father's Day From Your Little Shit" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any oc...
Keep Calm And Pretend It's On The Lesson Plan Greeting Card
Keep Calm And Pretend It's On The Lesson Plan Card A novelty greetings card with "Keep Calm And Pretend It's On The Lesson Plan" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for an...
Sith Happens Greeting Card
Sith Happens Card A geeky greetings card with "Sith Happens" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwr...
I Wish I Was Greeting Card
I Wish I Was Card A rude greetings card with "I wish I was one of those girls who goes to the gym, eats healthy and looks fabulous. Instead I'm a chubby scruffy, sarcastic bitch in a dressing gow...
The Customer Isn't Always Right Greeting Card
The Customer Isn't Always Right Card A rude greetings card with "The Customer Isn't Always Right, Sometimes The Customer Is A Complete Cunt!" or "The Customer Isn't Always Right, Sometimes The ...
Licked It Greeting Card
Licked It Card A rude greetings card with "I've Licked It So It's Mine" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you...
Bend Over Forwards Greeting Card
Bend Over Forwards Card A rude greetings card with "I'd Bend Over Forwards For You" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is b...
Nobody Knows I'm Gay Greeting Card
Nobody Knows I'm Gay Card A rude greetings card with "Nobody Knows I'm Gay" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Stronger Word Than Fuck Greeting Card
Stronger Word Than Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "I’ve Reached A Point In My Life Where I Need A Stronger Word Than Fuck" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for...
Like Father Greeting Card
Like Father Card A rude greetings card with "Like Father Like Son/Daughter (Oh Shit)" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is...
A Wise Person Once Said Fuck This Shit Greeting Card
A Wise Person Once Said Fuck This Shit CardA rude greetings card with "A Wise Woman/Man Once Said Fuck This Shit and Lived Happily Ever After" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is g...
Happy Birthday - Favourite Child Greeting Card
Happy Birthday - Favourite Child Card A novelty greetings card with "Happy Birthday From Your Favourite Child" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for...
Born to Play Xbox Greeting Card
Born to Play Xbox Card A novelty greetings card with "Born to Play Xbox" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...