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I'll Suck Yours Greeting Card
I'll Suck Yours Card A rude greetings card with "I'll Suck Yours If You Suck/Lick Mine" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
Dabbing Santa Greeting Card
Dabbing Santa Card A novelty greetings card with a dabbing Santa in front of a snowflake globe backdrop printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occa...
Older Wiser And Still A Massive Greeting Card
Older Wiser And Still A Massive Card A rude greetings card with "Older Wiser And Still A Massive Cunt" or "Twat" or add your custom swearword printed on the front. This rude greetings card is ...
Fat Unicorn Greeting Card
Fat Unicorn Card A novelty greetings card with "Fat Unicorn" printed on the front. This novelty greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to hand...
Intelligent Classy Mum Greeting Card
Intelligent Classy Mum Card A rude greetings card with “I’m An Intelligent Classy Well Educated Mum Who Says … A Lot” and your choice of either cunt or fuck printed on the ...
To Do List Greeting Card
To Do List Card A rude greetings card with a To Do List on a post-it style note printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
Fat Cunt Greeting Card
Fat Cunt CardA rude greetings card with "Fat Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion.The inside is blank for you to handwrite your own...
Stick Your Christmas Spirit Up Your Arse Greeting Card
Stick Your Christmas Spirit Up Your Arse Card A rude greetings card with a drunk Santa shitting in a stocking graphic with the phrase "Stick Your Christmas Spirit Up Your Arse" printed on the fr...
As MILFs Go Greeting Card
As MILFs Go Card A rude greetings card with "As MILFs Go I Definitely Would!" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
Santa Is A Judgemental Cunt Greeting Card
Santa Is A Judgemental Cunt Card A rude greetings card with a full-colour Santa graphic and "Santa Is A Judgemental Cunt" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and i...
Beauty and the Bitch Greeting Card
Beauty and the Bitch Card A rude greetings card with "Beauty and the Bitch" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for...
Caution Squirter Greeting Card
Caution Squirter Card A rude greetings card with "Caution Squirter" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank for you to ...
I Love You For Your Personality But Those Tits Greeting Card
I Love You For Your Personality But Those Tits CardA rude greetings card with "I Love You For Your Personality But Those Tits Are A Really Nice Bonus" printed on the front. This rude greetings c...
I'll Lick Yours Greeting Card
I'll Lick Yours Card A rude greetings card with "I'll Lick Yours If You Suck/Lick Mine" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside ...
If You Think I'm a Bitch Greeting Card
If You Think I'm a Bitch Card A rude greetings card with "If you think I'm a bitch you should meet my ..." choose from either sister or mother printed on the front. This rude greetings card is g...
Go To The Winchester Greeting Card
Go To The Winchester Card A novelty greetings card with "Let's go to the Winchester, have a nice cold pint, and wait for this all to blow over." printed on the front. This novelty greetings card...
OMG It's R2D2 I Loved Him In Star Trek Greeting Card
OMG It's R2D2 I Loved Him In Star Trek CardA geeky greetings card with "OMG It's R2D2 I Loved Him In Star Trek" printed on the front. This geeky greetings card is great as a gift for anyone and ...
Happy Valentines Day Swearing Greeting Card
Happy Valentines Day Swearing Card A rude greetings card with a cute heart graphic and “Happy Valentines Day ...” choose from cunt, bitch or wanker printed on the front. This rude gree...
Merry Christmas Cunts Greeting Card
Merry Christmas Cunts Card A rude greetings card with "Merry Christmas Cunts" printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasion. The inside is blank f...
English As Fuck Three Lions Greeting Card
English As Fuck Three Lions Card A rude greetings card with "English As Fuck" and a three lions badge printed on the front. This rude greetings card is great for anyone and ideal for any occasio...