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I'm Always Being Asked To Do Shit Greeting Card
I'm Always Being Asked To Do Shit Card A rude greetings card with "I'm always being asked to do shit I'm not qualified for; like being nice to fucking idiots." printed on the front. This rude gr...
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Lady's Middle Finger Greeting Card
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Lady's Middle Finger CardA rude greetings card with 29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ and An Extended Lady's Middle Finger (alternatively choose your own age) printed on the front. This ru...
Sith Happens Greeting Card
Sith Happens Card A geeky greetings card with "Sith Happens" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to handwr...
Bend Over Forwards Greeting Card
Bend Over Forwards Card A rude greetings card with "I'd Bend Over Forwards For You" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is b...
Kung Fu Fighting Greeting Card
Kung Fu Fighting Card A novelty greetings card with "Surely, Not Everyone Was Kung Fu Fighting?" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion....
Personalised Christmas Swearing Greeting Card
Personalised Christmas Swearing Card A rude greetings card with "*Name*, it might be Christmas but you're still a ..." personalised with your chosen name and choice of profanity printed on the f...
You Make My Dick Thick Greeting Card
You Make My Dick Thick Card A rude greetings card with "You Make My Dick Thick" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...
Personalised I Love Greeting Card
Personalised I Love CardA novelty greetings card with "I Love *Your Text*" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside i...
Nice Cock Greeting Card
Nice Cock CardA rude greetings card with "Nice Cock" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you to handwr...
If You Think I'm a Bitch Greeting Card
If You Think I'm a Bitch Card A rude greetings card with "If you think I'm a bitch you should meet my ..." choose from either sister or mother printed on the front. This rude greetings card is g...
Magnificent Cock Greeting Card
Magnificent Cock CardA rude greetings card with a colourful cockerle and "Look At My Magnificent Cock" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occas...
Who's Awesome Greeting Card
Who's Awesome Card A rude greetings card with "Who's Awesome? Not You, You're A Cunt!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside i...
Two Cunts Together, Forever Greeting Card
Two Cunts Together, Forever Card A rude greetings card with "Two Cunts Together, Forever" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The insid...
Attitude Stinks Smell My Cock Greeting Card
Attitude Stinks Smell My Cock Card A rude greetings card with "If You Think My Attitude Stinks You Should Smell My Cock" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and id...
Welsh As Fuck Greeting Card
Welsh As Fuck Card A rude greetings card with "Welsh As Fuck" below a Welsh dragon printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is bl...
Jesus Is Coming Greeting Card
Jesus Is Coming Card A rude greetings card with "Jesus Is Coming" printed on the front and "all over your mum’s tits" on the inside. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and idea...
Perfect Child Greeting Card
Perfect Child Card A novelty greetings card with "Congratulations You Produced The Perfect Child after Just # Tries(Try)" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone an...
4 Out Of 5 People Greeting Card
4 Out Of 5 People Card A novelty greetings card with "4 Out Of 5 People Get Money In Their Birthday Card." printed on the front and "Happy Birthday #5" printed on the inside. This novelty gree...
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Lady's Middle Finger Greeting Card
29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ Lady's Middle Finger CardA rude greetings card with 29+, 39+, 49+ or 59+ and An Extended Lady's Middle Finger (alternatively choose your own age) printed on the front. This ru...
Lick Me Till Ice Cream Greeting Card
Lick Me Till Ice Cream Card A rude greetings card with "Lick Me Till Ice Cream" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank...